good morning friends... i'm remembering what it's like to be human
oh also don't feel any huge rush, since there's only a small selection of you left alive
like i don't think any of you are even awake yet, laughs
im glad youre feeling better though!
the living can't hold all these letters
jk ill leave a lot of them
FUUMA DON'T BE FUCKING RUDE
all of these letters were obviously meant for him okay, especially reis
like theres anyone else she would write to???
don't talk as if hajime's already dead-- oh wait.
fuuma just looks at them then discards them
of course, what else would he do with them
was royce particularly close to anyone remaining or is his letter free for all
I'm alive and awake! \o/ ...buuuuut I'm at work.
okay i need coffee before i can put any thought into anything
I am also awake but at work... I know everyone misses auger!!!
SEE YOU IN A FEW HOURS
kasen's like "hey guys what's going on in this post"
how convenient that the mod's character would prompt the summary!!
laughs
At least Kasen has an excuse, Bols still doesn't understand what happened today, either.
i think hinata should be the summarizer, hes very good at it
so i will graciously leave the task to hinatas player
i'm literally about to head out but i want to open a letter real fast to read
yes good, now it wont just be fuuma snooping through peoples things
LMAO HAJIME DOING THE SUMMARY LIKE THE PROTAG HE IS
literally just woke up and i have to go but HUFFS
i should be around for most of today after some.... things this morning so yeah IM READY FOR TODAY
(psst hinata is the brat royce is talking about) ABSCONDS FOR WORK
i think hes the only bratty-ish type left
now the letter is hinatas responsibility
"i thought you were the brattiest person left alive, here, hinata you can have this letter"
thats what hinata wants to hear, im sure
Hinata like "Clarine is RIGHT THERE."
fuck isnt hinata and clarine the only kids left alive
Idk how kid are we counting Urashima as?
well isnt he like 500 years old,
thats like 5 in sword years
Excuse that's like teens or something clearly look at him
A grandpa is like 1000 years...
so a grandpa is 10 to the swords
CATAPULTS OUT OF BED I HAVE LETTERS TO READ
there are so many that hinata would open but i feel like i should leave murderfam to clarine or else hinata would literally just go down the line lmao
hinata make ur murderdad proud
even tho u suck at killing
go read the letters, hajime
WOW THEY KILLED DAREDEVIL???
HAHA yeah there were a few more i wanted to open but i was like nahhh, better leave them to the others
Matt in the GY was like "the kids did nothing"
yeah man even hiji was surprised
then he punched me in the face
Hiji being a jerk all "oh the kids did it?"
sorry for dad murderdad
matt just punched us and told us the kids did nothing
but he doesnt like to receive punches
but yes ok let me respond to letters and then i'll try to type up a summary
it's okay rei didn't get punched and she was laughing internally
hinata and clarine both have two dads and a mom in this game
they love all three of them
go weenie protag who's also a murder kid
hinata open sooj's letter in my honour
i'm laughing i can't believe royce mentioned hinata
a voice on the wind: ask questions brat
ok but i literally woke up eight minutes ago so give me a couple minutes
slides u coffee. same tho
ugh just make sure to stay like 1000 ft away from Auger
put auger in a cat cage and just continue the trial
gi-ne if theres one thing the town is good at
its not doing the right thing
ok but now you have the weenie cru on your side you'll be fine--!!!
gotta do it wrong and gotta do it the worst
LMAO DID SHE REALLY USE "AI"
JEEZ REI IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK
oh hello clarine, where did you come from
that line is actually from canon excuse u
... LIKE IT'S THE PHRASE SHE USES FOR HYPNOTISM
casually steals rei's letter tho
... are u tryna hypnotize him rei
it doesn't work like that wow!!!
murderkids have a lot of Feelings
MATT NO
i give murderfam responsibility to open up sooj's for obv reasons i guess,
matt no he enjoys it
him and tsuru both don't do it
i wanna see all the letters because i wanna see who else is going to give a recipe
WOW LISTEN IM NOT LIKE TSURU
i mean maybe she'd hypnotize him if she gets to see him again tbh
you picked a winner hinata
puts hand on hinatas shoulder, whispers: shes a keeper
hiji ur no better you tied ur doki to a post on first meeting over spilled tea :v
so what if theres a little hypnotism...
