⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
[x-men] according to trey: "days of future past was so good that it fixed the last stand"
latest #21
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
now with corrected words since my phone is dumb
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
now i'm retelling how it ruined my high school graduation
TC
8 years ago
Well
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TC
8 years ago
it did turn that one guy from a normal sized man back into a little person
TC
8 years ago
so retconning into accuracy is a pretty good fix
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
sometimes the world works in mysterious ways, tc
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
but yes, so x3 came out the day of my highschool graduation
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
for those that don't know, i went to hs in rural georgia and had graduation in a rodeo arena
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
on the day of a rodeo
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
i did not get to go to the midnight premier of x3 bc my mom didn't want me to be tired while getting my diploma stand in
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
literally everyone that sat near me didn't have parents that hated fun
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
so i got to spend the whole time getting pissed and trying to dodge spoilers
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
from the dude next to me that kept trying to tell me all the deets to the guy behind me that styled his hair like wolverine
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
i also didn't get to see the movie that day bc family came to town and it "would have been rude" to blow them off to go see a movie
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
which is bullshit
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
but then, the next day, i finally got to go
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
and it was the worst fuckin movie ever (until wolverine origins)
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
so not only did it ruin my graduation experience, it didn't even have the decency to not totally suck
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
this adding insult to fuckin injury
⦅вяαcεs⦆
8 years ago
and that's it, the story of how a comic book movie ruined my high school experience
TC
8 years ago
at least it wasn't Blade 3
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