Bnr blah blah physical characteristics blah?

...I tried really hard to find one where he wasn't scowling but they might not exist

but yeah if Eren doesn't concern you you should be concerned about that. The pretty eyes are just there to sucker people in to their deaths. (No really. Kind of.)

I'm gonna keep talking to myself while I'm writing up these log tags but the second favorite answer to this is ass...and that's blatantly wrong tbh

Eren in canon is young and has a flat ass. It's the straps that get people confused.

teeth

teeth.

aww yeah

Eren has nice teeth

hahaha someone drank their milk man idek

drank their milk man

yes the whole milk man

he doesn't like to talk about it tho

lol not 2% of the whole milk man

just whole milk man?

oh my god go sit in the corner