i had $2 in my wallet and mentioned that if i had more cash i'd buy some, so dad handed me a $10 bc he's a nice dad like that i guess

and i headed over to the table for a box of tagalongs

"i'd like some tagalongs!" i said, tapping a box of them

and one of the girl scouts swept her arm toward the table and said, "to tag along with what?"

!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS SLICK, Y'ALL

so i said "a box of samoas!"

and this kid

(well, like, teenager)

goes

"and samoa what else?"

SO I BOUGHT A BOX OF SAVANNAH SMILES TOO

and then she told me she liked my wings, which was extra nice bc i did them in the car and i was proud of them

LMAO kids these days are too witty for their own good omg

i'll gladly take some accidental cookies off your hands btw, just saying

lmaooo i knowww

i'd share if i could, i probably can't eat a whole box of samoas

I'VE NEVER HAD GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

we just have girl guide cookies up here which are... okay but there's literally like, chocolate, mint, and vanilla oreo knockoffs. that's it. i want the fun ones you guys have...

oh my god dude I did not know, I want to ship you some now.....

sdflkj YOU DON'T HAVE TO i've been meaning to make a trip into the states forever anyway

do they just set up girl scout booths in malls and stuff...

this one was outside a walmart!! but yes sometimes in malls or shopping centers/plazas, etc.

i do believe some coloradan girl scouts have set up outside weed dispensaries with great success, too

GENIUS