kini
2016-07-29T22:01:35.000Z
dead body
6am may as well be ass o'clock
this is too early for dead bodies
no.
2016-07-29T22:02:13.000Z
phi
2016-07-29T22:02:23.000Z
everyone hits snooze on the death alarm
it's not like the corpse is going anywhere
"we'll find the dead body when it's ACTUALLY daytime"
what if we just put the datapad outside our room and goback to sleep for a while
phi
2016-07-29T22:04:00.000Z
actually if you leave your room the alarms go off so you can just go back in
everyone just tosses the datapads into the hall
maybe they're not dead, they're just a heavy sleeper...
phi
2016-07-29T22:04:02.000Z
and sleep
phi
2016-07-29T22:04:07.000Z
if youre like fuck this
leaves room, vaults back in
alice learn a real time to be awake
Ahh okay I'm here!! I'm on mobile and my internets making it impossible to tag on dreamwidth, so...
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:04:59.000Z
im laughing imagining people just opening the door and tossing their datapads out
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:05:12.000Z
a sea of datapads flying through the air
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:06:02.000Z
Dorian is definitely going back to sleep
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:06:21.000Z
They'll still be just as dead at a decent time
what if i made a header that was just "who else is just saying fuck it and going back to bed"
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:06:42.000Z
6:05am announcement by alice: "pick your fuckin mess up or no mcdonalds breakfast"
damn it gotta do it for the mcds
sausage and cheese biscuit or we fucking riot
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:07:03.000Z
Do it
See this is why Arumat doesn't like Alice
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:07:17.000Z
Everyone comes stumbling out in their jams
chicken nuggets for breakfast or no
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:07:33.000Z
space mcnuggies for bfast is fine
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:07:53.000Z
This killer is inconsiderate of people who might have a hangover
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:07:59.000Z
whatever gets y'all to CLEAN UP!!! god those are EXPENSIVE???
does roxy need to start space aa for dorian
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:08:54.000Z
Probably
This is what you get for drinking, Dorian.
dorian i thought u werent drinking
For Reasons
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:10:12.000Z
dorian is paying off the robots with scandalous furry passing letters imo
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:11:51.000Z
Listen. Someone is deda there's no time to dwell on this
don't delete it it's perfect
ah yes... i can barely see it but just enough LOL grell pls
grell's top level should just be tagged with all the characters also rolling back over and going to bed tbh
no.
2016-07-29T22:13:50.000Z
Maybe there's a corpse right outside of grell's unit....who knows
at this point she would look at the dead body and go back in her room it's still too early
no.
2016-07-29T22:15:00.000Z
Omg
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T22:15:09.000Z
Maybe there's just a trail of bloody dildos
it will be there in a few hours
it's not running away anywhere

dead body time? dead body time
christ 6am is way too early for this shit
we're cleared to just post top-levels for searching this time around right?
ah drat i wanted to comment to this one but im going out to dinner
shakes fist... have fun finding a dead body guys
SOMEONE GIVE ALL THE SYRINGES TO JASON TODD TO HOARD
no.
2016-07-29T22:20:15.000Z
HES GONNA STEAL THEM. TIME FOR LUKE AND JASON TO GO FULL KLEPTO???
okay no one trusts you guys with needles
has anyone found a dead body yet
its been like five minutes!!!
remember when we didn't find the body til mid trial that was torture
kini
2016-07-29T22:24:06.000Z
five bucks says someone finally got creative with the vents
kini
2016-07-29T22:24:10.000Z
or the elevator shaft!!
kini
2016-07-29T22:24:28.000Z
who wants to bet it's in a pod...
kini
2016-07-29T22:24:34.000Z
that would be kind of cool actually
I might investigate once I'm done eating since I cant work.....
maybe the real body was the cats we loved soon the way
"it's murder christmas" im laughing
along thanks for nothing phone
no.
2016-07-29T22:30:13.000Z
I'm still out but lmk if anyone wants Jason anywhere

I haven't really looked at the investigation yet idk what's up and what isn't
no.
2016-07-29T22:30:55.000Z
IM CONCERNED
no.
2016-07-29T22:31:54.000Z
Who's going to brave this Jesus Christ
no.
2016-07-29T22:32:25.000Z
Maybe someone tied a corpse to the roof
STOP PUTTING CORPSES ON THE CEILING
no.
2016-07-29T22:32:52.000Z
LET ME BE
no.
2016-07-29T22:33:13.000Z
I forget English has two different words for it screw English
Suddenly it becomes Persona 4...?
I'm crying ceiling corpse is watching us fap
no.
2016-07-29T22:34:04.000Z
I see Luke hasn't been replied to this is Suspicious
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:34:46.000Z
its a xenomorph actually
no.
