which clock?

All the clocks

Doomsday, maternal, financial, etc

I need insurance, literally and metaphorically

yesterday

metaphoric insurance...

Ugh I keep forgetting to call her

Told you she got married right?

My mom married a sketchy dude from El Salvador who is still living there. She plans to move there later this year.

He's not SUPER sketchy

Only kinda sketchy

She has sent him a LOT of money for like the past couple years.

It sure is. Every year it gets more frustrating as I realize how imperfect and immature my parents are

right?

starting at like age 15

Well your dad is kind of a baby, Will.

that's what I learned at age 15

Me too actually.

I learned that my dad is really petty around that time

That's depressing

I am applesauce

I am a baby

I'm an alcoholic?

I'm a bitter resentful asshole? (Sorry guys, I'm really mad at my parents right now)

I'm a pun master with a strict puritan life aesthetic, who will neither swear nor use any intoxicating substances in his lifetime.

hmmmmmm

you do have a pretty strict moral code

or I dunno I've gotten that impression

maybe just a strict standard by which you judge situations

You disgust me with your habits Will.