American McGee's Alice OST - Fire and Brimstone [HQ]
dead body 
HERE
Its Time
6am isn't a real time
6am may as well be ass o'clock
this is too early for dead bodies
who kills that early
everyone hits snooze on the death alarm
it's not like the corpse is going anywhere
"we'll find the dead body when it's ACTUALLY daytime"
what if we just put the datapad outside our room and goback to sleep for a while
actually if you leave your room the alarms go off so you can just go back in
everyone just tosses the datapads into the hall
maybe they're not dead, they're just a heavy sleeper...
and sleep
if youre like fuck this
tbh that's happening
leaves room, vaults back in
alice learn a real time to be awake
Ahh okay I'm here!! I'm on mobile and my internets making it impossible to tag on dreamwidth, so...
im laughing imagining people just opening the door and tossing their datapads out
I wonder who is deda...
a sea of datapads flying through the air
amazing
LMFAO
LITERALLY
at least do this at like
no, alice says
Dorian is definitely going back to sleep
They'll still be just as dead at a decent time
so true
what if i made a header that was just "who else is just saying fuck it and going back to bed"
lmaooo
6:05am announcement by alice: "pick your fuckin mess up or no mcdonalds breakfast"
Wow. Rude.
damn it gotta do it for the mcds
sausage and cheese biscuit or we fucking riot
Do it
See this is why Arumat doesn't like Alice
i sweat to god
Everyone comes stumbling out in their jams
chicken nuggets for breakfast or no
space mcnuggies for bfast is fine
This killer is inconsiderate of people who might have a hangover 
whatever gets y'all to CLEAN UP!!! god those are EXPENSIVE???
does roxy need to start space aa for dorian
Probably
This is what you get for drinking, Dorian.
dorian i thought u werent drinking
For Reasons 
he got new drinks
dorian is paying off the robots with scandalous furry passing letters imo
knew it
Listen. Someone is deda there's no time to dwell on this
don't delete it it's perfect
ah yes... i can barely see it but just enough LOL grell pls
grell's top level should just be tagged with all the characters also rolling back over and going to bed tbh
Maybe there's a corpse right outside of grell's unit....who knows
maybe there is
at this point she would look at the dead body and go back in her room it's still too early
Omg
omfg
Maybe there's just a trail of bloody dildos
Gurl. Pls.
it will be there in a few hours
it's not running away anywhere
slams in here
HI
:')
dead body time? dead body time
christ 6am is way too early for this shit
we're cleared to just post top-levels for searching this time around right?
ah drat i wanted to comment to this one but im going out to dinner
shakes fist... have fun finding a dead body guys
SOMEONE GIVE ALL THE SYRINGES TO JASON TODD TO HOARD
JESUS CHRIST
HES GONNA STEAL THEM. TIME FOR LUKE AND JASON TO GO FULL KLEPTO???
okay no one trusts you guys with needles
lbr here :/
has anyone found a dead body yet
its been like five minutes!!!
remember when we didn't find the body til mid trial that was torture
RIGHT...
ia with full klepto tbh
five bucks says someone finally got creative with the vents
or the elevator shaft!!
who wants to bet it's in a pod...
LMFAO
that would be kind of cool actually
I might investigate once I'm done eating since I cant work.....
unless im deda
you're always deda
maybe the real body was the cats we loved soon the way
"it's murder christmas" im laughing
along thanks for nothing phone
I'm still out but lmk if anyone wants Jason anywhere 
I haven't really looked at the investigation yet idk what's up and what isn't
I haven't really looked at the investigation yet idk what's up and what isn't
IM CONCERNED
Who's going to brave this Jesus Christ
o h.
do our aliens drool
....ah
oh NO!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
Maybe someone tied a corpse to the roof
that's a ceiling kyuu
STOP PUTTING CORPSES ON THE CEILING
LET ME BE
I forget English has two different words for it screw English
Suddenly it becomes Persona 4...?
I'm crying ceiling corpse is watching us fap
...
What the hell?
