i'm READY
the suspects list holy shit
[ space jam voice ] y'all ready for this
Count another adult dead.
YALL TALKING YESTERDAY ABOUT HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF LUKE/GRELL WERE ON THE SUSPECTS LIST
someone set things on fire, it was definitely luke
THAT SUSPECT LIST WTF.
yeah??? not even one stupid teen?
i guess adam is a stupid teen in my heart
and lose all our adults in one fell swoop
mira was laughing last night at me, ty
because she was like "i had to be quiet when we were talking about the suspect list" i cackled
does someone have a popcorn gif?
neither of you had any idea i love it
No lie I was also like trying to be quiet for the last couple of days
all of these suspects hurt wth
This trial is going to slay me I already know it
hahha yeah i knew alli and i were both suspects but fuck me
the matching icons pleases me
luke is the smartest teen probably let him live
luke is such a smart teen
since luke is a suspect all the teens are going to have to take up
God. I cannot BELIEVE....
i always try to pick dramatic ones ao
of setting things on fire for SCIENCE
luke is the only one good enough
he doesnt need the pity water
they however will probably need the pity water
let them accidentally publicly murder everyone
i like how dorian looks dramatic in his but what he's actually doing is pulling books from shelves and throwing them over his shoulder
by setting the conference room on fire
that's what he's doing all trial
next week trial "the entire ship
cause of death: probably immolation from everyone acting stupid"
he's pulling out the mpreg book from the evidence shelves
explain this to me? coco?
butt! butt! butt!!!! butt!!!!!!
i keep forgetting that no one can stop me
cappy and coco always stop me. but this time they cant
!!!!!
QUESTION what time would the body discovery alarm go off
8? since it wasn't on the investigation post
the discovery announcement?
yeah the WE FOUND A DEAD BODY one
not just alice being like RISE AND SHINE
the top level for that one didn't have a concrete time
so i just went with 8:30 am
yeah i dont remember seeing that one in the investigation
i'm just trying to write an alibi and see when grell actually woke up
i think you guys fucked up on the victim
(im so mad over the suspect list)
Fuck me. I'm mobile for the next half hour and then I'll jump in to be slayed
im gonna slide into your dms and yell at you ty
this is revenge for the buddy system
I love how the buddy system backfired so fucking hard....
IT WAS ONLY UP FOR A WEEK!!!
I'm leaving. I'm personally victimized by the suspect list and I am LEAVING and also driving I'll be back soon o7
im honestly still laughing like anyone talking ot me about the suspect list this week was like NONE OF YOU ARE PREPARED? FOR THIS?
it's good. i love all of you
the true betrayal from xander
im glad we're going to be in pain all weekend long
you guys do all the work honestly i just sit back and enjoy
the buddy system FUCKED UP
the buddy system BACKFIRED SO MUCH
it wasnt even up for a full week and
the buddy system is doing its best
THE BUDDY SYSTEM WAS A MISTAKE
it tried so hard
THE BUDDY SYSTEM IS TRYING ITS HARDEST
the real victim this week is the buddy systems feelings?
good intentions, road to hell, etc
im glad absolutely nothing good has come of the buddy system
thats true but its still trying its hardest
ITS HARDEST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH
its hardest sucks
i slam down my alibi and header because i've been so READY for this
finally it's time to be a suspect
i know haha i'm so excited
i haven't been a suspect before
welcome to the hot seat everyone
there is only pain and suffering
until everyone picks on judar for his hair and outfit
then everyone forgets whats going on and focuses on that, which, to be fair, is pretty stupid
sorry jason you're going to have to try harder
jason WOULD know about the hot seat
jason is more than happy to give everyone a turn in the hot seat
it a set that is hot or is that metaphorical
metaphorical but who knows if the conference room chairs have like
come on alice splurge a little on heated pads
and people meeting up with people and like
IF ALL THE SUSPECTS INTERACTED, IM GONNA DIE
wtf i open this plurk and everyone is insulting judar!!!
all the suspects except grell apparently
this is actually a four person murder
i was writing her alibi and i was like why did she not interact with people on death day you fool
murdermom makes bad murder day decisions
ok how many people actually just opened their door and went back inside to sleep at the alarm
implying judar even got as far as opening the door
judar honestly strikes me as the sort to like
the world ends and judar is just sleeping
i'm not saying this definitely hasn't happened in canon
oh the secrets on the datapads are private btw! they work like the voting screen
where only the owner can see it
we're not making it that easy for you
TOO LATE TO CHANGE MY TAG but i guess they can all figure that out icly
what if someone willingly wanted to show someone else? i was kind of hoping the secrets would stay on the datapad after the trial
DO YOU WANT ME TO DELETE KYUU
THEY CAN FIND THIS OUT ICLY
GOTTA TAKE PEOPLE'S WORD FOR IT
ugh sorry i'm almost home
ForestTemple the secrets will stay locked private all this week! this is because we want to make it fair since we don't want suspects to automatically avoid suspicion by willingly showing theirs
but next week, all secrets will be made public!
