( rp / kingsman ) i wonder if eggsy's nickname came about because his middle name is something like benedict
omg......
everything is different now my eyes are open wake up america
LMF
Gary Benedict Unwin
^^^^
it's an improvement on his real name
which isn't bad, it's very fancy, but 
what is gary short for, Gregory?
no, gary's short for fuck yourself
u fuckin wot m8
i' just thinking of that vine where that guy pretends to sneeze on people but it's just water and the last guy's like
FUCK YOU M8 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
YOU'RE LUCKY I AIN'T GOT MY BOYS WITH ME
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