I see Luke hasn't been replied to this is Suspicious
...
its a xenomorph actually
SWEATS
youre all deda
something is wrong with our hvac
luke got got by the garden monster he is deda
NO
I replied excuse u
the garden xenomorph
Guys someone brave the garden and the hallway I'm supposed to be driving home
how dare you suspect the suspicious son of a suspicious god
yes but they didn't reply to you so who knows
think of him fondly as he gets eaten by the garden monster ig
stop messing with the garden
I MEANT LIKE no mod tag yet
I'd do it but I'm obviously. the corpse.
Which usually means Something
zia plz
oh also I misread that I gotchu my b
THE TRICK IS roofs are outside ceilings are inside English is weird
fyi whether I'm dead for real or not I'm making this joke you will never know if I'm dead
until you find catboys corpse
i'm laughing so hard rn
ok but for real is anyone brave enough to go to the biolab
ALL YOU EVER DO IS JOKE ABOUT DYING
its my calling card. kill me.
let's just ignore the biolab forever
and it'll go away
comments for notifs...
but I can tag it if you guys give me 5 minutes
never
i mean i told you guys its a xenomorph and youre all dead now so
omg I was phone tagging and then saw the 8 am thing too bad Emily was there too early
go back emily!!! it's fine!!!!
are you guys too scared to go look in the vents gosh!!
are you sure.......
surely it is just a normal roof leak
it's raining in space
okay i lied its not a xenomorph, you can go into the vents
but only if you are prepared for a horrifying encounter with Jim Carrey
can I go
the mask!jim carrey or firemarshall bill!jim carrey?
go for it!
that would in fact be horrifying
the mask
his name is cuban pete
excellent, the rest of the game is an extended dance number
woops Emily got back there first lmao
i mean you can both tag haha
who deda
yes please also tag I'm gonna be slow thanks to phone
I'm also on mobile so Idk how much help id be there
but if adrien can join Emily then sure lets both get xenomorphed
im driving but ill be home soon if yall need a furry
^^ same as sipp ping me if you need me
if anyone wants to jump in to help Emily please do!!!
i accidentally linked cappy this instead of another screencap and i cant send it but this is the game at adrien right
like the whole game
oh my god
I stopped to eat is anyone deda yet
does anyone want to go help emily?
where are the furries at
i mean haha anyone who just wants to give her a boost would work too
I could tag in with Jason if nobody else is available....he's tall enough to give her a boost I guess
shoot the vents
bangs fist
shoot the xenomorph!!
jason just lightsaber the damn ceiling
i'm here!!!
But anyone else who can should totally go because I've done a lot in the last few weeks 
KICKS THE DOOR DOWN where are my services needed
ok im finally home
GO BE A FURRY MARINETTE
whats happening
whose deda
(its a me dorio)
oh wait it's emily nvm
our xenomorph is leaking water in the vents
;D
Emily needs a furry and someone stole a lot of flowers
there's also a couple other rooms with evidence too!
if anyone else wants to jump into investigation
WHOS DEDA
we don't have a ton of people left so even if you already investigated somewhere without evidence, you can always have your character move to a different area!
okay i'll tag into emily
Wow, I can't believe there may be a body on the ceiling...for reals.
This is extremely amusing to me, hahahaha
im being held hostage against my will 
i want to find the deda
i want to find the deda
im at work still but does anyone want clover anywhere [hff]
JUST TELL ME WHERE TO GO
are we allowed to check at 8 am instead of 6 am now
well I guess I don't have that emote anymore
because 6 am is a hell to the no
yes!
dorian hears the alarm is like
you can investigate at whatever time
/rolls over goes back to sleep
okay i guess i'll sacrifice machias g
and have him shoot the xenomorph living in the vents
i mean, same
look i just want him to shoot something...
oh chocoletto to clarify, the vent's not leaking!
the water's going around it
but the inside of it is dry
What areas have we investigated atm
time to shoot the xenomorph living... around the vents
6-6:15am medbay gym, weapons locker, cafeeria, cold storage, archives, garden, biolab, robobay
and then 8am the biolab again
engineering's also been checked
time to check the chapel
someone finally committed that weird murder idea
lord have mercy
I can make another top-level too if we need more people investigating to find things 
just to mark places off the list
i too can poke around
i had to do real work but I see my furry gf is alive, phew
that's what u think
thats rhys wearing marinette as a suit
hey cappy I have a question really quick! is it worth looping back to some of the other rooms that were checked at 6am at later parts during the day? or should new top-levels just stick to other locations
Hey, the incinerator wasn't used at all! That's cool
new top levels should stick to other locations!
