a 500 degree grill iron was dropped and it shattered and a chunk of it ripped thru my pants

and it managed to both cut and burn my dick on the way thru

D8 Oh my god dude!

D8 !!! Are you okay/recovering/what!!

at least I got to fill out an incident report that said "penis laceration and burns"

I'm fine

... oh my god.

It didn't light your pants on fire or anything did it?

my pants managed to deflect most of it and I got away with a small cut

And a toasty dick.

no, but now I'll need to put a new crotch in my pants

and skie.. my dick is always toasty

...or... buy new pants... .... ???

And oh my go.

oh my god* even

never buy something you can fix

I can mend the pants

Makes sense.

Also a big question: Did you get to go home or did you have to keep working after you got dick burned?

it really isnt that bad. If I was standing two inches over I would have been in serious hurt, but some aloe and a band aid did the trick

probably would have sent me home if I kept making "kiss it to make it feel better" jokes to my coworkers

Oh okay-- and oh my god

Holy shit