I COLLARD THE LOVE OF MY LIFE BUT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW, WE LOVE EACHOTHER? hinata trust me i know what im doing
UH i'll do tsuru if you do hijibaka
takes out manju and puts it on a fishing hook and throws it out "kotori chan where kotori chan"
someone should do pearl tooooo
omg I apologize for souji's letter in advance hahhfjsk
i almost gave a step by step instructional on how to hand develop photographs for max's but i decided against it
matt's letter is for the kids btw if it isn't obvious
edits hinata's response for matt's actually
he's more upset about matt than rei tbh???
oh ow murderdog
WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAD A CHOICE TO KILL HIM WOW
also wow rude matt, nothing for fuuma? tsk tsk
these spellings / nicknames just get worse n worse
maybe you should have wept over his corpse tbh???
thats a good one hinata /notes it down
no he couldn't weep over the corpse he has to be strong for clarine and also not get caught at the body
if he gets to see matt again he'll weep all over him it'll be gross
how can you expect him to focus on anything but kamui in that situation...!!
kamui was his lover, you were just some fling in the night matt
matt thought they had something special
were u guys baking cookies
sorry to disappoint but he was only fuumas mistress of the night
I'm tired of these shippers
also shit i meant he would
the d and s keys are too close
it's okay i guess i would have missed a word anyway
enjoy the shitty haiku too
look :/ u gotta do better
my haikus
you kick my ass, then judge my haikus. this disrespect
ugh im laughing hijijii and his love letter
Tired of these shippers blowing their secret crush ugh
hiji and souji writing to the same person, hiji is actually sappy sooj was like...ERASES EVERYTHING
JUST SHIPS FROM THE GRAVE
ugh now its not so secret with everyone im laughing but they're so tragic with their roles omfg
NO IT WAS A SECRET URASHIMA WAS SURE
UHM not when urashima ran out of the night sword meeting saying "i have to go see clarine"
which tsuru totally told clarine about...
ugh ok i'm going to try to summarize please please let me know if i forget anything i haven't gotten away from the computer to make coffee yet
there were just too many letters to open
someone still needs to open max's letter
royce's ghostly hand needs to reach across the grave to open it
hinata will do it tho he got a hope fragment from her
they missed letter christmas
summary up did i fuck anything up
hinata failed to talk about urashima and clarines kiss and that was Important Stuff
wait shit you're right edits to reflect that immediately-!!!!
Why are you guys telling everyone ugh it's a secret leave them alone
My letter embarrassed the kids. Mission accomplished
Sees deleted comment WHAT DID HINAT DO
made fun of clarine and urashima whilst airguitaring
HUFFS i need a shower and coffee tho rolls away
please tell me someone did
question blocked even during endgame
hinata poking fun at clarine and urashima while others can poke fun at him about his own love life I see
AUGER WOULDN'T WANT TO OPEN THEM ANYWAY don't feel bad he doesn't care...... may the worms feast on your corpses
wow auger matt thought they had something special????
matt how many affairs did you have
matt the true sausagetrap
can you blame him for getting some pussy
GROANS
gasp i figured it out, i know why bodies have been disappearing...!!
in the middle of the island there's a sakura tree looking particularly pink for this time of year
thats where urashima and clarine should have kissed
don't stop
can't stop won't stop not sure how to stop
also hinata's literally like okay but. our ratio of kills to total bodies is so low
what a good village, doing the mafia's work for them
im so scared for hinata puts hand on his shoulder
i swear kasen is going on rei's shit list
oh right i forgot to watch that thread
i'm also scared for hinata why did matt have to die
matt would stop this protag train
Why did Matt have to die.... I wonder........
hinata made a Mistake
howcouldthishappentome.mp3
yeah you have no one but yourself to blame
maybe next time don't kill your dad??????
he thought you were rainsford
you guys were so close to a rainsford yet so far
A General visited a Rainsford every night and yet
yeah jeez clarine should have just knifed urashima
maybe then kamui would be alive
!
