apparently one of my friends is hiding the fact he talks to me from his wife. I knew him when my ex and i were stationed in S. Korea... and we hadn't talked in like several years up until a week ago?

Err not we, I hadn't talked to him. But i get this random text today asking me how I know him.. and it was his WIFE

face palms

I was likeeeee... welp this is.. weird...

It IS soooo awkward.. i was like... I knew him from S. Korea!!! she asked if i was his co-workers

I was like.. i live in Florida (they live in Illinois) told her i was married to the man i've known since i was 14, with a kid.... hoping to appease her somewhat from thinking i was trying to steal her man

Which is SO NOT THE CASE I DON'T WANT HIM