The history BY ITSELF is over 5000 words.

And I'm not.

Done.

AKI WE HAVE A 5K WORD LIMIT ON OUR APPS

LMFAO

I KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I'M LINKING THE HISTORY POST IN HIS JOURNAL

IT'S ONLY 2400 WORDS LONG.

Oh god I got like, halfway through the first war and I just felt so. Bad.

And the worst part.

that it's point form.

Jesus Christ

;;

GO HARD OR GO HOME IS AKI

THEY'RE GOING TO REJECT MY APP IF I GO TO HARD

go mild or go home

... I could do moderately spicy...

Now I'm hungry...

raids akis fridge

Get out of there.

helps bus

gets the broom

GETS THE WATER BOTTLE

SPRITZES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS