she found them

look alistair she'll feed them and give them walks every day pinkie promise

Bayard: /brings them flowers

Bayard is Alistair's tiny son, he wants to protect the heck outta that kid

The next dragon age is just Tabris snatching up a new squad member every time Alistair leaves the room or stops paying attention for a minute

"can we at least stop picking ones that try to kill you" "no."

"Alright, but can we at least stop picking the ones that try to kill me."

"why did you give this one a knife"
"he has to learn how to fight, alistair"
"i am never leaving you unattended ever again"