U JNOW WHAT makes me emo

the scar used to be his fav feature

but once he went into the wizarding world it made ppl recognize him and then he wanted to hide it

and get rid of it

I'm emo

"his partner Nicholas flamel" WHAT KIND OF PARTNERS

THATS GAY DUMBLEDORE

UR GAY

SCABBERS BITING FOR GOYLES HAND oh my god

Peter please

Hey do you think Draco, goyle and crabbe bullying Harry and Ron reminded him of bullies he might've had in his first year

so Peter was like "u know I made Harry's parents die but I'm gonna help em out with these bullies here" Peter please

ALL THESE ICKLE FIRST YEARS TERRIFIED OF THE SORTING CEREMONY

this is hilarious

omg

these 11 year olds

did the pureblood families really not tell their kids about what the sorting's like either?? DID MALFOY BEG HIS FATHER AND HIS FATHER WAS LIKE "DRACO DARLING I KNOW I TELL U EVERYTHING BUT THIS IS A

GENERATIONS LONG PRANK THAT WIZARDS AND WITCHES OF HOGWARTS HAVE TO UPHOLD THEMSELVES TO AFTER THEY LEAVE AND FRANKLY I FIND IT HILARIOUS so i'm not telling u shit"

"the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to anyone who does not wish to die a painful death" and harry is one of the few who laughs

HARRY PLEASE

i was just reminded about how much younger snape is compared to all the other hogwarts professors

like he's like... harry's parents' age... meanwhile literally all the others professors have HAD snape as a student

the only exception (at this time) is quirrell........

you know what i just realized

sirius was a gryff right liKE the fat lady knew him when he broke into hogwarts in book 3

she like "oh sirius black it's good to see you ag- OH WAIT UR A MURDERER"

"how's the - SIRIUS?? HOW COULD U?? UR OWN FRIENDS?? JAMES AND LILY I LOVED THEM"

sirius: "hold on ol girl let me read u these list of passwords before we catch up"

fat lady: "SIRIUS I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN U"

i love ickle ronniekins so so much

@ movies bring rupert's ps/cos ron back

i GOT TO THE TROLL SCENE AND IM ABOUT TO CRY

MY BRAVE TINY STUPID BABIES

FIGHTING A TROLL TOGETHER

RESCUING EHRMIONE FROM THE TROLL

RESCUING STUPID BOYS FROM THE WRATH OF PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL

"hermione was the last person to do anything against the rules and here she was telling a lie to a teacher" BRRAVE HERMIONE GRYFFINDOR HERMIONE IS REAL

kick my ass

hermione had waited for them next to the portrait hole

DONT MIND ME I JUST HAVE A LITTLE GOLDEN TRIO IN MY EYE

"he pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes"
"snape and filch were inside, alone" IM LAUGHING at this transition

i'M LAUGHING ALL THESE?? WIZARDS KNOW THE RULES OF FOOTBALL/SOCCER well like really basic rules anyway

like hagrid referred to it when he was explaining quidditch to harry and ron's like "dean u cant send him off this isnt football"

tho he doesn't know what a red card is

fair enough i don't know what a red card is

GOD

when "ever since becoming friends with harry and ron hermione had become more relaxed about rule breaking" and suddenly she's like LISTEN, BOYS, I HAVE THIS SUSPICION, LET'S BREAK A RULE TO FIND OUT IF IM RIGHT

SETTING SNAPE ON FIRE THO LIKE..... HERMIONE......... /HONESTLY/

"marcus flint seized the quaffle and scored five times without anyone noticing" GLKJSDLFKJ

GOD

wow this snitch catch is a lot more anticlimactic than the books LOL

RON IS SO CUTE

HE OFFERS TO HELP HAGRID WITH A GIANT TREE THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT EIGHT TIMES HIS SIZE

GSKDLJFLK IM LAUGHING the golden trio are searching books about modern wizards when nicholas flamel is literally 500 years old JKR PLEASE

"great wizards of the twentieth century" "notable magical names of our time" "important modern magical discoveries" "a study of recent developments in wizardry" LIKE

PLS

i'm so confused abt the dursleys tbh

they hate harry and abuse him but for some reason they still?? remember his birthday?? and give him gifts even though they're mostly useless and sometimes gross???

like they gave him a fifty cent piece for christmas LIKE HOW DID THAT EVEN COME ABOUT

were they like "oh yeah that boy's off at school he probably doesn't expect smth for us but we should... get smth to him... somehow... even tho we don't own a fucking owl"

