It was obvious from just a glance that he wasn’t just sadist, but an egomaniac. You know what I mean, right? The kind of uptight self-obsessed perfectionist who gets his asshole bleached. - Writing is fun
Wait, you mean not everyone bleaches their asshole?
blinks
You're creating a world that didn't exist before you wrote it. You're god.
not everyone in the future bleaches their assholes.
I'm definitely god to my characters.