My last day at a job in 2012 was great. There was someone I worked with and we had pranked each other back and forth

So on my last day, I did these things to their car.

And it was. Pretty damn great.

Especially since later in the day it rained and they had a super hard time getting it off.

Fuck them for putting a vinyl sticker of a dick on the back of my car matching the paint color.

My personal fav? "I love the cock" "LOVE IT"

spanning across several post-its

Oh and the drawings of dicks and boobs and herpes

Enjoy~

XD oh my gooooddd

that's fucking great

Dude, right?

I only wish I recorded the phone call conversation that happened after

now THAT was fucking majestic

Lord. I can only hope to prank someone that good someday

Oh. That's only scratching the surface, my dear child

perhaps I will show you the best of the worst some day

(by that I mean like, 2 weeks)

You know what. Fuck it. It's been long enough

And that motherfucker can come back at me now, that'd be great.

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Homeboy car got AIDS

This after yet another thing they did to me after the post it noise - what, I don't remember.

But apparently it warranted this.

Those ARE AIDS stickers

and boobs. and a dick.

aaand best part

and I remember this very clearly

he said the worst part was taking off those naked guy cards plastered to his car

I was sad to give up that deck of cards for this endeavor but.. I think it was worth it

the best part is he forgot to take off the AIDS sticker on his wheel bearing and for a while he was driving with it on there >D

OYA I almost got him evicted for that too

That was. Delightful

I had a.. semi-army of bad bitches at my disposal to execute this effectively in the time frame of less than 5 minutes. but it happened

daaamn XD

That's right.

I don't fuck around

...mostly when someone puts a fucking dick shaped vinyl on my car the color of my car itself

and the person who discovers it and tells me about it is MY FATHER

so, fuck him

I got him back

he put one dick on my car?

I put at LEAST fifty on his

At LEASt

lol

glad you see it that way