Welcome new victims. And old victims. And random passers by who accidentally got friended by me. I'm Blue, and I'm nobody important. Excuse me while I stalk you all and make notes on your fears 
I feel like I should be afraid.
legit, u may pass
I'm not afraid.
Bring it on, Blue.
shouldn't you be asleep
Never be afraid of me, always let me pass, I am gentle and harmless
i am ready
Can I borrow some of those notes?
starswept Maybe... should I leave the newbies in your charge?
Nobody may borrow my notes, they are my precious and tell me how to make you all cry
Welcome back, Pudding!
But that's why I want them.
oooh yes let me say hi to the newbies
i dont know how to cry
what is
cry
Don't worry, I'll teach you to cry
dont threaten me with a good time
It'll happen at some point during a 'relaxed' event when somehow the post has gone to overflow and people are requesting rotten bananas
hello kia
relaxed is always a lie
a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
Hello, sir! 
Anyway, I'm your mod, so if you ever have questions or need anything, just give me a shout. I have three lovely helpers (Marion, Christy, and Siberia). If you need me it's havenmods, if you
need them, it's havenhelp. Generally you'll be dealing with me though. So any questions on game stuff, event stuff, plot stuff, give me a shout
If any of the helpers try and eat you, that's just their way of saying hello
Curl into a ball and they'll soon lose interest and go away
Aye aye, Cap'n. Thank you for being so friendly and on top of things, yeesh that's so refreshing. 
I can't wait to start this game hfhfhghf
I'm already terrified. Thank you! Looking forward to playing in the game.
Nice to meet you al
all*
blue is the nicest ever and has not ripped out anyone's hearts i promise
What are we meatbags for if not snacking purposes. It's nice to meet you Blue!
Anyway, as Kia rightly said, I should be in bed because it's 4am and GMT is a shitty time zone. So starswept I'm leaving you in charge. Make sure to tell the newbies everything they need to know
Hello, I'm Kia! I am actually no one special with no responsibilities except to make Blue feel occasionally guilty about her choices.
So have fun, I will do my best to harass all of you over the course of time, and never ask for over three thousand carrots.
Bluuuuuue 
Bringing this back for new and old-- this is your tyrant, everyone. Fear her: 
Muahaha
Muahaha
Fuck you, Kaiya, you always have to bring that out
Hi Clamor, welcome back!
Hi hi hi what a cute emote
all of them are cute
bwahahaha
I love you too, Blue 
that is the best video of Blue because I had been in haven for three weeks @ that point and it was then that i knew that this game was going to exceed all my expectations
also blue is the cutest murderer pass it on
You're all awful, I'm never making a video for you guys again
rude
we're just trying to show our apprication here
