ahaha, Robin forgot to vote
Facilities page won't be updated. Once Bobby's final moments are over, I strongly recommend the group go to investigate the new area
BOBBY WAS THE SCANNER.
YOMIEL'S DAY IS FUCKING /MADE/.
IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEE 
uh oh
Dan might snap if this goes where I thinks its going
depending on the pace of this post, we may be able to enter endgame as early as tonight
oh yeah his final moments are going to be special
i suggest clay get dan drunk
like a good terriblefirend
I can't believe we're entering endgame with the asshole brigade
Dan may rage at impostors first
Phi is probably just going to say "you seem different"
...ooooor she can do that instead. All right then.
I lost my shit at Dan's horsey piece rant
and have been losing it further ever since
This is an intervention for Horace
oh
horace
horace knightley
I just got the pun
It took me a while to get Horace.
Horace named himself I will accept no other explanations
I don't care if he's an Ace Attorney character, dude named himself
Even in a universe where puns are natural names, everyone recognizes Horace as a made-up pun name
We'll assume
At least Robin Newman is an actually believable name
It occurs to me that Dan's conversations with Robin have been relatively calm. This puzzles me
That's because they're not in a shouting match
yeah, he totally named himself 
Dan
did you really just
...Dan
Dan has... issues with impostors
Dan
You realize that Dan's going to be incinerated for that right
Dan now the computer knows you snuck in a weapon 
that's... a thing
I suspected as much
anyway SPEAKING OF sneaking in a weapon.........................
Bobby has a gun. Yeah.
who wants to get shot on his way out? 
ME ME ME ME ME
OKAY THEN
Horace would also be a fine choice just to keep up his bad luck with trained killers but he can only shoot one person
how's your neck feeling, Horace
...shooting horace is also acceptable
(his neck hurts like hell)
the notion that The Computer didn't think to install a metal detector in the Loyalty Chamber is
so IC
step up your game, computer
friend computer, please
Mukuro is so sad about this entire game, and mostly not because people are dying.
isn't this the first trial where she voted for a communist
I think she may have voted for Rin?
so how's that shiv attack gonna turn out
hmmmm
Quick, Bobby! Shoot Yomiel so he doesn't have to answer Mukuro's awkward question!
Yeah.
it's a chess thing
Yep.
he's one of the knights
which looks like a horse
If there was a metal detector, Phi's bracelet probably would have set it off day one
And probably a bunch of other characters obviously have metallic components to their outfits...
In the Japanese version his given name is Manosuke, which contains the kanji for 'horse'
Which did not occur to Murkrow.
Because she is disappointing.
Dude, Ethan.
/Curly/.
YEAH.................................
OH YEAH
Hi. Yeah. Kinda lots of metal here.
Was gonna make the shiv totally miss but felt kinda anti-climatic
Have fun Fulbright
Maybe she thought it was a high-tech metal detector that could search for weapons by shape and not hassle people over jewelery and stuff....
Some kind of x-ray scanner or something.
Yes, that.
If this was a game of paranoia, there'd be no detector, and the lights would go out for twenty seconds in the middle of the trial to give everybody a chance to shoot each other.
Mukuro wants to play that mafia game.
Would be a short game
but an enjoyable one
In fact, there'd be a detector that's actually broken, complete with a sign that says "Weapons detector out-of-order, if you are bringing in contraband please execute yourself now"
honestly no part of this game has been insane enough to be proper Paranoia
and things are about to go even further off the rails
obviously, the next round should be even more insane
obviously
Also, shouldn't the results in the post body say (name)-G-(blackout)-(number)?
probably
(they all have Y right now instead)
yes I know
I fixed it
anyway let me know when everyone is done shooting and throwing knives
wow you guys and your metal weapons... shakes head
okay I'm sick so I'm turning in early
dramatic revelations will have to wait until morning
sleep well!
Yeah, sleep well.
g'night!
welp that was pretty exciting 
so glad two other people went down with him. Even if they just respawned.
do I get graveyard access now? 
I'm gonna be putting up the last graveyard post soon
you'll get in for that
yess hanging out with the people he killed will be fun