Holy shit why did I ever think I could ever get insurance assistance

This shit is so convoluted it's like they built it from the ground up so that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON TO EVER APPLY would give up

I want a fucking job that has health insurance and doesn't require me to wait AN ENTIRE GODDAMN YEAR

This is pissing me off

Fuck this

I'm not wasting hours of my time jumping through bureaucratic hoops

for something that's going to essentially be useless except for periodic checkups

purposely make something created to help poor people impossible to get through in the time frame provided, amazing

I'm so sick of this shit

I'm sick of not getting callbacks on the ten billion applications I put in, either

Help? What help? It doesn't fucking exist. It's a lie.

It's cheaper to not insure my 7 yo and take the fine on our taxes.

Because insurance just for her is $400/mo from my SO's work.

That's 16% of his income.

But we make too much to qualify for Healthnet OR any of the Marketplace plans.

The Marketplace literally would not let me progress because they said she qualified for Healthnet. Despite me knowing she DOESN'T

Sure helpful innit

It's insane

And it's not like insurance is all that helpful if you don't need a surgery.

Yeah fuck this shit, I'm not burying myself in a mound of paperwork. I'm just going to insist they find me a job with medical insurance benefits

Do that.

In the meantime I'm going to contact the temp center in the town I wanted to move to to see if I can get telecommute jobs through them until I can move

That way I can start looking at places to stay

I'm sure as shit not staying here.

It's a dead town whose homeless problem has been banished to the middle of the woods because they don't give any fucks about expansion so long as they get to keep the retirement voter base happy

and the worst bullshit is that SOC Medicaid doesn't count as having insurance