My fucking stupid roommate holy shit

They don't have enough to pay rent

because one has been sleeping all day for three weeks after being fired

and spending it on...who knows what

THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

It's bad enough I had to pay the fucking internet bill last month because of their shitty spending habits/lazy fuck lying about his finances

I swear to god something out there actively wants me to give up and quietly die

That or it wants to drive you to murder so you

*you'll sacrifice that roomie's soul to it.

I just wish I had a set place to go for when the lease is up

even if it's on someone's couch, I don't care

If I could get you out here I would But it's way too fat

*far

/flops uselessly like feesh

/gently keeps gills wet

no...it's okay. Let me air drown...

........Now all I can think of is Mermando

gdit Gravity Falls

Lmao. I'd steal a golf cart and other pool equipment for you ;D

awwww

tbh I've been alternating between Bill and his fanmade alter ego Will lately

secretly wanting to murder everything in sight and feeling guilty about it

Snark be damned

I have a newfound fondness for geometric cosmic horrors

.....I may also be designing a mandatory human version

Which is also my first attempt at this style

It's sooooo weeeeiiiiiiird

everything I've learned is like

"NOOOOOOOOOO"

"there is a gap between the eyes fix iiiiiiiiit"

gkahfkajd

.....not sure which part that keyboardsmash is directed at, ahaha

the gap between the eyes

hahahaha

It's so weird to have the eyes overlap