thank you!
should we make a new top level for going upstairs?
nah you can just continue that thread
I'm so glad there's evidence in the ballpit
finally it has stopped being neglected
Nothing in the pool! I think we haven't looked in the pod room, offices and viewing deck?
holding cells too downstairs right?
and the zero gravity room/airlock?
yeah, those are still waiting
Oh yeah I don't thing anyone's looked there either
dorian just hit the viewport too
there's also dry storage and art storage iirc
i'm on my phone rn but when i get home i can hit up another area if there's anything left at that point
I just got home so I'll toss Jason around if anyone wants to join him? Unless we already found all the evidence aside from the body!
im gonna die if quadruple murder
Say, wasn't Arumat vulnerable this week?
I'm hoping he isn't dead...
minako was too
i saw minako and totty comment in
TRUE
totty was not vulnerable for some reason
but that was icly two hours ago.....
which means dave and arumat can be deda
FRETS
welp
NOBODY IS SAFE
NEVER FORGET HANCOCK
...true
Oh hi I came back, what happened?
deda theorizing
People are about to commit private property trespassing into like five rooms
... wow rude!!
time for arumat to get pissy when everyone sees him braiding his long luxurious hair
EXSUYEHEHFGHlHGlK:KHM
im reminded of dhaos....ffff
that's a secret no one needs to know he likes to braid his hair sometimes!!!
can we stop with the hancock throwouts
cries into hands
why does it need to be a secret EMBRACE BEING STYLISH
time to catch arumat in the middle of reading shoujo manga
barges in
you will never be free of your sins jem
rocking pigtails and kigurumi
don't doxx totty like that
you better have brought a camera marinette
my god
if they're about to find a body and assuimng we aren't going to be faked out...
do we need a third person there or something
the water is just Arumat's tears bc he's been crying and overwhelmed with the feels
he's sad about the shoujo manga and his dead crush
maybe dave is rapping in the shower
(crush being a fictional chara in the manga)
...he had a crush on a fictional character?
LMAO RAPPING IN THE SHOWER
like married to snape or something?
LMFAO NOT SERIOUSLY
he got really into it. didn't notice all the flooding
Wait, did I just hear Arumat wishes to be married to Snape?
I didn't need to know that
LOL
he runs a fansite
WOW IM SO DONE WITH YOU GUYS
i threw up a comment for the airlock over here just in case there's something else missing
pops out of the shower like "s'up? what the fuck are you girls doing in my room"
all day sucker
has
the bishonen-mon badge for his website
arumat is the original snapewife
GET OUT ALL OF YOU
chocoletto Sippycup OKAY now you are free to make a new top level!
number 0
clean your room arumat
for arumat's room
welp
.....
power up!
is
arumat deda
it's fine guys?
he's just super messy
ah
WELP
:')
im gonna yell at lum??????????????????
YELLS???????????????????
LMFAOOOOOO
HAHAHAHA
thats enthusiatic yelling XD
DAMN IT ALL 
ALSO did we hit up all the rooms with evidence
or
omg im stealing that emote
THAT ICON, I'M CRYING
you guys are slaying me
there's one more
It's payback for letting Arumat get slayed.
i cant believe arumat slipped and fell in the shower
which haha actually i think totty hit up earlier?
HMMM
but then deleted?
oh i can undelete
art storage?
yes!
GO HIT THAT UP
i thought i needed to be around to open my door
NAH i just handwaved they were all out lmao since that's faster
listen....
we need a third person...!
someone who hasnt jumped in yet should have at it!
if arumat indeed died while singing in the shower
or someone who hasnt discovered a body yet
^^^^
oh yeah I can un-unrepost finiding stuff
if someone needs to find a thing
go fulfill totty's evidence finding destiny 
but if anyone hasn't discovered a corpse yet now's your chance
i've never found a body but
useful evidence might be new too
whichever you like!!
dave should go find a corpse or find evidence too
actually dave should like
walk out of his room
blearily
and be like
why are people yelling
sip make it and assume Emily yelled for her lol. I am almost home
since he's in arumat's unit LMAO
all Im imagining is dave in his godtier jammies like "wtf is happening."
