i am on episode FIVE do not spoil anything pls friends

anyway - for all the increasingly cheap rapes (yeah i know the sansa and ramsay thing that's coming up) this show still has the best gore

i was gonna come in here with a fake spoil but then i realized that all fake spoils will probably sound like real ones.......

for all he's an irredeemable fuckboy, ramsay is pretty funny

very interesting character too, what with being a total psychopath

way worse than joffrey imo

nooooo jorah nooooo

NO

NO if loras dies i'm out i swear to FUCKING GOD

i wish i wasn't but i am growing steadily less interested in arya's story

"the dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant" AND OTHER SENTENCES FROM THIS SHOW

... are you serious, did everyone co-ordinate their secret plan to happen in the same dornish garden at the same time on the same day

the famous tart queen cersei wow

LMAO BUGGERY

... hoe don't do it

... oh my god

legit though i feel like if loras and margaery kick it i'm outtie

oh theon...

as the world just keeps on and keeps on continually failing sansa stark at every turn

i mean really is this just the story of "sansa's life is the actual worst" or

though tbf that rape scene was a lot less brutal than i was led to expect

holy SHIT ramsay

fuckin best gore in this show

??????? the little girl???????????????

don't do it don't fucking do it

oh my god ghost

FUCK YEAH SAM YOU GET IT

do not fucking hurt loras i swear to god

myrcella is so pretty ugh

oh snaaaaap

aw shit bronn

ah yes, daenerys 'mighty whitey' targaryen, displaying constant disdain for the customs of the peoples of colour she cheerfully marches over

HAHA CERSEI

i've been waiting for her to get some sort of comeuppance for aaaaaages

hello yes new day more got

little kid you leave jon alone

LMFAO

"i am bored of your posturing /casually murders"

i love how every free folk who talks about jon remarks on how pretty he is

oh no the cold zombies

oh noooo so many frosty nibblers

four horsemen... subtle

oh nooo chilly gandalf

i can't say i'd be too too surprised if jon bit it. i mean it'd suck because i'm still really into his story but i wouldn't be surprised

DUDE jon OWNED that walker

though yeah i keep thinking like

what's the shittiest thing G.R.R could do right now

killing jon is probably it

that horse was on fire wtf

oh stannis don't

... no

oh my god

okay i genuinely had to take a break there........

as much as part of me loves jorah and always wants him to triumph, there's something skeevy about his thing for daenerys...

ohhh no, they got you mighty whitey, they got you...

WOO FLYING

aah, i knew she'd kill herself

poor woman

oh sam :c

I AM VERY WORRIED ABOUT SANSA

nO BRIENNE

I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER SAID THIS BEFORE OR THOUGHT IT OR ANYTHING BUT FUCK YEAH THEON

cold as fuck arya omg

holy shit jaqen

HOLY SHIT FUCK NO

oh myrcella let me hug you

sweet child

... the poison. omg. the long farewell

well, i guess there was no way sweet beautiful bland aryan princess aurora could live much longer anyway

omg dothraki??? HAVE WE COME FULL CIRCLE

............. i question this