I'm gonna edit this to add it when I finish it. it's super tedious: I really need a new keyboard
Also Jowan is gonna be an arachne which means I need to understand how spiders work by the end of the month
also I have to decide what spider is most amusing to base him on
if I'm lazy I'll just use the dragon age spiders
Do you not have a shift key on the opposite end of the keyboard?
Also that is not lazy, there are lots of DA spiders and that's what I was gonna do. :|
I love that da people can just be like
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE.
none of the shift keys work
it's especially funny to me because
my first playthrough of origins it was too hot to sleep so I'd been awake for two days
and spiders dropping suddenly from the ceiling was beyond my capacity to cope
so I have scarred spider memories
hmm that would work, they're very solid, these spiders
this article is saying tarantulas look creepy because they're hairy
EXCUSE YOU THEY ARE FUZZY BABIES
Yeah the scariest spiders are the bald ones with the long spindly legs, obviously
just one segment so he'd be a torso on enormous legs
technically arachnes can be centipedes too
house centipede jowan, tho
I like spiders but aaauuhghhh house centipedes
a lot of people are freaked out by them, I know. s'why i didnt link a picture
it's ok! I'm not properly upset or anything, but the one time I have validly screamed in my entire life is when I was on the phone to my friend and a house centipede scuttled through my room
my first encounter with one
.....besides, Jowan isn't allowed to be that threatening
well, i mean, half of him is a giant spider. it's hard to make that nonthreatening
this is the challenge I have undertaken
Also literally the only reason I'm not defaulting to da spider
I love how it looks like it has an eye crown.
literally just googled "ridiculous looking spiders"
![](http://img.izifunny.com/pics/2013/20130722/640/spiders-wearing-water-droplets-as-hats-5-pics_1.jpg)
I think fuzziness will be a big determining factor in a complete lack of threat
![](http://listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spider-tm.jpg)
this spider is literally a vegetarian
yessss it's named after bagheera from the jungle book
![](http://pre04.deviantart.net/d4b6/th/pre/i/2009/242/1/8/jumping_spider_2nd_instar_by_macrojunkie.jpg)
jumping spiders are like the kittens of the spider world
what if jowan got dramatic orange fringe eyelashes
![](https://thisismybipolarlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/8570210309_b7ed6ee786_b1.jpg)
hallo
ugh I'm too tired today. I'll write it before work tomorrow
Lord I just realised that Jowan is gonna be cw: spiders forever now
Maybe I should just change my username to cw: spiders