I got like 10 free ones from work two days ago (and a bag of free sandwiches I hated much less) and eating them was such a chore ew ew ew

The only time you'll ever hear me complain about free food hahaha

But I'm sure I've got lots of vitamins from the experience and all that

salads are the worst

I KNOW RIGHT I'm glad someone understands my pain

I'll eat the salads for you milady

you won't get anything at all if you keep calling me that you jerk

Luckily I'm made of tougher stuff so I managed it