I got 99 problems and the fact that I know that he's a terrible person but still have feelings for him is all of them.
(A summary of my entire love life since high school. All that changes is the person.)
It seems like all I ever plurk about is Weird Relationship Bullshit,
But. I got a Tinder.
So now I'm looking outside the College Players bubble.
Because I need to.
Also today I got stung by a bee.
I was just in my apartment minding my own damn business and I hear a buzzing sound by my ear.
And I touch my shoulder and feel a pricking on my finger
and tHERE IS A DAMN BEE ON MY SHOULDER
HOW THE FUCK
But the good news is I am not allergic to bees.
I'm horribly afraid of them, but I'm not allergic.