2016-07-29T22:34:47.000Z
SWEATS
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:34:53.000Z
youre all deda
something is wrong with our hvac
luke got got by the garden monster he is deda
no.
2016-07-29T22:35:32.000Z
Guys someone brave the garden and the hallway I'm supposed to be driving home
how dare you suspect the suspicious son of a suspicious god
yes but they didn't reply to you so who knows
think of him fondly as he gets eaten by the garden monster ig
stop messing with the garden
no.
2016-07-29T22:36:07.000Z
I MEANT LIKE no mod tag yet
I'd do it but I'm obviously. the corpse.
no.
2016-07-29T22:36:16.000Z
Which usually means Something
oh also I misread that I gotchu my b
THE TRICK IS roofs are outside ceilings are inside English is weird
fyi whether I'm dead for real or not I'm making this joke you will never know if I'm dead
until you find catboys corpse
ok but for real is anyone brave enough to go to the biolab
ALL YOU EVER DO IS JOKE ABOUT DYING
its my calling card. kill me.
let's just ignore the biolab forever
but I can tag it if you guys give me 5 minutes
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:39:05.000Z
i mean i told you guys its a xenomorph and youre all dead now so
omg I was phone tagging and then saw the 8 am thing too bad Emily was there too early
go back emily!!! it's fine!!!!
kini
2016-07-29T22:40:52.000Z
are you guys too scared to go look in the vents gosh!!
surely it is just a normal roof leak
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:41:48.000Z
okay i lied its not a xenomorph, you can go into the vents
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:42:10.000Z
but only if you are prepared for a horrifying encounter with Jim Carrey
the mask!jim carrey or firemarshall bill!jim carrey?
that would in fact be horrifying
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:43:10.000Z
the mask
WITCH.
2016-07-29T22:43:26.000Z
his name is cuban pete
excellent, the rest of the game is an extended dance number
woops Emily got back there first lmao
i mean you can both tag haha
yes please also tag I'm gonna be slow thanks to phone
I'm also on mobile so Idk how much help id be there
but if adrien can join Emily then sure lets both get xenomorphed
im driving but ill be home soon if yall need a furry
no.
2016-07-29T22:59:53.000Z
^^ same as sipp ping me if you need me
if anyone wants to jump in to help Emily please do!!!
WITCH.
2016-07-29T23:04:17.000Z

i accidentally linked cappy this instead of another screencap and i cant send it but this is the game at adrien right
WITCH.
2016-07-29T23:04:23.000Z
like the whole game
no.
2016-07-29T23:07:48.000Z
I stopped to eat is anyone deda yet
does anyone want to go help emily?
i mean haha anyone who just wants to give her a boost would work too
no.
2016-07-29T23:09:57.000Z
I could tag in with Jason if nobody else is available....he's tall enough to give her a boost I guess
kini
2016-07-29T23:10:22.000Z
shoot the vents
kini
2016-07-29T23:10:24.000Z
bangs fist
kini
2016-07-29T23:10:29.000Z
shoot the xenomorph!!
jason just lightsaber the damn ceiling
no.
2016-07-29T23:10:38.000Z
But anyone else who can should totally go because I've done a lot in the last few weeks
KICKS THE DOOR DOWN where are my services needed
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:10:52.000Z
ok im finally home
no.
2016-07-29T23:10:54.000Z
GO BE A FURRY MARINETTE
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:10:57.000Z
whats happening
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:11:01.000Z
whose deda
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:11:05.000Z
(its a me dorio)
kini
2016-07-29T23:11:12.000Z
our xenomorph is leaking water in the vents
no.
2016-07-29T23:11:28.000Z
Emily needs a furry and someone stole a lot of flowers
there's also a couple other rooms with evidence too!
if anyone else wants to jump into investigation
we don't have a ton of people left so even if you already investigated somewhere without evidence, you can always have your character move to a different area!
Wow, I can't believe there may be a body on the ceiling...for reals.
This is extremely amusing to me, hahahaha
im being held hostage against my will

i want to find the deda
im at work still but does anyone want clover anywhere [hff]
no.
2016-07-29T23:13:31.000Z
JUST TELL ME WHERE TO GO
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:13:33.000Z
are we allowed to check at 8 am instead of 6 am now
well I guess I don't have that emote anymore
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:13:39.000Z
because 6 am is a hell to the no
dorian hears the alarm is like
you can investigate at whatever time
/rolls over goes back to sleep
kini
2016-07-29T23:14:19.000Z
okay i guess i'll sacrifice machias g
kini
2016-07-29T23:14:28.000Z
and have him shoot the xenomorph living in the vents
kini
2016-07-29T23:14:51.000Z
look i just want him to shoot something...
the water's going around it
but the inside of it is dry
no.
