o/

Excuse Roxy and her weird bullshit

There is no excuse for Roxy

SHHHH VETOED DOESN'T COUNT

Ly is getting used to it.

yes, good Ly

if ♠ doesn't count then what does???

ESPecially since she just summoned a fuckton of pumpkins in the dorm

Pumpkins. Pumpkins count.

Also Roxy is gonna laugh at JAck's nickname

Just because she's like

WELL, YOU'RE FOLLOWING MY VEIN SO FAR

So it's more laughingcrying

well then

At some point i should throw ed at rats again

Especially when her own heart claims to be a Schrodinger Cat.

Yes

Come see her newbies and pile of pumpkins

he does have something to bother her about anyways

Excellent

Focusing on what's important there Ed

Okay, but i will laugh if Ed takes advantage of the apron at all because then Roxy has to explain her violent boyfriend and newbies will never think her world sane gaain

or they htink it's normal because Norse God and Jack

look

Ed is not the sort to go starting a fistfight or other such violent makeouts in front of the newbies

WUSS

--now if it was an apron over a swimsuit tho, all bets are off.

;3

because that's just cheating

Next time maybe

orz

It will only get worse with time as Roxy gains weight and actually gains more of a figure instead of the starvation. She's already well on the way to full babehood

ed just buries his face in his palms and mutters something about cute blondes being nothing but trouble.

:3

...i wonder if roxy could copy ed's food conjuration

It's basically 'i magic food out of nothing, and when I dismiss it said food vanishes making it useless for nourishment.'

Well, if she had her full steal nothing, she could just make food herself

That's true.

Right now, she's just stuck with basic void things and things of 'importance to her character'

Thus shitty wizards and pink ribbons. And ponies are Dirk

...i want to ask if she could like

pull ed out of nowhere andteleport him across the realm

since she can pull shitty wizards out of nothing

.....oh my god

I wanna say yes because that's glorious

Sporadically.

Like it doesn't REALLY matter he shows up

The more 'significant' he is in the situation, the less 'shitty wizard' he is to be pulled in

Basically it runs on rule of funny

Yes

If it's hilarious? Fuck yes. is it helpful? Hell no.

He's in the middle of a bath, suddenly he's in her room, 'WHAT THE CHRIST ROXY.' (*things that would never happen because cleaning magic = ed doesn't bathe but.)

IF YOU EVER WANNA PULL HIM OUT OF YOUR HAT LEMME KNOW.

I would be down for that.

\o/

"I WAS TRYING TO SUMMON A DECORATION FOR MY ROOM, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE"

Maybe if he goes swimming

That could work.

"I am not a decoration!!"

Oh right alwaysterrible it's worth noting that that shaker is not cold, despite being made of ice.

Ed's abusing gravity to pressure it all in and force it to solidify because that is a better way to freeze it around salt. The tricks you learn while cooking with bullshit wizard powers.

Such excellent tricks

"I dunno, I think you're pretty good eye candy. ;3""

" NOT FAIR!"

Man Roxy is just like

May Ly never find her shards

ROXY IS A CHEAT

...wait

important question:

'I need to make stew and I want salt' useful or not useful for stealing ed out of nowhere.

Or does this depend entirely on what ed was doingprior to the attempt

...yes

He needs to be asleep

Because before he hits the ground, the salt is unattainable

"I wonder if Ed is taking a nap"

"Oh, yes he is"

great.

We're going to wwind up abusing this mechanic for hilarity aren't we.

Yes

We're terrible people. :')

Undoubtedly

timeheist there was some confusion with midnight, so the day on the post needs to be moved back one