That is fancy euphemisms for "PUNCH THE RUBBER MAN BREAK HIS RIBS"

"RIP HIS FACE OFF"

And now I feel like I'M the one who got punched all day ahhhhhh

it hurts to laugh

and be alive

But now you are level four badass?

pfft

maybe after a few more days of punching the rubber man and pretending he is the entire patriarchy.

shockingly hitting things with your fists makes your fist hurt? ??? ? And also your entire back.

it doesn't help that I did a bunch of arms and chest the day before and of either.