My god, that whooshing sound.

OR COMES WITH A FAKE PRACTICE SPIDER? If this for real?

*it comes, I mean. Autocorrect strikes again.

If it actually works I'd buy one for my mother

The amazing chase-motherfuckers-around-with spiders-nator

That was probably the original name, but it wouldn't fit on the box

Another thing that strikes me: all these bugs are going to cling to those bristles once they release.

... Turning it into effectively a spider atlatl, when the user inevitably freaks out and starts slinging it.

Hahahahha

I thought of that, too. Just how neartly they detangled themselves.

I expect anyone who would actually use one would freak and then fling it around or drop the whole thing entirely as the bug, once released, ran for it's like right up the stick handle