seriously
LUCY MAKE IT HAPPEN
dave walks out in his pjs like
wtf
why are we yelling
yeah I will do what dave does not do
I made the top levek!!
why is the floor wet
Emily just like GET BACK HERE
LMFAO
okay lol sorry about phone tags
PLEASE
PLEASE LUCY
IM ON MY KNEES
MAKE IT HAPPEN
dw Emily everyting will be ok... just swoon into Marinette's arms when you see Arumat taking a bath, the most traumatizing thing to ever happen in Cradle
sipp's top level!
arumat just tells them to gtfo
Arumat has his little space rubber ducky
arumat actually fell asleep in the shower
its okay guys
calm down
arumat is in the bathroom with a dead body
case closed
professor plum with the candlestick in arumats bathroom
what do we even need a trial for
Arumat's just like, "fuck this"
oh my god i just got back from walking the dog
if arumat's dead minako is done
D O N E
he's taking a shower!! its okay!!!! its all okay!!!!!
someone is dead in arumat's room. its me
god damn it adrien
nah fumi is dead
their unit was tainted long ago
marinette is still just rhys in a marinette skin suit
it's the bottom right unit isn't it?
or am i wrong
the untouchable unit only had so long
does arumat's room need a third
THE UNTOUCHABLE UNIT WAS TAINTED
i think emily is there?
all units were tainted
I think--yeah what kyuu said!
so we have dave, emily and marinette
yea Dave Emily and rhys in a suit
unless bean had to go
she's slow because of mobile afaik
i cant believe i memorized the units
I think she said she was almost home
OH MY GOD, KYUU
lmao
time to tentatively take out the map and destroy the bottom right unit
you edit that shit enough
i like being up to date
I can barely remember adrien
im gonna need to move to the like
s unit
top of the rooms
20 is not a good number
adrien is second on the right, from top to bottom
and elizabeth's unit is a literal cradle of sin
everyone in her unit has been voted off
as a culprit
poor frank
he had clover and light and Harold? and.
and dorian
someone please take liz from this hell
roxy is second on the right, from top to bottom
i mean
liz has plenty of rooms to sleep in
I remember where it is but not who is in it!!!
AUDIBLE WINK-- no i cant
ADRIEN'S UNIT ONLY HAS 3 PPL LEFT
HAVE FUN
the hilarious part is both adrien's and dave's unit were untouched
dorian doesn't usually sleep there though
until like
week 6
adrien sleeps w/ marinette anyway that's the unit I should remember that I absolutely don't
top right unit
and doesn't marinette's unit still have four living people
yeah it does
bull, jessie and machias
hahhaha
OKAY IM BACK
guess we know who's going to die next!!
adrien and Dorian have left clover alone in death unit woops
thats the most crowded unit
no]
* 
now i can use icons again lol
bc adrien is there and dorian is there
emily's unit has for living ppl too!
four**
LMAO THEY BOTH MOVED TO THE SAME UNIT
adam, emily, roxy and adelina
only one person is dead i think
i dont remember who
right but marinette's has marinette bull jessie machias adrien and dorian
allen!
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
what i'm saying
liz can move in with the furries
what a good mom
ok
liz move in with the furries
jason u could have had
or adelina
ALL OF THIS
waves hands at ankle skirt
LIZ WOULD STORM OUT
NIGHT ONE
LBR
whose unit is the smallest at this point??
late but I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT CLOVER ALONE IN DEATH UNIT
yea
also should i be tagging or waiting for more people/mod tag?
LIZ IS FUCKING ALONE IN HER HALL
AND ITS LIKE
we're waiting for bean to tag in real quick i think!!!
this is fine
liz just
Ms. Beans posted
room with someone
she just did but i wanna make sure everyone else who wants to come look at naked showering arumat can
then we're waiting for a mod i think
yes im here sorry about the wait
it's okay!
liz please go live with someone????
