I NEVER IMAGINED THAT ADULT LIFE COULD BE LIKE THAT BACK BEFORE I WAS ONE.

The freedom to eat anything, anytime, anywhere.

Even four ounces of cream cheese.

WHY THE FUCK NOT THO

SERIOUSLY.

When is it not a good time for eggs and bacon

I concur whole heartily.

I share all of my bacon and eggs with youuuu.

now I want bacon and eggs...

I'm infecting you with my illness.

I have a fever and the only cure is more bacon and eggs

Agreed. Do it.

except I only have eggs... :c

:<

I ate all my bacon.

Alas.

it's not the same with just egg...

I COULD BE LIKE THE MOTHER BIRD.

But no, you probably don't want that.

GENEROUS... BUT I MUST REFUSE

A GOOD IDEA...

fuck it, I'm gonna make me some egg on rice

CUZ I'M AN ADULT

8D

That sounds equally tasty.

I have bacon and eggs but that's okonomiyaki bacon.........

SUFFERING FAMILY ISSUES. MY TOILET IS CLOGGED BY MY BABY BROTHER.

Also that sounds good, Bret.