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No justice only nursery
That was supposed to be murder, phone...
C o m m e n t s
babies are the #1 murderers
you guys better solve this shit 
Psssst cappy it's 39 now
i bet kazoo was trying to set up a trap for the vips by blowing up yuya but accidentally hit himself in the head instead
then his ghost blew up yuya mystery solved
m->n, d->s so you already get from murder to nurser and from there just add a y
yeah you got it
it was kuzuryuu this was all part of his master plan
how daaaare youuuu
now peko can retire
kuzuryuu is actually komaeda in disguise
plot twist
you caught me
everyone
i'm kaoru though
everyone is komaeda or kaoru in disguise
Gundam is stiles
it's true
I am also kaoru
21 kaorus and 21 komaedas
This time the mastermind is Kaoru hitachiin
It just always has to be a Kaoru basically
LMAO GOD I FORGOT WE DO HAVE A KAORU TECHNICALLY
kaoru is kaoru in disguise
Any kaoru but preferably one with weird twin issues
help
suddenly it all makes sense
we solved it, game over
just kill kaoru
HAHA FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE
lmao good secret komaeda and kaoru 
oh my god
you're right
what is it with kaoru and being creepy incestuous twins
that's three pairs already
kaoru the creepy twin and ohtori the creepy manipulative shadow runner of the school
nanami suddenly feels a deep bond with the host club
we need all of them in a game
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one day we should just have murder games twin edition
did someone say twin off 
i agree with killing kaoru
the kouhas, kaoru and chizuru, rin and len, the pineses, the hitachiins, whatever these utena characters you are talking about
er... I meant the rens
I forgot Kouha was his first name
Junko and mukuro
Dahlia and iris
I don't play any twins unless Bernkastel counts
This plan has potential
wow yes
the kouhas omg
gomen I am canonblind
the sad thing is the kouhas might actually be the healthiest least creepy twin relationship on there
(because they are both obsessed with their older brother instead)
idk I think DIpper and Mabel are probably the least creepy
well at least rin and len are robutts
dipper and mabel are twins?
Yep!
one of them is probably a VIP then
it's the law of the land
awkward crickets.....
we're all waiting for levi or legion aren't we
Maybe a mystery twin................................
i am just picturing everyone standing around looking at each other awkwardly
there you go
mori is the hero we don't deserve
Mori is a prince
dipper and mabel are adorable twins
the cutest
aki is correct, i can't think of other twins where they're both sane...
exactly
the homestuck twins
scuze u they're all pretty sane. just weird.
rin and len are almost even
Hitachiins aren't crazy they're just jerks
HAHA MORI....
Miko continues to be aggressively vague
bless you, mabel
Fight the good fight
When does the final tally go up?
Is it just when everyone's voted?
yeah
GOD OK I AM HOME who needs peko
everyone
who is criticizing kazoo 
Just so you guys know this trial is very upsetting
i did see that
Dipper has been thoroughly schooled on how Tanaka didn't do it
Also Belgium mentioned that she thought kazoo ran away and Mahiru shot her down
ty koizumi
it would be reasonable to run away from someone trying to beat you to death okay it's not criticism!!!
KUZURYUU WOULDN'T RUN 
also I'm glad that we now (maybe) know missile is innocent
sorry i got confused
it's ambiguous ic
i misread what lenga was saying
....IS MISSILE THE DETECTIVE
AM I THE ONLY ONE READING THIS LIKE THAT......
that's how I'm reading it too
what where
though only tentatively
i don't think peko would be able to draw that conclusion though like i tagged it and then i was like. nah. not peko.
i'm really wondering about it LMAO
what is happening
vips stuck between leaving the detective alive and killing a dog and infuriating everyone
mentally screaming
THAT WAS MY CONJECTURE... IS THAT REALLY WHERE THIS IS GOING
DOG........DETECTIVE.............
