MaleaBotor
9 years ago
oof ok I'm just working up to writing my intro with my keyboard with the non functional shift key
cw: spiders
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MaleaBotor
9 years ago
I'm gonna edit this to add it when I finish it. it's super tedious: I really need a new keyboard
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
Also Jowan is gonna be an arachne which means I need to understand how spiders work by the end of the month
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
also I have to decide what spider is most amusing to base him on
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MaleaBotor
9 years ago
if I'm lazy I'll just use the dragon age spiders
MINun
9 years ago
Do you not have a shift key on the opposite end of the keyboard?
MINun
9 years ago
Also that is not lazy, there are lots of DA spiders and that's what I was gonna do. :|
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
I love that da people can just be like
MINun
9 years ago
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE.
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
oh a huge spider
MINun
9 years ago
But.
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
those are a pain :/
be a corrupted spider
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
none of the shift keys work
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
hahahhahaha
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
it's especially funny to me because
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
my first playthrough of origins it was too hot to sleep so I'd been awake for two days
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
and spiders dropping suddenly from the ceiling was beyond my capacity to cope
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
so I have scarred spider memories
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
hmm that would work, they're very solid, these spiders
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
this article is saying tarantulas look creepy because they're hairy
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
EXCUSE YOU THEY ARE FUZZY BABIES
Gwiggs
9 years ago
Yeah the scariest spiders are the bald ones with the long spindly legs, obviously
MOVING
9 years ago
do daddy long legs
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
Hahaha that's horrifying
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
they have like
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
just one segment so he'd be a torso on enormous legs
Gwiggs
9 years ago
technically arachnes can be centipedes too
Gwiggs
9 years ago
house centipede jowan, tho
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
that's my hard limit
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
I like spiders but aaauuhghhh house centipedes
Gwiggs
9 years ago
lmao sorry
Gwiggs
9 years ago
a lot of people are freaked out by them, I know. s'why i didnt link a picture
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
it's ok! I'm not properly upset or anything, but the one time I have validly screamed in my entire life is when I was on the phone to my friend and a house centipede scuttled through my room
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
my first encounter with one
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
.....besides, Jowan isn't allowed to be that threatening
Gwiggs
9 years ago
well, i mean, half of him is a giant spider. it's hard to make that nonthreatening
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
this is the challenge I have undertaken
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
Also literally the only reason I'm not defaulting to da spider
MINun
9 years ago
Spider mite Jowan/
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
MINun
9 years ago
I love how it looks like it has an eye crown.
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
so srs. so fuzzy
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
literally just googled "ridiculous looking spiders"
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
I think fuzziness will be a big determining factor in a complete lack of threat
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
this spider is literally a vegetarian
MINun
9 years ago
MINun
9 years ago
Oh my god, is it?
MINun
9 years ago
Me as a spider.
MINun
9 years ago
It looks just as dumb.
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
yessss it's named after bagheera from the jungle book
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
also
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
jumping spiders are like the kittens of the spider world
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
what if jowan got dramatic orange fringe eyelashes
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
what if
MOVING
9 years ago
I love it
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
hallo
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
ugh I'm too tired today. I'll write it before work tomorrow
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
Lord I just realised that Jowan is gonna be cw: spiders forever now
MaleaBotor
9 years ago
Maybe I should just change my username to cw: spiders
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