Royce heard u in his heart ok
kasen just hitting fast-forward on hinata's path to a mental breakdown laughs
he's Not Okay himself, so
hinata just sits down and starts laughing to himself
and if it doesn't succeed well
zaroff
where is someone to stop people from attacking you
!!
at least clarine has urashima
sorry you're so fucked hajime
clarine send you boyfriend to help hinata too
the sad thing is he has no one to blame but himself
Fuuma, please protect Gi-ne's murderchildren... Come on, every General deserves a hug......
well hes not as mad anymore so he might break in if things get violent
kamui said to help them
that was not fuumas take away from the letter
i'm just imagining the rest of the survivors just watching kasen and the maf go at it
sorry ahoge-kun that you had protag status
he doesn't want it
hinata is such a reluctant protag let him go back to his ordinary life
thats pretty much whats happened anyway...
the survivors just watching kasen and hinata and clarine like "ah yes this again"
if it helps the dead party is more indignant on their behalf
thanks dead people
rei is really mad right now
theyre the only ones on clarine and hinatas side
pounds fists on table i need the graveyard to be unlocked
keep up the good work
you guys did a good job
I'll be home in a few
i hope you guys know there was much WHYYYYY when you saved kasen
but excuse you kasen...!!
YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT HIM TO DIE
you guys fucked up
what will happen if fuuma attacks kasen
look now this is about kamui
well hes injured so maybe you have a chance
guys no
stop.... i need him to die so i can kick his ass in the GY
or he can kick my ass. again. either way,
i need to kick his ass too
he killed everyone who "disappeared"
kasen did get a lot of revenge for the swords.....
guys i'm catching up and just.... throwing tags at the wall like spaghetti
there you go kasen doesn't agree with what you want YOU CAN KILL HIM NOW
NO ONE LISTENED because she was just mad at him for accusing her
if anyone on shiptrap got a trophy for the most sin it would go to kasin
AND AFTER ALL THE CLUES ROYCE LEFT FOR YOU GUYS
hinata i can hear your brackets
Royce is practically clawing out of the grave to stab kasen TRY ESCAPING THIS TIME MURDERSWORD
Oh my god guys please slow down I just finished work and shit is flying everywhere.
BOLS, GI-NE IS COUNTING ON YOU
out of desperation, mostly, but still
all you need to know is that kasen is kasin
WELL..... hinata's not Entirely wrong
BOLS IS STILL CONFUSED BUT HE KNOWS HE WILL NOT TOLERATE SO MUCH YELLING AT PRECIOUS CHILDREN
thanks bols
Time to slowly elbow my way into conversations with phone tagging, sob.
GOOD
im actually super hungry to the point where i cant think so bbl
before i go though, it looks like the voting page links to the day 6 trial
/looks at this mess of conversation /just... replies to Kasen's top level
NO URASHIMA ISN'T KILLING KASEN
HE HAS PROMISES
on this day kashuus pinky promises keep kasen alive
also if I disappear suddenly it's because I feel my medicine wearing off and I'm feeling a fever come back-- there's not actually much more to this trial though so don't worry
oh no christy :c please take care of yourself
poxstained waste of space
i love clarine
refreshes constantly while eating lunch
aggressively protags
also anyone feel free to jump into this convo!! i don't want to hog all the cool stuff
Cal actin' like it was the /maf/ that was clusterfuck city in this game.
Bols could not be less of a protag if he tried, tbh.
okay i can't sit up anymore so! i'm going to take a (hopefully quick) nap
i recommend making a toplevel to discuss all the crazy bullshit that just went down
sorry that I'm not able to keep npcing like i was hoping!
EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH i feel bad that hinata has been dominating everything tho so if someone else wants to that's fine with me!
OKAY I'M HERE WHAT DID I MISS
kasin is the one who killed the people who disappeared bc he's a sinner
there was a storm of letters that were v nice
also the judge showed up and is a bitch
i already knew that.......
someone might have given him a tip the other night, i don't know who that could have been though????