im glad this trial is a prelude to more pain
secret reveals are gonna be Something
omg I look forward to the chaos of next week then
maybe more people will join allen in the graveyard next week
I was napping and checked my phone to this I'm out im going back to bed
I MEAN ITS TOO LATE IM AWAKE NOW
should have slept in more this is too much
i'll suspect top level soon just have to check with alli on something
time to bring a chainsaw in the room
i cant believe jason is illiterate
its true...he actually pretends to read boring books to look smarter
"thats my secret. im always illiterate"
who's going to point out that bull can't pick up a scythe with his big meaty claws-- [shot]
_ayato i hope you dont mind adrien taking over motive asking duty i dont have real questions
whispers i got away with not showing how dumb i am in trial for so long now everyone will know
you can just magical girl transform in public
she has to dive behind a bench or something so no one can ever see
sorry i'm not skipping the furries it's just taking me longer to write those answers
i had to go look up dorian's dumb application because i can't remember his dumb spells
ok!! you never know maybe people would be more likely to tell the small pure anyway!! (no)
also marinette's going to mom dorian i hope ur prepared siz
i cant believe the small teens are the real parents
ALSO MODS two questions!! what type of clay shaping wire is there in the art room and what does the fire resistant suit look like...???
like is it the type that conceals your face quite nicely or
because there are apparently A LOT OF VARIATIONS OF WIRE and a LOT OF TYPES OF SUIT thanks for nothing google
the truth comes out the french kids are the real mom and dad
question does Grell's scythe look like a chainsaw or
it legit looks like a giant chainsaw
it's a clay cutting wire!
so it looks like this
the suit would conceal your face, yes
the fire resistent suit looks like a dinosaur kigurumi
...yes let's go with that
THE GUY NEXT TO HER HAS A LAWNMOWER
HER SUPERIOR HAS SOME BIZARRE PRUNING SHEARS CONTRAPTION
DOES THE OTHER GUY HAVE A LAWNMOVER
yeah and he killed zombies with it
apparently all the reapers are excellent at gardening
look at all their gardening tools
you see the real reason grell cares about the garden
anime
the anime had an ova with commercials in it and
in it the reapers were gardeners
we don't talk about the real anime
they made a commercial about their gardening skills
is it possible to compare all the weapons to the cuts in arumat's room?
feel free to compare adam's deadly hand lotion
everyone go cut some beds in half
it's fine we have so many dead people there are more than enough unused beds
that is exactly what Marinette's going to do with Bull's axe tbh
time to ask for backbiter and the death scythe
shit wait i want the death scythe PICK ME LET ADRIEN HAVE A CHAINSAW
he can turn into a catboy and be able to yes
he has to catboy in front of her before i say yes
i was going to say let clover test the axe but she might not give it back this time. that's a real risk
do it so i don't have to ladrien
marinette learned her lesson last time no axes for clover
he will absolutely transform in front of everyone
oh fyi before you guys do any weapons testing
im lying he'll dive behind a table
i'm trying to write up dorian's spells but
clover definitely tries marinette's just like not again
he has a blade on his staff
i guess i now have a habit
thats less fun someone else can grab dorian's weapon
though if they didn't notice it he'd fess up anyway
i want the death scythe !!!
i'll take dorian and iron bull's
chat noir with a chainsaw is probably ladybug's nightmare tbh
yeah she might confiscate then and then she'll have everyone's weapons
jk if anyone else wants to get in on this feel free
the best thing is it's canon that grell has a chainsaw because she thinks the traditional scythe is old fashioned
clearly all the teens need to grab a weapon and go to arumat's room
whoever loses rock paper scissors has to get adam's lotion
imagining the parade of children
two of them in full furry
carrying all these large weapons
where's addie she needs to get in on this judgment
is there a weapon clover can get tbh she's always here for wanton destruction
also jessie asking how long luke and adam have been banging
this trial sure is going to be something
jessie really cuts to the heart of the matter
clover can probably kill someone with hand lotion
shes the only one cognizant that shes in a shipping game
clover killing someone with adam's hand lotion would be the best full circle of "stop having weapons" "meet me in the pit" tbh
WAIT SHIT DIBS ON CUTTING A BED IN HALF WITH ARUMAT'S SCYTHE
HE SHOWED HER HOW TO USE IT DIBS DIBS DIBS
you guys don't realize that the hand lotion is the deadliest weapon
maybe thats how arumat slipped and fell in the shower
ladybug's supervising you young lady
why are we talking about lotion
points at eyes points at clover
we're testing the weapons
also lmk if I need to pop in elsewhere, I'm catching up finally
slams into this plurk what is even happening other than apparently moisturization routines
i might top level talking about evidence if anyone has any theories so far?
this trial sure is going to be a circus
I can top level about testing out weapons? Is that cool?
