Well, actually, Lafayette setting up a surprise birthday party for Washingdad...
omg wash would be so embarrased.
Lafayette will make sure it goes off without a hitch.
between him and ham they could schedule a hellova party.
(also the fae au is still legit.)
also Martha, since she's probably around for the winter.
jesus once you get martha involved now george is AREALLY doomed
guns and ships only laf doing like crazyass fae magic instead
an so doomed, and tiny French son is happy