LMFAO... kasen is on his line of thinking too
auger and kasen vs the world
DOWN WITH CLARINE AND HINATA UP WITH THE MURDEROCRACY
??!?!???
that one isn't auger's fault
auger did you kill people
auger hasn't killed anyone all game
he just tips the scales... HAHA
auger telling kasin who to kill
ARE THE MOST MORAL AND UPSTANDING CHARACTERS
I'M GOING TO PEE MYSELF LAUGHING
no remorse, no regret just boom. headshot. the end.
kasen killed me the night we missed auger
i'm ready for auger to die i'm going to beat him up
pls urashima did his role perfectly, he protected the fox!!
you protected auger so that auger could tell kasen who to KILL!!!!
SO RAINSFORD CAN PROTECT THEM
THE FOX WAS DOING OTHER THINGS
HE WAS JUST DOING WHAT Y'ALL WERE SAYING
HINATA SAID RAINSFORD SHOULD PROTECT MATT
SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HINATA
never stop matt most important
takes off role throws it on the ground
picks up role, becomes both general and rainsford
oh rainsford protect the fox
why didn't rainsford save so and so
rainsford what are you doing
i need to know if kamui used his role to protect fuuma every night
when will i have my life back
The Generals should have never stopped killing cats
we're dog aligned how did we miss that obvious thematic clue
so would you like a top level from hinata :0
ugh i'm mad i was at work for most of this
someone take his protag role he never wanted it in the first place
AUGER NEEDS TO TALK TO NPCS!!!
someone else can tho!! i've been dominating so much
well he'll be making them now
im fine with hinata doing it
i don't wanna make a toplevel just because i'm out of the loop GIMME TIME TO READ ALL OF THIS FIRST
ok!! someday i will stop naming top levels after sdr2 minigames but today is not this day
fuuma wastes no time in being a weenie, excellent
just get rid of them both who curr
FUUMA, THERE ARE SEVEN OF YOU
NO PROTECT WAIFU
i have no idea because it never happened
rei asked the question at some point during a trial
GI-NE'S FINAL WORDS TO KAMUI
i cant even remember what i ate yesterday
i have so many tabs open to try to reference back to stuf
oh wait are we retconning that
""""""""""""""""randomized"""""""""""""""""""
ok then i will abstain from commenting until more information comes forward
im fucking losing it at auger and the judge
put it on his resume. absolutely the shittiest fox.
helping from the grave!!!
LMFAO JUDGE??????? RUDE AS HELL
HAHAHA one small point of approval from hinata to the judge tbh
it's kind of sad that rei actually understands the judge a lot...
rei no
she's similar to her okay!! running games? having puppets
but mooooooooom it's true loooooooooove
she kind of wants to change, uh...
HEY SHE CAN'T DO A COMPLETE 180
Gi-ne doesn't even know the depths of Rei's crazy, she just sets off the animal "that girl's trouble" instinct
it's okay she's gonna behave... unless it's to troll hajime
she's harmless right now, okay!!!
So is Hinata!! Look at his skinny wrists, even Rei could take him!!
hey wait-!! hinata's strong!!
what's going on stares at trial
everyone is weak compared to a saiyan ok
yeah i mean i'm pretty sure hajime could beat rei lol
hinata's a wimpy NERD!!! wrestles him into a locker
LMFAO... THEY FOUND ROYCE AND URASHIMA BUT NO GENERALS
hinata's going to yank your ears off auger
i was so convinced hinat was going to be checked after he shot rei
tbh that was when i figured out hinat was one of them, from an ooc standpoint. kogasa never would've guessed though...
the foxes found everyone except generals
and that was all of their luck
all of their luck went into the wrong pot
LMAO the rainsford had all the village roles too
when i figured it out oocly i was like "yeah rei would have known icly too"
they were waiting for more info about the generals from the foxes before acting but
they never got anything....
slowly, by process of elimination, they find the generals...
why couldn't y'all find generals
OR by accidentally stumbling across them in the woods
auger was actually so sure tsurumaru was the general towards the end that he didn't bother investigating him... LMFAO
he thought kashuu and kasen would deal with it AND THEY DID, THANKS GUYS
Well, they caught Gi-ne through evidence and strip searches at least NO REGRETS
well, he knew it was either kashuu or tsurumaru, so it was actually for the best that both of them died in his opinion
two birds with one stone...