UNLESS oh my god

unless hedwig flew to surrey and poked and bugged them for like twelve hours until vernon was like "FINE god petunia get him some socks to make the bloody bird leave" hedwig refuses to take the socks

"alright alright, a fifty cent piece then" hedwig continues staring sullenly as the dursleys do this owl's bidding "ALRIGHT petunia write him a note or something and make that bird go away"

hedwig leaves, pleased

tfw i meant to write pence instead of cent. ignore that,

"And you're not sitting with the prefects today, either," said George. "Christmas is a time for family." DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST BEING EMO OVER PERCY AND THE TWINS

haGRID KISSING MCGONAGALL ON THE CHEEK WHO BLUSHED OH MY GOD THESE TEACHERS ARE DRUNK IM CRYING

not only did she blush but she /giggled/

im curious about whoever made the mirror of erised

were they like "ah yes this piece of tremendous and powerful magic... time to put an inscription on it.................. let's just make the message in english and backwards. perfect."

about the mirror: "maybe it only shows dead people" this is ron to harry WAY TO HAVE TACT RON

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

sobs when the narration goes deep into harry's brain to show inklings of depression/unhealthy obsession i get emo..............

ron is so pure... these boys are so.............

im upset

"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry," said Ron. "He's not exactly recent if he's 655, is he?" RON I LOVE YOU

"Harry didn't see how he could - yet he had the horrible feeling that Snape could read minds" P L S

harry ur occlumency is terrible i bet snape is like "this boy's thoughts are so loud i don't even want to hear them WHY CAN'T HE JUST SHUT UP"

tHE FIRST GRYFF-PUFF MATCH IS MY FAV

MALFOY IS TRYING TO GOAD HARRY'S FRIENDS ON HE'S BARELY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE MATCH

NEVILLE: "I'M WORTH TWELVE OF YOU MALFOY"
RON: "YOU TELL HIM NEVILLE"

RON, NEVILLE, MALFOY, CRABBE, AND GOYLE LITERALLY HAVING A FIST FIGHT AND /ROLLING UNDER THE BENCHES/ DURING THE FUCKING MATCH

HERMIONE, MEANWHILE, LITERALLY DOES NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK AND HAS /ALL OF HER FINGERS CROSSED/ AND STUFFS THEM INTO HER MOTUH oh ym odgod

i love these kids

im so happy ron is so pleased that neville tried to take on crabbe and goyle singlehandedly even though he got knocked out pLS

"ron started telling people off for laughing at quirrell's stutter" RON I ADORE YOU

"dragon breeding was outlawed by the warlocks' convention of 1709, everyone knows that" ron pls also wizard culture is so fascinatnig

hermione manipulating hagrid iM LAUGHING i love all of the golden trio. all of them. they're all so capable of being clever and manipulative

hagrid: "SO GUESS what i totally won this rare dragon egg off a stranger last night and i need to light a bunch of shit on fire so it stays healthy"
hermione: ". you live in a wooden house"

hagrid: literally does not give a fuck

i like how they're in the middle of a convo abt dragons and harry suddenly goes "charlie" to ron and ron is like, wtf, ur mistaking me for my bro- oh wait my brother handles dragons,

malfoy telling pomfrey he had to borrow one of ron's books literally JUST SO HE COULD COME IN AND LAUGH AT RON... DRACO... DARLING........... PLEASE......

my fav part of this whole mess is that draco is. doing this all on his own. exploring. LITERALLY EVERY BIT OF IT. crabbe and goyle were probably like, WE'RE DONE WITH THIS, DRACO

THAT GRYFFINDOR LONGBOTTOM IS TOUGH AND A POS AND HIS FRIENDS ARE NO BETTER WE WANT OUT WE DONT' WANT IN UR DRAMA

draco: "FINE i'll just CREEP ON SOME GRYFFINDORS BY MYSELF!!! I DON'T NEED YOU!!"

"the light of adventure was kindling again in ron's eyes" first of all ron i fucking love you SECOND OF ALL RON I LOVE YOU SO MUC

I LOVE MY CHILDREN SO FUCKING MUCH

IM SO PROUD OF THEM

HARRY

///RON///

MY FAV HARRY MOMENT <3333

RON AND HERMIONE deliberating what's at the bottom of the trap door and then Harry's like fck it I'll go first

I'm eleven year old Harry idgaf

my best son

I feel like this describes the trio's dynamic perfectly

OH MAN ITS CHESS TIME

So, like, with Voldemort on the back of his head, how does Voldemort shower

is Voldemort like "you missed a spot"