(the article is satire btw.)

lmao!!!!!!!

Roaming charges are fun in the sky!

No she either texts me once a day with something cute and sweet or she texts me 8 million times in a row asking why I logged off so quickly in a paranoia spiral.

both are cute though in their own way.

You gotta warn a person tho, Shep!

Does she ever text you about how she's leaving Mao in the care of me?