"but sven i haven't kept up with VGCW at all, what's the haps" LET ME GIVE YOU THE QUICK 60-SECOND BREAKDOWN

-Thanks to the heroic efforts of Segata Sanshiro, Octodad and Donkey Kong! The malevolent entity known as THE GAMESHARK was defeated! Sadly, it involved trapping him in the world of WWE 2k13.

/settles in

Which meant Sanshiro and DK valiantly stayed behind to make sure DK was sealed away for good.

Pour one out for the animal and the master of Saturn, all.

oh no

to make sure Gameshark was sealed for good, that is.

TITLE-BELT HAPS

IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT DURING VGCW SEASON X, , thanks to some Sweet Hacks by the Gameshark, DRAKE U LOVE was able to come out in the sun and play.

And Drac holds the title still tonight! Despite a valiant effort by Air Man to take him down.

Tag-team is much the same, despire the heroic union of a revitalized Adam Jensen and Solid Snake in the newly formed Salvation Ops, you just CAN'T BEAT THE BRO-OP

BILLY AND JIMMY LEE, THE DOUBLE DRAGONS, WRESTLERS WITH PRATITUDE are still top of the tag-team food chain!

but what of the Casual Belt, I hear you cry?

What of Groose? Is he still losse?

*loose

HA HA HA, YOU ARE SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME

THE BULLIES STABLE EXPLODED! Mike Haggar, finally shaking off a months-long concussion caused by the Ring Rangers of seasons past, has found support from HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, who has stood up to Groose!

(i appreciate this recap because i did catch the entire season but my memory is garbage)

Standing against Groose's attention-hogging ways for a chance in the spotlight all his own, The Heavy CAGED GROOSE and now has a shiny CASUAL TITLE BELT to show for his efforts!

But now we know the island is fuuuuucked.

And South London is still a little bit miffed over Nightmare Gabe.

So we got nowhere to go, but anywhere but here!

So put your tray in the upright position and get ready, cause VGCW SEASON X2: WORLD TOUR IS TAKING OFF THE RUNWAY AT 7/6 CENTRAL

WHERE ELSE BUT AT LIVE.VGCW.NET, ON THE VIDEO GAME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CHANNEL

Fuuuuck, I get off break before it starts

THE NIGHT STATUS: TONIGHT

NIGHT STATUS: TONIGHT, LIGHTS STATUS: BRIGHT, CROWD STATUS: HYPE

okay this is already the greatest

>this map

AW SHIT, KACHO ON

"TheTOH: Fair warning: this will not be a fun or lighthearted season."

just look at the arena. We've already hit the ground running by tackling such harsh American issues as drug abuse

i'm sso glad toh is showrunner now

not that i disliked bazza

but damn toh is so fun

toh is a delight

>10 minutes of baby park

apparently in the last season there was a "king of the beach" tourney that vegeta won over duke nukem

and it's gone to his head?

so now he's king vegeta

instead of the prince of saiyans/prince of the midcard

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK SHIT

WORLD WARRIORS

nappa was too busy being on Nappa Duty