stalled on telling fuck buddy no and she blew up all like WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME NO I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU but lollllll plllllease we weren't even together omg

BULLET DODGED

haven't even fucked anybody and i've broken like three hearts

that sounds like a hot mess

i wish if i was gonna heart break anyway that it come with some sex but. alright.

she was nice but yeeees totally a hot mess for me. she's mailing me my keys and i'm totally expecting it to be addressed to Asshole Of The Year or something

i feel like such a fuckboy forgive me father for i have sinned