WELP.
Frozen Time
is
there ever going to be a post in which Yomiel doesn't flip the fuck out at least once probably not....
WELP.
I'm gonna have a LOT of catching up to do, huh.
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This sure doesn't look good for Phi...
/popcorns over here
Okay fine I'll RP at work when I can.
I'll just note that Moge-ko's knife was left in her room.
Just a small not very important detail.
Oh shit DIBS
It's a good thing she was sleeping there anyway.
Oooh dear
I really hope I don't run out of ideas for ways to incorporate Johnny into every single crime scene
i'm proud of dan
and his insistence of computer perversion
He figured it out, Friend Computer is motivated entirely by penis envy
Well, the computer does watch the bathrooms constantly. I MEAN, UH, I HAVE NO IDEA.
I have certainly never read the rules for tension levels in the Paranoia handbook. I certainly don't know that Bathrooms always have a tension level of 20.
And I also have no idea that tension levels are a roll under 1d20 check, so mechanically nothing that happens in a bathroom can ever happen without the computer's knowledge.
FRIEND COMPUTER NO
Nope. That would be perposterous, everybody knows that the computer is infallible. Such a chart or check couldn't possibly exist, because that would imply that some things are beyond Friend Computer's sight
Alpha Complex is a no bathroom graffiti zone.
You even try taking a pencil out in there and your ass is executed.
OH, by the way, if anyone cares:
Moge-ko's knife is still in her room
Ethan already called dibs for Mukuro.
oh ok
Dan knew it
oh my god dan
Dan suddenly figures everything out
The real Sherlock Holmes of the game
holy shit yomiel
holy shit yomiel yomiel.txt
yomiel
haha omg Yomiel
wow man
Somebody needs their ass kicked for peacekeeping purposes and I'm too busy to volunteer.
No justice at all.
Curly will gladly step in to stop him
I'd like to get one more tag in, but after that, yeah, somebody's free to drag Yomiel off the poor guy. He definitely couldn't fight off Curly or Mukuro.
Or... really anybody but Clay and, like, Anthy.
I go to take a shower and when I come back, Yomiel is trying to murder Clay
Business as usual here in Alpha Complex!
Whoops already posted Curly. oh well, it's open enough, she hasn't gotten to him just yet so post away.
Curly's a robot, but she's also tiny. She probably can't physically restrain him, but if he doesn't stop she'll just pull out her gun and change tactics.
Knightley can also step in if needed because y'guys need to calm the fuck down.
or you could just let him do it and pay the two-clone price
He's a trained bodyguard, so.
that could be hilaribeautiful
if he did
OK murder averted (FOR NOW???)
lmao should Bobby cuff Yomiel until he calms down?
That might not be a bad idea, honestly....
I will then (OKAY I JUST REALLY WANT TO USE THE SHACKLES AT LEAST ONCE)
oh I'll delete my comment then
and wait for Knightley :>
beautiful
ah, I ended up deleting my plurk comment since you tagged but knightley can do the thing
do the thing, knightley!
/varrick
he has done the thing
the thing!
responded to the thing
if Yomiel keeps freaking out, he's going to get a Jolt of Justice
the real question is does yomiel's cuffs have enough chain between them to still strangle clay
it wouldn't take much chain
I think he could still try for it
The cuffs are behind his back, aren't they?
oh dammit, they probably are
yeah Knightley put his hands behind his back
oh right
bite him
i love that we're both just trying to goad yomiel on more
He's gonna get Justice Jolt'd.
HAHA may I?
I have no objections!
ah snap, will tag into this later
queeeestion, completely hypothetically, if a person were to take the remaining poison, and then test it to see how exactly it kills the person other than LULZ POISON
would that be considered murder 8|aaaa