Try not to throw up.

Omg they look GROSS!

Ewwwww!!!

hey... we have to keep our population down... the preferred way is heart disease.

it's sort of a paste

or a sludge

and it's one of those things that people become addicted to

like vegemite

when you say full of win... are you referring to nutritional value? because the tastebuds may argue differently

imitation chili sludge tastes wonderful in moderation, but it will in fact kill you if you eat too much of it.

well I do in fact have a jar of the 'mite right here...

and soon I will see if American tastebuds agree with those of a people who put fried eggs and beets on their burgers.

they don't.

this is what I've heard...

and for the record.. this is one american who's not that fond of the old PB&J