The one that has circled me since Winter semester started.

3 people at my workplace had it, I was fine.

The girl next to me in class was sniffling and coughing for a 3 hour class...

I was fine.

But my nephew done did me in.

BETRAYED BY MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD.

but why did you do it

BECAUSE I APPARENTLY WANT TO TAKE ALL THE COLD MEDICATION OM NOM

rest in pieces sweet bee

gently puts on a hazmat suit

lovingly starts pouring lighter fluid on aki

time for a viking funeral. its for the greater good

I WILL COME BACK FOR YOOOOOOU

WAIT WAIT DON'T BURN HER, SEND HER TO TRUMP'S RESIDENCE FIRST

... while I'm not sure how I feel about being used as a weapon for bioterrorism, I can't say I'm unhappy about bringing misery to that man...

it's for the greatest good, Aki.

imagine the honour you'd have in Valhalla

idiots of that level dont catch colds itd be futile

that may be true

we need bigger ammunition for bioterrorism

aki. can you get the flu

wow Jade don't lie

you're as much of a dick as the rest of us

(really though, get lots of rest and drink lots of water, Aki)

oh yes of course

just as tooth rotting too

ZING

couldn't resist that was FUCKING SMOOTH

besides aki will get better faster if she spite heals. so my tactic is valid

truffle-smooth

spite can power anything.

gdit jade

my smooth retort is ruined

for me it was

HAHAHA

tbh you should have said she was as rotten as candy makes teeth

... I walk away for 1 hour.

Can't you children get along?

no