I JUST

You can play as one of five different classes: rogue, magician, hunter, warrior, and microwave. Yes, that’s right, a microwave with legs.

... i never knew i wanted that to be a thing until just now

ohsweetcrepes: i kinda want to be a flying toaster

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

realcephalopod: i admit, i'm partially plujrking this in case there are magical microwave adventures

I'm incoherent with need, I will do my best\

Microwave looks op to be honest. Radiomancy is gonna get need in the next patch, calling it now

*nerfed

fuck tho what will i play when i need a bean n cheese

omg