2016-07-29T23:17:50.000Z
What areas have we investigated atm
kini
2016-07-29T23:17:51.000Z
time to shoot the xenomorph living... around the vents
6-6:15am medbay gym, weapons locker, cafeeria, cold storage, archives, garden, biolab, robobay
and then 8am the biolab again
engineering's also been checked
kini
2016-07-29T23:19:14.000Z
time to check the chapel
kini
2016-07-29T23:19:21.000Z
someone finally committed that weird murder idea
I can make another top-level too if we need more people investigating to find things
just to mark places off the list
i had to do real work but I see my furry gf is alive, phew
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-29T23:24:56.000Z
thats rhys wearing marinette as a suit
hey cappy I have a question really quick! is it worth looping back to some of the other rooms that were checked at 6am at later parts during the day? or should new top-levels just stick to other locations
Hey, the incinerator wasn't used at all! That's cool
new top levels should stick to other locations!
should we make a new top level for going upstairs?
nah you can just continue that thread
I'm so glad there's evidence in the ballpit
finally it has stopped being neglected
no.
2016-07-29T23:35:45.000Z
Nothing in the pool! I think we haven't looked in the pod room, offices and viewing deck?
holding cells too downstairs right?
and the zero gravity room/airlock?
yeah, those are still waiting
no.
2016-07-29T23:37:35.000Z
Oh yeah I don't thing anyone's looked there either
dorian just hit the viewport too
there's also dry storage and art storage iirc
i'm on my phone rn but when i get home i can hit up another area if there's anything left at that point
no.
2016-07-29T23:41:11.000Z
I just got home so I'll toss Jason around if anyone wants to join him? Unless we already found all the evidence aside from the body!
no.
2016-07-29T23:58:10.000Z
im gonna die if quadruple murder
Say, wasn't Arumat vulnerable this week?
I'm hoping he isn't dead...
no.
2016-07-29T23:59:46.000Z
minako was too
i saw minako and totty comment in
no.
2016-07-29T23:59:59.000Z
TRUE
totty was not vulnerable for some reason
but that was icly two hours ago.....
no.
2016-07-30T00:00:06.000Z
which means dave and arumat can be deda
no.
2016-07-30T00:00:09.000Z
welp
no.
2016-07-30T00:00:14.000Z
NOBODY IS SAFE
no.
2016-07-30T00:00:17.000Z
NEVER FORGET HANCOCK
Oh hi I came back, what happened?
People are about to commit private property trespassing into like five rooms
time for arumat to get pissy when everyone sees him braiding his long luxurious hair
im reminded of dhaos....ffff
that's a secret no one needs to know he likes to braid his hair sometimes!!!
can we stop with the hancock throwouts
why does it need to be a secret EMBRACE BEING STYLISH
time to catch arumat in the middle of reading shoujo manga
kini
2016-07-30T00:04:47.000Z
barges in
you will never be free of your sins jem
rocking pigtails and kigurumi
don't doxx totty like that
you better have brought a camera marinette
kini
2016-07-30T00:05:29.000Z
if they're about to find a body and assuimng we aren't going to be faked out...
kini
2016-07-30T00:05:46.000Z
do we need a third person there or something
the water is just Arumat's tears bc he's been crying and overwhelmed with the feels
he's sad about the shoujo manga and his dead crush
kini
2016-07-30T00:06:28.000Z
maybe dave is rapping in the shower
(crush being a fictional chara in the manga)
...he had a crush on a fictional character?
LMAO RAPPING IN THE SHOWER
like married to snape or something?
he got really into it. didn't notice all the flooding
Wait, did I just hear Arumat wishes to be married to Snape?
I didn't need to know that
WOW IM SO DONE WITH YOU GUYS
no.
2016-07-30T00:07:23.000Z
kini
2016-07-30T00:07:25.000Z
pops out of the shower like "s'up? what the fuck are you girls doing in my room"
the bishonen-mon badge for his website
arumat is the original snapewife
no.
2016-07-30T00:08:03.000Z
welp
no.
2016-07-30T00:08:16.000Z
WELP
no.
2016-07-30T00:08:25.000Z
im gonna yell at lum??????????????????
no.
2016-07-30T00:08:28.000Z
YELLS???????????????????
thats enthusiatic yelling XD
kini
2016-07-30T00:08:53.000Z
DAMN IT ALL
no.
2016-07-30T00:08:55.000Z
ALSO did we hit up all the rooms with evidence
no.
2016-07-30T00:08:56.000Z
or
omg im stealing that emote
It's payback for letting Arumat get slayed.
no.
2016-07-30T00:09:46.000Z
i cant believe arumat slipped and fell in the shower
which haha actually i think totty hit up earlier?
no.
2016-07-30T00:09:47.000Z
HMMM
no.
2016-07-30T00:09:58.000Z
art storage?
no.
2016-07-30T00:10:03.000Z
GO HIT THAT UP
i thought i needed to be around to open my door
NAH i just handwaved they were all out lmao since that's faster
kini
2016-07-30T00:10:34.000Z
we need a third person...!
no.
2016-07-30T00:10:47.000Z
someone who hasnt jumped in yet should have at it!
kini
2016-07-30T00:10:50.000Z
if arumat indeed died while singing in the shower
no.
2016-07-30T00:10:57.000Z
or someone who hasnt discovered a body yet
oh yeah I can un-unrepost finiding stuff
if someone needs to find a thing
no.
2016-07-30T00:11:24.000Z
go fulfill totty's evidence finding destiny
no.
2016-07-30T00:11:37.000Z
but if anyone hasn't discovered a corpse yet now's your chance
i've never found a body but
useful evidence might be new too
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:04.000Z
whichever you like!!
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:14.000Z
dave should go find a corpse or find evidence too
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:19.000Z
actually dave should like
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:22.000Z
walk out of his room
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:24.000Z
blearily
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:26.000Z
and be like
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:30.000Z
why are people yelling
sip make it and assume Emily yelled for her lol. I am almost home
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:37.000Z
since he's in arumat's unit LMAO
all Im imagining is dave in his godtier jammies like "wtf is happening."
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:47.000Z
seriously
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:50.000Z
LUCY MAKE IT HAPPEN
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:55.000Z
dave walks out in his pjs like
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:56.000Z
wtf
no.
2016-07-30T00:12:59.000Z
why are we yelling
yeah I will do what dave does not do
no.
2016-07-30T00:13:04.000Z
why is the floor wet
Emily just like GET BACK HERE
okay lol sorry about phone tags
no.
2016-07-30T00:13:56.000Z
PLEASE
no.
2016-07-30T00:14:04.000Z
IM ON MY KNEES
no.
2016-07-30T00:14:08.000Z
MAKE IT HAPPEN
dw Emily everyting will be ok... just swoon into Marinette's arms when you see Arumat taking a bath, the most traumatizing thing to ever happen in Cradle
no.
2016-07-30T00:14:38.000Z
sipp's top level!
arumat just tells them to gtfo
no.
2016-07-30T00:14:54.000Z
Arumat has his little space rubber ducky
no.
2016-07-30T00:15:51.000Z
arumat actually fell asleep in the shower
no.
2016-07-30T00:15:53.000Z
its okay guys
no.
2016-07-30T00:15:55.000Z
calm down
arumat is in the bathroom with a dead body
no.
2016-07-30T00:16:34.000Z
case closed
professor plum with the candlestick in arumats bathroom
what do we even need a trial for
Arumat's just like, "fuck this"
oh my god i just got back from walking the dog
if arumat's dead minako is done
no.
2016-07-30T00:20:53.000Z
he's taking a shower!! its okay!!!! its all okay!!!!!
someone is dead in arumat's room. its me
no.
2016-07-30T00:21:13.000Z
nah fumi is dead
no.
2016-07-30T00:21:18.000Z
their unit was tainted long ago
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:21:33.000Z
marinette is still just rhys in a marinette skin suit
no.
2016-07-30T00:21:48.000Z
it's the bottom right unit isn't it?
no.
2016-07-30T00:21:50.000Z
or am i wrong
the untouchable unit only had so long
no.
2016-07-30T00:22:19.000Z
does arumat's room need a third
no.
2016-07-30T00:22:27.000Z
THE UNTOUCHABLE UNIT WAS TAINTED
no.
2016-07-30T00:22:33.000Z
i think emily is there?
I think--yeah what kyuu said!
no.
2016-07-30T00:22:38.000Z
so we have dave, emily and marinette
yea Dave Emily and rhys in a suit
no.
2016-07-30T00:22:52.000Z
unless bean had to go
she's slow because of mobile afaik
no.
2016-07-30T00:23:10.000Z
i cant believe i memorized the units
I think she said she was almost home
no.
2016-07-30T00:24:09.000Z
time to tentatively take out the map and destroy the bottom right unit
you edit that shit enough
no.
2016-07-30T00:24:28.000Z
i like being up to date
I can barely remember adrien
im gonna need to move to the like
no.
2016-07-30T00:24:42.000Z
adrien is second on the right, from top to bottom
no.
2016-07-30T00:24:51.000Z
and elizabeth's unit is a literal cradle of sin
no.
2016-07-30T00:24:57.000Z
everyone in her unit has been voted off
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:00.000Z
as a culprit
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:02.000Z
poor frank
he had clover and light and Harold? and.
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:12.000Z
and dorian
someone please take liz from this hell
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:27.000Z
roxy is second on the right, from top to bottom
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:30.000Z
i mean
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:35.000Z
liz has plenty of rooms to sleep in
I remember where it is but not who is in it!!!
no.
2016-07-30T00:25:42.000Z
AUDIBLE WINK-- no i cant
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:02.000Z
ADRIEN'S UNIT ONLY HAS 3 PPL LEFT
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:03.000Z
HAVE FUN
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:18.000Z
the hilarious part is both adrien's and dave's unit were untouched
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:26:19.000Z
dorian doesn't usually sleep there though
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:20.000Z
until like
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:23.000Z
week 6
adrien sleeps w/ marinette anyway that's the unit I should remember that I absolutely don't
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:35.000Z
top right unit
kini
2016-07-30T00:26:35.000Z
and doesn't marinette's unit still have four living people
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:40.000Z
yeah it does
no.
2016-07-30T00:26:46.000Z
bull, jessie and machias
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:26:52.000Z
hahhaha
kini
2016-07-30T00:26:53.000Z
guess we know who's going to die next!!
adrien and Dorian have left clover alone in death unit woops
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:26:58.000Z
thats the most crowded unit
*
now i can use icons again lol
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:27:05.000Z
bc adrien is there and dorian is there
no.
2016-07-30T00:27:13.000Z
emily's unit has for living ppl too!
no.
2016-07-30T00:27:16.000Z
four**
LMAO THEY BOTH MOVED TO THE SAME UNIT
no.
2016-07-30T00:27:26.000Z
adam, emily, roxy and adelina
no.
2016-07-30T00:27:34.000Z
only one person is dead i think
no.
2016-07-30T00:27:37.000Z
i dont remember who
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:27:41.000Z
right but marinette's has marinette bull jessie machias adrien and dorian
ᴍᴏʙ.
is 2016-07-30T00:27:45.000Z
what i'm saying
liz can move in with the furries
no.
2016-07-30T00:27:55.000Z
what a good mom
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:00.000Z
liz move in with the furries
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:02.000Z
or adelina
waves hands at ankle skirt
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:09.000Z
LIZ WOULD STORM OUT
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:11.000Z
NIGHT ONE
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:12.000Z
LBR
whose unit is the smallest at this point??
late but I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT CLOVER ALONE IN DEATH UNIT
also should i be tagging or waiting for more people/mod tag?
LIZ IS FUCKING ALONE IN HER HALL
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:31.000Z
we're waiting for bean to tag in real quick i think!!!
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:36.000Z
liz just
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:39.000Z
room with someone
she just did but i wanna make sure everyone else who wants to come look at naked showering arumat can
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:49.000Z
then we're waiting for a mod i think
yes im here sorry about the wait
no.
2016-07-30T00:28:55.000Z
it's okay!
liz please go live with someone????
no.
2016-07-30T00:29:04.000Z
marinette already stormed in so we're waiting for a mod tag now
no.
2016-07-30T00:29:12.000Z
liz move in with your yuri option
shes been back and forth from the holding cells
np!!! equal opportunity arumat voyeuring
no.
2016-07-30T00:29:16.000Z
or your het option
no.
2016-07-30T00:29:38.000Z
what a terrible het option
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:00.000Z
dave is going to have to take charge and inspect arumat's water wrinkled corpse
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:06.000Z
get an eyeful
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:21.000Z
because bodies
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:28.000Z
the longer the mods take the more terrified i am
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:33.000Z
of what the scene is going to be like
look emily will totally touch dead bodies
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:44.000Z
because it either means they're discussing something or typing a long tag up
they better not be writing anything regarding arumats naked body in loving detail
she will just call it gnarly as she does it
i think Nick has it on the money
no.
2016-07-30T00:30:57.000Z
maybe arumat blew up
no.
2016-07-30T00:31:02.000Z
and that's why the fire resistant suit
no.
2016-07-30T00:31:10.000Z
maybe marinette is about to blow up with a proximity mine
no.
2016-07-30T00:31:13.000Z
r.i.p. marinette
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:31:25.000Z
i wonder if
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:31:31.000Z
dorian and adrien run into each other
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:31:33.000Z
in the mornings
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:31:37.000Z
sneaking back to their rooms
thumbs up on their respective walks of shame
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:32:29.000Z
no.
2016-07-30T00:33:16.000Z
W e l p
oh no i refreshed oh no IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE
BUT is he wearing clothes
he psycho stabbed during a shower or NOT mods
ok suddenly it's funny again ty beans
i can't believe we have reached the point in the game where i have to clarify if someone's wearing clothes
no.
2016-07-30T00:34:20.000Z
I'm laughing
no.
