It's kinda funny

"Hey I'm not sure if my car can make it to this job interview in City X can you give me a ride"

"WHAT WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A JOB INTERVIEW THERE"

"YOU NEED TO CHANGE. YOU NEED JESUS."

..........for wanting fulltime employment in a place with far better options than the deadend town I'm currently in

"IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE HOMELESS I'LL HELP BUT NO COMPUTER AT ALL FOR YOU"

HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHA. Fuck you.

I'm twenty-nine goddamn years old, fuck you

So I'll have to just air up my tires and hope to fucking god that my car makes it

I'm going to have to go to several groups to see if they can help with relocation

Because I can't stay here

not when my family says they're actively going to put me into a "we're going to use Jesus to fix what's wrong with you" situation

along with "also we're going to cut you off from any help"

/goes to update gofundme, this is really fucking serious

...Oh my God what? That's... No, no, that's fucking cult-like abusive brainwashing attempts, not Jesus.

.........fuck. I just told him off

Holy shit

I told him "yo if you couldn't give me a ride all you had to do was say so"

He comes back with "sorry we love you and want to help"

"You want to put me in a "we're using Jesus to fix you with no way to contact outside help" situation, that's fucking scary"

I wish I was in a position I could help you somehow because that's just. Fucking terrifying.

"You scare me. Your worldview terrifies me."

I'm so fucking scared holy shit

...........

oh my god I'm shaking so bad

"You definitely need some help. Your family is the only ones that care. You don't realize that. We helped you before, didn't we?"

I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack

Nonononono there are so many red flags there. I hate to say it but. You might have to just cut them off if they'll be like that. A shelter sounds safer than that.

Would you be okay with it if I prayed for you? I mean, considering they're trying to spin this bullshit as religion I don't want to do anything you might not be comfortable with me doing...

I don't mind at all.

Heathens way back tried to invite Jesus to Valhalla, I am more than okay with that

Okay <3

I wish you were closer

I'm moving in a 2 bedroom in March and my second bedroom will be empty

I could even fetch you at the Montreal airport

Heck I have a futon right now :/

lololol relocating to Canada is hard enough when you're not financially screwed

yeah :/ sorry

:/ I'm in KY or I'd say you can have our couch