Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
aliencereal I saw this and thought of you
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Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
party combinations and their implications
Colonel Pervert is
9 years ago
hilarious
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deven
9 years ago
FUCKING FENRIS AND DORIAN IM LAUGHING
deven
9 years ago
I was literally talking about that exact problem when Hawke showed up in my current playthrough
deven
9 years ago
Because I did a fenris romance for this one and I was like oh god thank the maker he isn't here Dorian would say one word about slavery in tevinter and lose an organ
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Just one organ?
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
My god though, I want to do a Wynne/Aveline party
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
that would be hilarious and perfect and hrnn
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
NO
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
NO
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
THE TEAM SECRETLY SHARES SMUT
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
that would be hilarious.
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Also before I forget, off topic: Should be getting my glasses this up and coming week or the week after. They aren't all-the-time glasses but still should be good
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
I should be able to read my tv screen when I play inquisition again
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
well not again, for the first tiem
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
without having to be right up on the screen.
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
I knew you'd like it. =D
deven
9 years ago
It would be a vital organ so it counts double
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Ah good
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Now, would fenris go for like...a lung. just one lung.
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Or would he be more bold and go for both, or maybe the stomach
deven
9 years ago
The more I learn about tevinter the less I hold fenris' anti-Mage thing against him (unsure)
deven
9 years ago
Yay glasses!!
deven
9 years ago
Doesn't fenris almost always go for the heart?
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Good point
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
That counts as three organs. nod
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
solemn nod Agreed about tevinter. I do like how they tried to humanize them in general with Dorian, because...wll
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
he's our first non-slave tevinter that ISN'T an enemy
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
And with it representing the debauchery of the Roman Empire prior to collapse...yeah, this is accurate to a degree
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
They were more open about homosexuality but...yeah they were fucking nuts.
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Tevinter is starting to interest me as much as Par Vollen did
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
(still fascinated but now I've gotten more of my fix)
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
(because DESCRIPTIONS OF NON MILITARY QUN MEMBERS)
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
(And solas telling stories of that one qunari girl baker who would sneak a pinch of sugar in the middle of every loaf of bread, as her own little rebellion, and that's all she wanted)
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
(Just that little rebellion, and she was satisfied. SO CUTE)
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Why do I have fascinations with all the problematic cultures in Thedas
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Whyyyyyy
deven
9 years ago
I'm kinda laughing because both my Tabris AND my trevelyan are very angry about tevinter
deven
9 years ago
You do what with elves for tab and you did what to Dorian for trevelyan
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
My tabris too, to be fair
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
I think any Tabris would be royally and rightfully pissed off at the vints
deven
9 years ago
Same reason I'm in love with the Templar order its so broken and fucked up I wanna learn everything
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
YES
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
I want that fucking party.
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Fuck the vints and fuck the vints
deven
9 years ago
Okay work time bye!
Colonel Pervert
9 years ago
Bye! Have a good day!
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