i want a new plurk layout! does anyone know where i can find one?

GURL HEY

demonpizzamutt: no worries! o7

impressionist: HAY GIRL

how u livin

GOOD MOOOOORNIN

IM LIVIN, DOIN THE WORK

except i got all my work done this morning so now i'm trying to decode dumb boy games

ugh boy games

okay so everyone take a seat let me regale you with this nonsense

a few months ago, i went on a date with this dude i met on tinder. i wasn't expecting much since he was uncooperative but then it turned out to be hands down the best date i have ever been on

started out as lunch, we wound up hanging out for 8 hours, it was awesome, we were on the same wavelength, he made mad max jokes at me, i was doki doki.

we made tentative plans to get together again and i'd ask about it, he'd always say he didn't have any money, so i was like okay cool whatever, then got busy with a new job and dating people who

actually seemed to give a fuck, also extorting men because there is always a bitter cynical part of me that does that idk

back in april i reinstalled snapchat and sent out a snap, and he responded. keep in mind we hadn't seen each other since january. and i was like UHHHH OK???

so we added each other on fb and would talk semi-regularly. and then i started inviting him places. and then he started flaking again, and iw as like eh whatever, can

can't win them all, etc.

but then every time right as i'm about to quit, he'll do something, he'll love my selfies or something, or he'll do what he's done now and tag me in comments and invite me to an event he's hosting

so i'm just like ??????