Bad theme song

Guns make me a little uncomfortable

Bond knows what M stands for, but won't tell us

Bond is bad at poker

(I'm bleedin' chips)

MI6 doesn't know about its employees' boyfriends

Kill one person and it's murder. Kill two people and you get a license.

People who cry blood like to cry a lot to show off this fact.

Poisoning your opponent in poker is a dick move

I honestly couldn't tell ya if I liked it or not. 10/10

Cuz you were high as balls

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