2016-07-30T00:34:32.000Z
Save the teens from arumat's body
I MEAN ISN'T ARUMAT USUALLY SHIRTLESS ANYWAY
Your fault for having him get killed in the shower!
oh my god when can i jump in
but yes...he's wearing clothes......
i got home just in time to be EXTREMELY UPSET
im sorry elizabeth player is your nickname jem right
spare the teens some of their innocence
I'M SCREAMING WHEN YOU SAID THAT FFFF ALSO YOU GUYS TOO GET OUT

OUT (no i love all of you guys this is great)
no arumat
You know, I was hoping Arumat would survive to the end
she hasn't stolen adrien's virginity yet... or has she
we have to take her away from this naked menace
dave and emily can handle it
fff//... aww its nice to see people are so sad
kini
2016-07-30T00:37:40.000Z
machias is definitely going to be upset
he gonna yell loud enough that the GY can hear it
kini
2016-07-30T00:37:57.000Z
since arumat's like. one of his closest cr.
kini
2016-07-30T00:38:03.000Z
yes. absolutely.
Also one adult more killed
now he's stuck with kazuma, this is terrible
All Teens End is one step closer
kini
2016-07-30T00:38:38.000Z
don't worry. he'll just harass all the suspects tomorrow
hey hey hey!!! ... no it is pretty awful
no.
2016-07-30T00:39:43.000Z
I can't believe this is going to turn into the jimmy neutron movie
we run shorter and shorter on responsible grownups every week
no.
2016-07-30T00:39:52.000Z
ZERO ADULTS
we're short on irresponsible adults, too
its time to kill all the teenagers, all of them
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:42:09.000Z
oh no goodnight sweet space prince
ᴍᴏʙ.
2016-07-30T00:42:15.000Z
who will squeeze the dildos now????
we have 9 adults and by adults I mean 20+

THE TRIAL WILL BE A MESS
We'll all miss the enthusiasm Arumat had to squeeze dildos
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:16.000Z
but who are we counting as adults
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:22.000Z
above 18 or above 21
anyone who claims to be over 20
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:32.000Z
AND JUDAR
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:46.000Z
judar is a butt
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:51.000Z
nah he's an adult
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:53.000Z
he's just
kini
2016-07-30T00:43:56.000Z
can't we just count judar as an honorary teenager and call it a day
no.
2016-07-30T00:43:56.000Z
a real experience
........ this is the biggest plot twist for me
no.
2016-07-30T00:44:05.000Z
terrible adult
"Too late, lad. I've already squeezed the goddamned thing!"
no.
2016-07-30T00:44:10.000Z
and like totty
judar and luke aren't real adults
Engrave it in the door to his room
no.
2016-07-30T00:44:18.000Z
i cant believe totty is an adult
magi timeline is a little unclear
kini
2016-07-30T00:44:21.000Z
breaks a dildo in his honor...
CRIES I can't believe totty's 22 that one surprised me
if someone did, arumat would come back alive and kill whoever engraved that on his room
sends luke to engrave shit tbh
no.
2016-07-30T00:44:41.000Z
time to build a shrine of dicks
no.
2016-07-30T00:44:43.000Z
for arumat
I KEEP THINKING TOTTY'S 12
totty and luke are the two i'm like
wtf how old are they?????
no.
2016-07-30T00:45:02.000Z
THE ART STYLE DOESNT HELP
a candlelight vigil of dildos all set ablaze
It doesn't also help the past anime Osomatsu-kun had the brothers all much younger and practically identical
I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE... 19....
I keep forgetting Totty is an adult, yep
no.
2016-07-30T00:45:40.000Z
why are we running out of responsible adults
*practically identical to how they look now
no.
2016-07-30T00:45:45.000Z
soon it'll be like
no.
2016-07-30T00:45:46.000Z
jack
no.
2016-07-30T00:45:48.000Z
and luke
no.
2016-07-30T00:45:55.000Z
plus an army of teens
ha ha he's like the most adult of his family, too :')
kini
2016-07-30T00:46:07.000Z
well if you count over 18
..."jack and luke"
no.
2016-07-30T00:46:11.000Z
the worst end
kini
2016-07-30T00:46:13.000Z
then machias might barely be an adult
it's ok we always have dorian
no.
2016-07-30T00:46:21.000Z
machias is a CHILD
kini
2016-07-30T00:46:27.000Z
by sheer virtue of presumably having turned 18 in his canon
hey, i believe that children are our future
teach them how to kill well and let them lead the way
no.
2016-07-30T00:46:34.000Z
yes
I mean /gestures to clover
endgame is just gonna be 20 teenagers and dorian
no.
2016-07-30T00:46:47.000Z
please
no.
2016-07-30T00:46:56.000Z
dorian miscast in role of father
kini
2016-07-30T00:47:10.000Z
dorian never chose the single parent life
he has to adopt all 20 of them
kini
2016-07-30T00:47:12.000Z
it chose him
no.
