Zero: yeah but mon isn't a punk or a lich
Zero: hes a phylactery
Zero: come on you know how this works
the great valuecifer: excuse you that makes me quarter-lich by proxy

the great valuecifer: don't discriminate my necroheritage
Zero: I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS

When Councilchat Gets Weird.txt

"when"

councilchat is always weird

is wing the pun lich then

when isn't wing the pun lich

that's the better question

which lich am i

"when isn't wing the pun lich"
"whenever he's wight about something"

*she

she, pardon

(pronouns are hard)

s'alright

Councilchat seems like a hell of a drug

wingus look in here

i have no idea what you mean galen

i was once trapped in councilchat backlog and i aged about a year

i think councilchat serves as a horcrux for all of us at this point

:/a

okay good now I know how to defeat you all

just gotta kill skype, which

I mean, how hard can it be

ftr if people look at this and think "oh it'd be nice to get in on that": no you're wrong

it's nearly killing itself half the time

councilchat is a fucking monster

and like half of us aren't even talking in it most of the time

or at all

but zero, monsters are the best

and STILL

council is a slow-moving monster except when it isn't

when it isn't expect to be gone for like 2 hours and come back to 1000+ responses

which means either salt or tabletop happened

or both

well if you ask me zero, i always keep table salt on hand

fairly certain I can simply say the word "werewolf" and get enough salt to preserve a fallout shelter's worth of meats

on the plus side if this is a horcrux we are now immortal cause this fucking chat never dies

to be fair, if you kill skype

we'll all just probably finally switch to discord

discord or like, ugh, what's the other one

that name sounds far more appropriate and I am automatically 100% in support

slack?

yeah, slack.

discord might be more stable than skype tbh

we can't use slack i use that for school and work

the only problem i've found is that discord and OBS do not play nicely together while streaming