OMG amazon ship my cheap wolverine costume already or I will flail around on the ground like Veruca Salt and personally call and e-mail every support agent you have!
Ok! Well (sadly) going through the customer-service specific standardized procedure of calling and e-mailing has caused them to promise I'll have it by friday and update my shipping, YAY!
Hah, awesome. I totally overdid it and broke their customer service. When I left they had update to the non free 3-5 day shipping... An hour later they e-mail me that they had upgraded it to 2-day shipping,&
07:23 AM PDT XXX: That's very unfortunate, I am going to be very unsatisfied and unhappy with amazon if I don't get this item on time, as I ordered it 5 days ago. I understand this is not your fault personally,
& I emailed them basically saying "Look at my previous transaction history, how since I cancelled prime last year I had 1 package that was routed to USPS "surepost" and took a month for my mailman to get here