Don't miss your chance to traumatize the newbie

TRAUMATISE THE NEWWWWWBIE \o

\o/

this is me, not being able to resist

To Claire-ify. We traumatize newbies with love.

you are having way too much fun with that, aren't you Wiz?

PUUUUUUUUNS \o/

we traumatise with puns too

Yes, ToS'ers are all about the love. Think Woodstock, without the.. wait, there's drugs. And music. And alcohol.

so many drugs. so much alcohol.

Draco's wardrobe is full of booze ngl

...yes

:3

/shares with you!!

Nom nom nom fresh meat

Sweetie, what did we say about snacking on the newbies?

Only on Fridays

That's right

(Seriously, why do you people tolerate me?)

because you're amazing

and you taste like sunshine

Tbf we're all nerds playing pretend games on the internet

You know, I have these moments where it just hits me how very weird it is

new people /salivates