OR AT LEAST BUDDY COP
dogtective
WHAT A TWIIIST
Here Comes The Fuzz: #WOLFCOP Official Theatrical Tr... Dreamland right now
levi what do u have to say about a small Pomeranian potentially discrediting u
I'm so confused
what if levi is talking for missile tho...
awwwwww he's growling. babby.
what if Levi is missile's BUDDY
yeah missile seems to be growling at levi
so are we going to trust a pomeranian over levi I think the answer is yes
NUI-CHAN DID THE BEST SO FAR APPARENTLY LEVI DID SOMETHING MISSILE DOESN'T LIKE
yes trust a villainous thread alien to do the investigatory work
Calamity's Dark Blade: The Avenging Miss-L
well see first he named him Calamity's Dark Blade
but then found out his name was Missile and didn't want to cause confusion
of course
I am trying really hard not to make him just a small human with limited vocab and also cutting out most of his usual internal narration because metagaming
I have come to the conclusion that this is 1. really stupid 2. pretty fun actually
missile is best dog
best dog
peko is trying kazoo
PEKO NO
please be proud of her she is trying so hard.......
you'll scare away the detective
PEKO'S NOT TALKING TO HIM DW
the truest detective
go missile go
PEK o
what is peko doing...
peko is talking to people and trying to dangan her way out of this 
it's not working
she needs an ahoge for it to work
quick where's the hairgel
oh. I was 
facing over missile the detective. kuzuryuu is just like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
facing over missile the detective. kuzuryuu is just like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
is there anyone in here who would understand the reference if I said CHAMELEONS
kotobae
is
levi a vip is that what missile is telling us
is that what missile is telling us
I believe so
i think missile is counter-claiming levi as detective
and saying levi is a VIP
this trial is bananas
oh my god
well.
we're not gonna kill a puppy are we?
we're not gonna kill a puppy are we?
He's almost definitely insinuating Levi is mafia but thus far the part where Missile affirms that he is the detective has not actually happened AFAIS, just that would make the most. sense
this just reminds me of hunters game when the mafia killed luke from prof layton
we believe the puppy obviously
and everyone was like OVER THE LINE
LINE CROSSED
this is gonna be a repeat of that isnt it
you can't kill the puppy not allowed
um wow damian that angel was younger than luke and no one threw a shitfit over him dying!!
except america but
who cares
bruce did too
bruce was dead he doesn't count
rude
I say bark battle to the death
peko would vote for levi over missile tbqh
there anyone here who wouldn't vote for levi over the adorable puppy
Start barking levi
the mafia's next kills are tanaka and nui-chan because they understand the dog the best
hideous
Whoever wins at welcoming wins
NUI IS SO HAPPY SUCK IT LEVI
SUCK IT LEVI
this is speciesism!!!
so question: if we wanna change votes should we edit or delete and readd?
either works!
either is ok i don't think we've tallied yet!
ok!
i'm not going to tally until 10
so just make sure not to change your vote after 10
holy fuck
wtf this trial
This is the most danganronpa thing that possibly could have happened
missile should get vip
oh my god
FUCKING K
missile for MVP
this is ace attorney to the max
this trial 
levi counterclaim if anyone wants to jump it
oh what now
Omg
Omg
but
Missile growled at him
Le VI
more like Levip
murdergame trust issues intensify
missile didn't confirm anything re: legion
just that levi was lying iirc
I can confirm that Missile did a lot of barking
since when nui pointed to legion he got frustrated/confused 
yeah missile just confirmed levi is a liar
aYA...............
AYA COME ON
okay so mysterious person a writes this note
WHAT!!
and then levi pretends to be the detective for Unexplained Reasons
but missile is the detective
AYA COULDN'T HE JUST BE LYING WHEN HE SAYS "I DON'T KNOW THE SYMBOL"....
8|a ... yeah i didnt actually think of that ha ah
...SHOULD MAHIRU SAY THAT TO AYA SHE'S GONNA SAY IT
did aya say earlier that levi did confirm the symbol or am i making that up
she neither confirmed nor denied it
What this is getting super convoluted
like i legit don't remember now i thought that was established
Fortunately (?) it is IC for Missile to be pretty confused by all the implications going on there
god
levi is
pulling a komaeda
you never pull a komaeda
CONFUSION INTENSIFIES
we dont need to vote for levi if he killed yuya
just let kurapika murder him tbh
god
we're pretty sure missile checked levi last night right
According to K and Aya, Missile published results for Levi and one other person
well K is just saying Levi's picture was torn and he's interpreting it as Missile saying Levi was a fake
he doesn't actually know for sure if Missile investigated Levi
if levi killed yuya tho i stg
I will have Belgium try some dog whispering
man the VIPs are probably like "we dont gotta do nothin"
cause guests are fuckin up all over the place
lmao seriously
question about how we're all voting since we have a half hour left
welp, 'twas nice knowing you all
sorry levi, but you did pull a komaeda
all boys graveyard marches on
i'm glad the graveyard won't have any more grumpy short jerks
LEVI YOU LITTLE SHIT
hey Malik is a tall grumpy jerk
all these grumpy jerks.....and yuya
Yuya is crying right now
hey he made some progress with kuzuryuu! he got him to chuckle...