marinette already stormed in so we're waiting for a mod tag now
liz move in with your yuri option
shes been back and forth from the holding cells
tbh
np!!! equal opportunity arumat voyeuring
or your het option
u r my het option
tbh
what a terrible het option
ya
dave is going to have to take charge and inspect arumat's water wrinkled corpse
get an eyeful
because bodies
the longer the mods take the more terrified i am
of what the scene is going to be like
look emily will totally touch dead bodies
because it either means they're discussing something or typing a long tag up
they better not be writing anything regarding arumats naked body in loving detail
she will just call it gnarly as she does it
i think Nick has it on the money
maybe arumat blew up
and that's why the fire resistant suit
maybe marinette is about to blow up with a proximity mine
r.i.p. marinette
i wonder if
dorian and adrien run into each other
in the mornings
sneaking back to their rooms
thumbs up on their respective walks of shame
NICK
I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
22 Jump Street Walk of Shame
LMFAO........
welp
Oh geez!
bye guys
minako's out
O U T
holy shit
W e l p
oh no i refreshed oh no IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE
BUT is he wearing clothes
the comment DOES SAY
sʟᴏᴡ ❤ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇʀ
was
he psycho stabbed during a shower or NOT mods
ok suddenly it's funny again ty beans
LOOK
i can't believe we have reached the point in the game where i have to clarify if someone's wearing clothes
THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT
ahahaha
I'm laughing
Save the teens from arumat's body
I MEAN ISN'T ARUMAT USUALLY SHIRTLESS ANYWAY
Your fault for having him get killed in the shower!
honestly
oh my god when can i jump in
but yes...he's wearing clothes......
i got home just in time to be EXTREMELY UPSET
i need to break my heart
no his weiner is out
thats the only exception
investigate
omg
at least hes facedown
im sorry elizabeth player is your nickname jem right
spare the teens some of their innocence
yes! haha
etc etc
I'M SCREAMING WHEN YOU SAID THAT FFFF ALSO YOU GUYS TOO GET OUT
HAHAHA.
--yeah you're right lucy
OUT (no i love all of you guys this is great)
no arumat 
You know, I was hoping Arumat would survive to the end
marinette is a pure bean
It's a pity
she hasn't stolen adrien's virginity yet... or has she
we have to take her away from this naked menace
dave and emily can handle it
IM SAD ABOUT ARUMAT UGH
fff//... aww its nice to see people are so sad
machias is definitely going to be upset
𝙗𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙞
is
he gonna yell loud enough that the GY can hear it
since arumat's like. one of his closest cr.
yes. absolutely.
welp. RIP buddy
Also one adult more killed
now he's stuck with kazuma, this is terrible
All Teens End is one step closer
WHY ALL OF THE ADULTS
don't worry. he'll just harass all the suspects tomorrow
hey hey hey!!! ... no it is pretty awful
I can't believe this is going to turn into the jimmy neutron movie
we run shorter and shorter on responsible grownups every week
ZERO ADULTS
LMFAO GOD KYUU
7V all over again
Oh my god
we're short on irresponsible adults, too
IT'S. IT'S TRUE........
its time to kill all the teenagers, all of them
WOW THIS IS NOT OK???
oh no goodnight sweet space prince
who will squeeze the dildos now????
we have 9 adults and by adults I mean 20+
*9 adults left, rather
THE TRIAL WILL BE A MESS
We'll all miss the enthusiasm Arumat had to squeeze dildos
but who are we counting as adults
above 18 or above 21
anyone who claims to be over 20
and judar
who is 20
AND JUDAR
LOOK
.... wait, judar's 20?
.......
i thought he was 14
judar is a butt
nah he's an adult
he's just
can't we just count judar as an honorary teenager and call it a day
a real experience
I mean he's like luke
a bad adult
........ this is the biggest plot twist for me
the number's a lie
terrible adult
LMFAO
LMFAO
"Too late, lad. I've already squeezed the goddamned thing!"
In memoriam
and like totty
i mean like
judar and luke aren't real adults
he could actually be 19
Engrave it in the door to his room
i cant believe totty is an adult
magi timeline is a little unclear
breaks a dildo in his honor...
CRIES I can't believe totty's 22 that one surprised me
if someone did, arumat would come back alive and kill whoever engraved that on his room
sends luke to engrave shit tbh
time to build a shrine of dicks
for arumat
I KEEP THINKING TOTTY'S 12
totty and luke are the two i'm like
ahh i knew about totty
wtf how old are they?????