2016-07-30T00:47:14.000Z
im glad 19 and under is counted as teens
no.
2016-07-30T00:47:18.000Z
because its hilarious
they're like the slightly older kids
no.
2016-07-30T00:47:39.000Z
not like our 18-19 year olds
no.
2016-07-30T00:47:41.000Z
are mature
yeah clover is over 18 but she's still a teen IF SHE'S STILL STUCK AT THE KID TABLE SO IS MACHIAS
no.
2016-07-30T00:47:55.000Z
if jason is stuck at the kids table so is everyone
no.
2016-07-30T00:47:56.000Z
lbr
kini
2016-07-30T00:47:58.000Z
why is he lumped in the same boat as clover!!
no.
2016-07-30T00:48:06.000Z
he steals all the nuggets and crayons
jack and luke being left to herd cats i.e. all these awful teens would be too much jfc
kini
2016-07-30T00:48:37.000Z
none of these teens are well behaved
no.
2016-07-30T00:48:42.000Z
not a single one
tmw the 14 y/o is more mature than all the other teens
HE'S YOUNGER THAN SHE IS SHUT UP MACHIAS
honestly the furries are the most reasonable teens and that isn't fair
kini
2016-07-30T00:49:28.000Z
machias is just baffled as to how clover manages to be the older one
adam is a dad??? he's so mature

Judar and Luke
kini
2016-07-30T00:49:39.000Z
yes and our teen parents
ADULTS (20+): Grell, Totty, Luke, Judar, Jessie, Bull, Jack, Fiona, Dorian
15: Yuno, Marinette, Adrien
16: Roxy, Dave, Adelina
17: Minako, Machias
18: Liz, Adam
19: Jason, Emily, Clover
everyone else is throwing chicken nuggets at each other and smashing crayons over each other's heads
this is the breakdown rn bc I was curious
no.
2016-07-30T00:49:59.000Z
oh my god
kini
2016-07-30T00:50:11.000Z
the teens really aren't safe tho i mean
...am honestly surprised there're that many adults
kini
2016-07-30T00:50:20.000Z
our 8 year old decided to kill someone
i cant believe jason emily and clover are our parents now
no.
2016-07-30T00:50:34.000Z
the adults all die and the 19-year-olds
no.
2016-07-30T00:50:37.000Z
stare at each other
ok teens lets band together. all teen endgame
I can't believe most of these teenagers are more mature than luke behaves half the time.
no.
2016-07-30T00:50:39.000Z
and whisper
no.
2016-07-30T00:50:40.000Z
nope
no i think the three of them are worse
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:02.000Z
HAND THE PARENTING DOWN TO LIKE
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:05.000Z
MARINETTE AND ADRIEN
i put marinette as 15 bc no canon ages but she's probably 14 actually
do not let emily take care of anyone
it feels so wrong having judar be in the adult list what if i just change his age on the card to 19
spends thirty minutes yelling about who has the earliest birthday and who is the actual Oldest before realizing the option to go Fuck This is there
kini
2016-07-30T00:51:32.000Z
marinette and adrien are probably our best bet at mature parenting aside from our actual teen parents
she is like a real 19 year old dont trust her with children
so in conclusion: marinette is baby mama
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:37.000Z
clover, emily and jason just
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:41.000Z
feed the kids
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:42.000Z
nuggets
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:44.000Z
every day
i mean honestly he probably is i have no idea how old he is at his current canonpoint
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:48.000Z
and stare at each other like
no.
2016-07-30T00:51:49.000Z
uh
he will protect his baby mama and their awful children
kini
2016-07-30T00:52:10.000Z
and like i said, machias is arguably already 18 but w/e no canon birthday
you're all catbugs now, you are their catbugs
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:52:38.000Z
why are we talking about ages
kini
2016-07-30T00:52:43.000Z
i dunno
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:52:52.000Z
yuno is 15 i think she is the babiest i win
marinette @ alice: don't talk to me or my 30 murderchildren ever again
no.
2016-07-30T00:52:57.000Z
because we're about to become the jimmy neutron movie
kini
2016-07-30T00:53:00.000Z
we're trying to figure out who's parenting these teens
if judar is 19 he gets to live which means CHICKEN NUGGETS AND PEACHES EVERY DAY FOREVER
kini
2016-07-30T00:53:09.000Z
and we decided on marinette and adrien
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:53:12.000Z
alice is
no.
2016-07-30T00:53:22.000Z
nobody wants alice as their mom??? no?????
....tbf luke could also be 22 pjo supposedly takes place over 4 years but who knows where his birthday falls
kini
2016-07-30T00:53:39.000Z
alice is our grandma
but I like basic, simple math
Im glad alice is our murderous grandma.
no.
2016-07-30T00:54:12.000Z
honestly i only put 19 for jason because apparently??? cass turns 18 at one point before lost days????
no.
