> Officials eager to net Zuckerberg as a resident have granted him the official police detail to create roadblocks during rush hour; given him a personal helicopter with landing rights atop the CCTV tower

> "I plan to use my influence to get foreigners recognized as the official 57th ethnic minority in China," he said.

> "A century of Chinese humilation is now over!" exclaimed Dongsi hutong resident Kai Wanxiao.

resident 開玩笑? XDDDD

hahahha