THE ART STYLE DOESNT HELP
Totty's 22??????
a candlelight vigil of dildos all set ablaze
holy shit
It doesn't also help the past anime Osomatsu-kun had the brothers all much younger and practically identical
I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE... 19....
I keep forgetting Totty is an adult, yep
~tottily legal~
why are we running out of responsible adults
*practically identical to how they look now
soon it'll be like
jack
and luke
plus an army of teens
ha ha he's like the most adult of his family, too :')
this is bad end
I cannot believe
well if you count over 18
..."jack and luke" 
the worst end
then machias might barely be an adult
it's ok we always have dorian
machias is a CHILD
by sheer virtue of presumably having turned 18 in his canon
hey, i believe that children are our future
teach them how to kill well and let them lead the way
teach them how to kill well and let them lead the way
yes
I mean /gestures to clover
endgame is just gonna be 20 teenagers and dorian
please
dorian miscast in role of father
good luck dorian
dorian never chose the single parent life
he has to adopt all 20 of them
it chose him
im glad 19 and under is counted as teens
because its hilarious
they're like the slightly older kids
not like our 18-19 year olds
are mature
yeah clover is over 18 but she's still a teen IF SHE'S STILL STUCK AT THE KID TABLE SO IS MACHIAS
if jason is stuck at the kids table so is everyone
lbr
why is he lumped in the same boat as clover!!
he steals all the nuggets and crayons
jack and luke being left to herd cats i.e. all these awful teens would be too much jfc
none of these teens are well behaved
not a single one
tmw the 14 y/o is more mature than all the other teens
HE'S YOUNGER THAN SHE IS SHUT UP MACHIAS
honestly the furries are the most reasonable teens and that isn't fair
machias is just baffled as to how clover manages to be the older one
adam is a dad??? he's so mature
Judar and Luke
yes and our teen parents
ADULTS (20+): Grell, Totty, Luke, Judar, Jessie, Bull, Jack, Fiona, Dorian
15: Yuno, Marinette, Adrien
16: Roxy, Dave, Adelina
17: Minako, Machias
18: Liz, Adam
19: Jason, Emily, Clover
15: Yuno, Marinette, Adrien
16: Roxy, Dave, Adelina
17: Minako, Machias
18: Liz, Adam
19: Jason, Emily, Clover
everyone else is throwing chicken nuggets at each other and smashing crayons over each other's heads
this is the breakdown rn bc I was curious
oh my god
LMAO GOD
the teens really aren't safe tho i mean
...am honestly surprised there're that many adults
our 8 year old decided to kill someone
i cant believe jason emily and clover are our parents now
oh my god
the adults all die and the 19-year-olds
stare at each other
ok teens lets band together. all teen endgame
I can't believe most of these teenagers are more mature than luke behaves half the time.
and whisper
nope
no i think the three of them are worse
BASICALLY
HAND THE PARENTING DOWN TO LIKE
MARINETTE AND ADRIEN
i put marinette as 15 bc no canon ages but she's probably 14 actually
whispers "no"
do not let emily take care of anyone
it feels so wrong having judar be in the adult list what if i just change his age on the card to 19
spends thirty minutes yelling about who has the earliest birthday and who is the actual Oldest before realizing the option to go Fuck This is there
marinette and adrien are probably our best bet at mature parenting aside from our actual teen parents
she is like a real 19 year old dont trust her with children
so in conclusion: marinette is baby mama
LMAO GOD
clover, emily and jason just
feed the kids
nuggets
every day
i mean honestly he probably is i have no idea how old he is at his current canonpoint
all the time
and stare at each other like
uh
literally baby mama
oh my god
we're all gonna die.
he will protect his baby mama and their awful children
and like i said, machias is arguably already 18 but w/e no canon birthday
you're all catbugs now, you are their catbugs
why are we talking about ages
i dunno
yuno is 15 i think she is the babiest i win
marinette @ alice: don't talk to me or my 30 murderchildren ever again
because we're about to become the jimmy neutron movie
we're trying to figure out who's parenting these teens
if judar is 19 he gets to live which means CHICKEN NUGGETS AND PEACHES EVERY DAY FOREVER
no i win
and we decided on marinette and adrien
alice is
nobody wants alice as their mom??? no?????