2016-07-30T00:54:19.000Z
and she's...supposedly....a couple of months older
no.
2016-07-30T00:54:26.000Z
why are comic book ages this way
clover has a REAL CANON AGE and a BIRTHDAY DOWN TO THE YEAR suckaaaaas
no.
2016-07-30T00:54:51.000Z
CLOVER IS A RARE CANON UNICORN
...WAIT MOTHERFUCKER I THINK HE ACTUALLY IS 19
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:55:23.000Z
yunos birthday is november 16 she is a scorpio which is very fitting
oh wait I am a liar it's me
i fucked my age up on my profile card so im triggered
no.
2016-07-30T00:55:36.000Z
SURPRISE 19 YEAR OLDS
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:55:41.000Z
LIZ??
i remember because the creator had a post like right during this canonpoint
honestly i always thought jason was in his 20s.....
okay so wait judar is 19 and liz is also 19?
where she was like 'oh he's 19 so i'm thinking about changing his outfit'
comics
and i was like FUCKING DO IT THANK CHRIST
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:07.000Z
i put 20s for post one year later because idk how to age
ok wait someone help me do math
because im kinda drinking atm too
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:20.000Z
HOW DOES MATH WORK
why is this happening holy shit
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:23.000Z
HOW DO AGES WORK
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:32.000Z
handwave liz's birthday
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:37.000Z
on the ship
im honestly grateful this means we can stop pretending judar is an adult
infinite takes place in 1912
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:50.000Z
what year is it in bioshock infinite
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:56:51.000Z
math is fake
no.
2016-07-30T00:56:57.000Z
what month...
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:56:57.000Z
time is fake
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:57:01.000Z
im fake
So if Judar is 19 then that means at some point someone who isn't an adult or an evil child will die
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:57:05.000Z
youre fake
oh my god all these numbers are fucking killing me
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:57:09.000Z
we are all fake
no.
2016-07-30T00:57:14.000Z
YEAH ITS 19
19 unless her birthday hasn't happened yet that year
no.
2016-07-30T00:57:24.000Z
maybe her birthday hasnt happened yet
liz is clearly the youngest on the ship
UGH SOMEONE GIVE HIM JEANS AND A T-SHIRT DAVE WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU
no.
2016-07-30T00:57:48.000Z
liz is 10 and many people are going to jail for child endangerment
i mean i can just say she celebrated her 19th bday alone
no.
2016-07-30T00:58:00.000Z
no??????
no.
2016-07-30T00:58:04.000Z
DONT YOU DARE???????
no.
2016-07-30T00:58:23.000Z
let adelina do something nice for her at least?!?!?!
lone jail birthday = worst birthday
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:58:32.000Z
DUDE ARE WE SHITTALKING JUDAR'S CLPTHES SOMEONE CHANGE THEN
WITCH.
2016-07-30T00:58:39.000Z
MAKE HIM DRESS GOOD
no.
2016-07-30T00:58:45.000Z
clover should give judar her clothes
elizabeth let her make you a fucking cake
no.
2016-07-30T00:58:49.000Z
let him be pretty in pink
please give judar street clothes for tomorrow's trial
please give judar street walker clothes for tomorrow's trial
BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR LIZ
something spangly with pasties
no.
2016-07-30T00:59:32.000Z
liz is getting a proper birthday whether she likes it or not
arumat would've wanted it that way
liz's birthday present is all her friends dying
no.
2016-07-30T00:59:53.000Z
didnt that happen already
isn't that like a Tuesday for her
no.
was 2016-07-30T00:59:58.000Z
her birthday on week 6
marinette's family runs a bakery so she could help
or I guess a Friday specificallt
I DEMAND IT
all her remaining 2 friends
i mean if dave gave him clothes he would wear them???
HE'S ONLY WEARING A STUPID BELLYDANCER OUTFIT BECAUSE HE GOT TRICKED INTO THINKING IT WAS COOL
judar will not fit in clover's clothes but she has covered him in pink accessories at least once
literally everything about his fashion sense is because someone fucking lied to him and he bought it
someone give him a fursuit
sinbad told him when he was a kid that exotic clothes would make him lucky in love and that's why he wears those fucking clothes
no.
2016-07-30T01:02:31.000Z
judar...
WITCH.
2016-07-30T01:02:34.000Z
judar is our new defurnder
can we get a new plurk to discuss judar's unfortunate decisions this one is getting hard to load for me
no.
2016-07-30T01:03:39.000Z
new plurk please! i cant even close this one anymore or else it wont reopen
won't help his personality tho
WITCH.
2016-07-30T01:03:54.000Z
no what makes judar unlucky in love is his personality
WITCH.
2016-07-30T01:04:03.000Z
clothing cant help that sadly