AW SHIT THE JUDGE MAKING A DEAL WITH AUGER
five on it being "kill ivan"
auger no
be contrary until the end don't trust the judge
LMFAO he has a reason for not believing them honestly... the idea that someone could come back from the dead flies in the face of everything he knows, so
HE'S NOT JUST BEING CONTRARY... amazingly
kamui where are you.... you need to explain the names have powers thing to urashima it went over his head
kamui is dust in the wind
kamui y u ded fuuma why are names important
Kasen ruins everything yet again
there it is protect weenie crew 2015
i mean kasen understands the names thing too tbh
kasen "36 murders" kanesada
laughs
LMFAO............................. THIS IS A DANGEROUS THING TO ASK HIM CHRISTY
i know
!
is anyone going to step forward to meet auger in the pit
SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED MATT
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF OUR MAFIA CAREER
Gi-ne crawls up out of hell
shouldn't have killed matty guys
where is bols' flamethrower when you need it
BOLS VOLUNTEERS FOR TRIBUTE
doesn't urashima have like ten thousand swords
just start throwing swords at Auger
yeah wtf shouldn't have disarmed kasin ;/
he had a track record going!!!
have them aim themselves at his heart from the grave
RAINSFORD PROTECT THE GENERALS
urashima has 8 swords
PROTECT THE GENERALS, URASHIMA
FIGHT FOR YOUR GIRL URASHIMA!!!!!
and hinata
yes please protect hajime.......
FIGHT FOR LOVE, URASHIMA!!! Love and Hinata
HOLD ON HE HASN'T AGREED YET MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT!!
BUT WE NEED BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD
better kill Auger just to be safe
auger is our komaeda let's just tie him up and leave him somewhere
where are you gonna get the rope
Hinata still has Hijikata's rope, doesn't he?
Auger can't be our Komaeda, Komaeda was actually good at figuring out who the killers were.
fuck hijibaka we need your collaring skills
Komaeda would be the ACTUAL worst fox, though, he'd figure out all the generals and then not tell anybody.
You guys can figure it out on your own! He believes in you!!!
DON'T BRING NIISAN INTO IT!!! HIS WEAKNESS
she knows what you want oj
I'm going grocery shopping I expect to see an even more horrifying mess when I get back ty guys
ugh if hiji uses his collar skills on Auger thats ironic but #justiceforjulian
julian would be dead first night
Demu chose teh right rejet hosoya to bring near auger lmao
Hinata what did I tell u!!!!! Use rope
why are you corrupting children hijijii
AUGER WHO U GOING TO PICK
please pick someone reasonable
and adult. we need an adult.
no the swords are crazy as shit
sorry tsuru but please indicate the lie in his statement
also try and pick someone who has been around in this plurk! since obviously there's going to be some issues if they get picked and they're uh
ugh... you're right there is no lie
accidentally super dead person
surprise it turns out that the judge lied and she can't bring anyone back
(I should be leaving but I keep refreshing...)
Obviously Gi-ne is Auger's friend and can be trusted
Oh yes definitely pick Gi-ne.
muffled hinata screaming in the distance
i have so many tags i suddenly got an email from dominos and was like "who's ordering pizza in this trial..."
did we even get a dinner this trial
why is everyone giving urashima shit
8 swords and a violin now what's next
LMFAO like he'd bring back matt hinata...
matt's too much of a good guy
ALSO WOW PICKING HIM OVER YOUR GIRLFRIEND...
ALSO WOW, GI-NE SEES HOW IT IS
LOOK IF THEY WIN THEY GET HER BACK ANYWAY also matt will protect him probably so???
you do know if she did show up she would kill a bitch