....tbf luke could also be 22 pjo supposedly takes place over 4 years but who knows where his birthday falls
im the babby it's me
alice is our grandma
but I like basic, simple math
Im glad alice is our murderous grandma.
honestly i only put 19 for jason because apparently??? cass turns 18 at one point before lost days????
and she's...supposedly....a couple of months older
why are comic book ages this way
clover has a REAL CANON AGE and a BIRTHDAY DOWN TO THE YEAR suckaaaaas
CLOVER IS A RARE CANON UNICORN
...WAIT MOTHERFUCKER I THINK HE ACTUALLY IS 19
yunos birthday is november 16 she is a scorpio which is very fitting
oh wait I am a liar it's me
i fucked my age up on my profile card so im triggered
liz is 19
...oh my god
SURPRISE 19 YEAR OLDS
LIZ??
LMFAO????
i remember because the creator had a post like right during this canonpoint
i mean
SURPRISE TEENS
honestly i always thought jason was in his 20s.....
once you get past 18
okay so wait judar is 19 and liz is also 19?
you're kinda boring
tbh
where she was like 'oh he's 19 so i'm thinking about changing his outfit'
comics 
fixes age chart
19.....................
and i was like FUCKING DO IT THANK CHRIST
AND
SHE DIDN'T
i put 20s for post one year later because idk how to age
LMAOOO
ok wait someone help me do math
because im kinda drinking atm too
SURPRISE TEENS!!!!!!!!
math is hard
HOW DOES MATH WORK
why is this happening holy shit
HOW DO AGES WORK
handwave liz's birthday
on the ship
1893
im honestly grateful this means we can stop pretending judar is an adult
★ ᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇʀ
is
when she was born
infinite takes place in 1912
what year is it in bioshock infinite
math is fake
...
wait
what month...
time is fake
im fake
So if Judar is 19 then that means at some point someone who isn't an adult or an evil child will die
youre fake
thats 19 jem
oh my god all these numbers are fucking killing me
ok
we are all fake
bless you
i was like
"wait is liz 10"
YEAH ITS 19
GOD
19 unless her birthday hasn't happened yet that year
HAHA
maybe her birthday hasnt happened yet
liz is clearly the youngest on the ship
i am 12 and what is this
UGH SOMEONE GIVE HIM JEANS AND A T-SHIRT DAVE WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU
liz is 10 and many people are going to jail for child endangerment
i mean i can just say she celebrated her 19th bday alone
in the ship
no??????
DONT YOU DARE???????
jem!!!!
whats my secret?
im always angsty
let adelina do something nice for her at least?!?!?!
lone jail birthday = worst birthday
wha the fuck
DUDE ARE WE SHITTALKING JUDAR'S CLPTHES SOMEONE CHANGE THEN
MAKE HIM DRESS GOOD
clover should give judar her clothes
elizabeth let her make you a fucking cake
let him be pretty in pink
yes
please give judar street clothes for tomorrow's trial
ok :')
please give judar street walker clothes for tomorrow's trial
BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR LIZ
something spangly with pasties
liz is getting a proper birthday whether she likes it or not
arumat would've wanted it that way
liz's birthday present is all her friends dying
didnt that happen already
isn't that like a Tuesday for her
no.
was
her birthday on week 6
wow!!!!
marinette's family runs a bakery so she could help
or I guess a Friday specificallt
I DEMAND IT
all her remaining 2 friends
i mean if dave gave him clothes he would wear them???
HE'S ONLY WEARING A STUPID BELLYDANCER OUTFIT BECAUSE HE GOT TRICKED INTO THINKING IT WAS COOL
time to trick him morw
...really?
How?
judar...
judar will not fit in clover's clothes but she has covered him in pink accessories at least once
literally everything about his fashion sense is because someone fucking lied to him and he bought it
someone give him a fursuit
sinbad told him when he was a kid that exotic clothes would make him lucky in love and that's why he wears those fucking clothes
Oh man
judar...
judar is our new defurnder
can we get a new plurk to discuss judar's unfortunate decisions this one is getting hard to load for me
new plurk please! i cant even close this one anymore or else it wont reopen 
won't help his personality tho
no what makes judar unlucky in love is his personality
clothing cant help that sadly
i can make a new plurk!
new plurk is up!