that's something, right........
bocchan 
are you making friends
are you making friends
she's so proud
yes. there is hope for you yet Kuzuryuu 
tmw kuzuryuu is a person's most tolerable option 
quick kill more people who aren't jackasses
Lynch some very nice VIPs
No look they are going to be friends. He can feel it in his ahoge
oh god he does have an ahoge
we've found the true protag
this is the real reason why he was exploded. too protag.
someone got scared
god damn no wonder peko liked him
he could have been adopted by dangans as their protag
he'll be the graveyard protag. god knows no one else there is qualified
malik is the protag in his mind
peko is going to leave offerings on malik and yuya's graves btw 
u guys better appreciate this
u guys better appreciate this
and none for levi bye
i wanna see omg. and yes Malik will appreciate it
IT WON'T BE UNTIL THE NEXT DAY... she's leaving something for kazoo that night and it'll make her think of doing it for the other two also
peko, cries.......peko
come to the graveyard and you can have a harem between the 3 of them
just stick levi in the corner or s/t
no you don't want peko in the graveyard, her reunion with kazoo would be so messy and embarrassing
don't look at them
they are big tough yakuza ok
but i do I do
team graveyard friends
um scuze you, kuzuryuu is the graveyard protag
do you want to fuck
Dfasdk
GHT
LMAO
FIGHT
NO
gGUYS
I MEANT FIGHT
DEAR GOD NO
LMAO FUCK HELP
???????? I think i was gonna write "fucking fight"
HELP
LMAO THAT TYPO
Heleeeeeelpp
BEAUTIFUL
I CAN FEEL MY FACE IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW IM SO EMBARRASSED LMFAO
/HIDES
what an unfortunate typo
I'M LITERALLY LAUGHING RN HELP ME
AS MY FINGER WENT FOR THE ENTER BUTTON I WAS LIKE "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
NO MALIK HE DOES NOT WANT TO FUCK BUT HE WILL FIGHT YOU
oh god i know that feel
premature enter key
ZEverything moves in slow motion and i'm just screaming "no nooooooo"
sobs
i'm so glad tho
what a good typo
it's one of my more catastrophic ones i've had
there are tears
i'm crying too i laughed too hard.....at myself
same.... except at this....
oh my god im laughing
no dont look at my shame
imagines malik asking that in a very serious tone to kazoo
it gets 100000x funnier than it already is
he must have a thing for eyepatches and short yakuza
I should have prepared more Yami Malik licking gifs...........
...what happened in this plurk
LMFAO
typos...
typos happened
btw ciel you are peko's now
which means you're.... probably going to die tbh
PEKO
if her previous track record is any indication.......
peko go sit in the isolatuion corner
she tried
she was all by herself at the graves and then people had to come visit her like decent human beings
LMFAO NO PEKO... touch of death 
well since her and pika arent on good terms does that mean he wont die
probably
every male peko likes dies so either gundam or ciel is the next to go
bye dwebs
peko are you replacing kuzuryuu is that what you're doing. with this other eyepatch loser criminal heir
does this curse only affect males
but if gundam dies you can get the hams
because if she wants a eyepatch loser criminal heir she can adopt nui don't adopt nui
("""heir""" i guess)
don't worry kazoo, you are the most important eyepatch criminal heir in the whole world to pekpek
do not adopt nui
gundam don't die i don't think the hams could handle being taken in by peko that is a Bad Idea
and yes i need cr with peko and nui clearly nothing can go wrong there
her eye also got gouged out by a sword, there's something they can talk about 
I leave for 30 minutes and malik and kazoo are fucking
what
THEY ARE NOT
well there are worse ships I'm sure
"malik x kuzuryuu, LEMON, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!!!"
lmao oh my god
lemon oh my god