CAN WE DO IT MODS CAN WE SLICE ALL THE SHITS UP
i'm on mobile and can't see what i was pinged for
i will have clover ask for the scythe because presumably it's with the evidence if we're going on a destruction party
the robots are gonna have to fight her to get it back
destruction party everyone test a different weapon this is Necessary
LETS PLEASE SLICE THINGS UP
the teens are testing weapons adelina should test idk backbiter
time to ask for a lot of beds
i called dibs on grell's scythe
yeah adelina should totally test out luke's sword
judge Dorian, it's incredibly important
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH BACKBITER HE REALLY DOESNT WANT ADELINA TO HURT HERSELF....
oh and cutting shit up I GUESS but let's keep our priorities straight here
look she knows how to use swords she's a trained professional (???)
yes haha you can top level with weapons testing
We can used a deceased person's bed, yeah?
or just wreck arumat's bed some more
TIME TO GO ASK GRELL FOR SCYTHE BORROWING
yall are missing jack desecrating arumat's body btw
to run his finger sensually
i'm reading this thread and crying
i cant believe mpreg is real
take that space jacket off reaaaaaal slowly
new beds probably? we want to test them compared to arumat's bed
we all knew jack was kinky but not that kinky
yeah new beds would probably be for the best
opening this plurk was amistake
STILL SHAPED LIKE A CHAINSAW
BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOLER???
[ looks at the thread with jack ]
i mean. canon has a guy with a traditional scythe and then like skeleton jesus attached to it
someone add it to the ship chart
jack is continuing hte proud tradition of disrespectingt he dead???
i absolutely agree it looks cooler
but i posted medbay findings. i'm on my way home
i like that out of the mess
we've gone back to cradle's shipping roots
either we ship or we mpreg its either or
hey mods can i assume alice said yes to beds
we're giving the children weapons and we have new ships
sorry i took so long i was being stuipd
grell's and arumat's are the only ones not in love hotels
I'm dropping the game right now
grell wants to go actually lie on her bed
i tried to find a sexy tree bed for adam but i couldn't
I can't stop crying holy shit
thanks.......alice........
GRELLS IS SO CLASSY AD NICE
highly disappointed in the lack of sexy tree beds
shit I'm losing it at the shell bed
everyone get on her level
look dorian is lucky he gets the hello kitty love hotel bed
for grelli typed in fancy red victorian bed
why do we permit each other to mod tbh
can luke slice his own bed because fuck that noise
if jason had been a suspect
(actually love hotel room ^^^^^ )
sorry guys we're putting jason as a suspect up right now
NO??????????????????????????
that is my dream love hotel tbh
machias is like seriously upset that arumat is deda but
i hope they have bat dildos
now we need a meme for everyone's love hotel beds
yeah i'm pretty sure 12 volumes is not enough
oh good machias gets to destroy evidence again
it does seem like a pretty low number doesn't it
please we're going to need
found in the mpreg compendium
machias is taking them all to the incinerator
oh my god you guys didn't know about the batman love hotel room...i'm so glad i could share
one volume is dedicated just to historical depictions of mpreg
jessie's love hotel bed would be a digimon one because she's not even allowed to catch pikachu in her sheets
filled with sonadow and naruto/sasuke art
okay shit i need to ask grell for her chainsaw and furry myself i forgot
we need to read it we need to read it aloud
PLEASE PUT SONADOW IN THE GAME
i wish i wasnt at work so i could write up mpreg myself
shadow sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the ultimate in mpreg ships
CAN GRELL SAY NO TO A CUTE CAT ASKING FOR HER CHAINSAW TBH
she's going to tell him something that sounds super dramatic but is true and if he promises then she will lend it
my dream in life is real chat noir will get a chainsaw
let's just get all the mpreg books together
roxy can read them for funsies
machias will just try to burn them
waggle an eyebrow at this ic
this trial is going so well
arboks are a girl's best friend, so they say
guess thers more than 2 furries on hte ship
ok so who's sex life have we not gone after onboard yet
because i'm pretty sure we've hit like
i love how we're all focused on the mpreg
xcuse u the plural of arbok is arbok
i cant believe we're gonna scapegoat someone for mpreg
it's what this ship of sin deserves
first we need to burn the mpreg
we can't burn it it's important earth knowledge
who's going to ask alice about the mpreg
i need an excuse to bust out the bad fic
im putting up a top level to discuss evidence
so someone else must take this sacred duty
i am not making the cat do this
machias is literally going to go to the archives
and leave them near the incinerator
machias accidentally the mpreg
I REALLY WILL DO THIS laughs
im gonna go out for food so i'll throw adrien's death scythe chainsaw test up real quick so we have the result
evidence talk
sadly they only have volume 12 its an incomplete set
they're rare books you see
someone please do a live reading
giving you guys 12 volumes of mpreg
i mean to be fair i could
YOU GUYS TURNED MY PLURK INTO 1K COMMENTS ABOUT MPREG
i didnt realize itw as your plurk
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT ONE VOULME OF MPREG BUT I GOT OVERRULED
i'll just have machias go down
i cant believe this is real
AND BURN THEM BEFORE anyone can read the rest
obama is the most famous case of mpreg
why is obama involved, cradle 2k16
this trial is going splendidly as you can see
i cant believe machias is going on the suspect list for this
i'm having so much fun with grell this is the best conversation
overdramatic redheads over here
he smashed a dildo now he must burn fifty shades of mpreg!!!
i like the weapons test split between adelina and marinette carefully getting their shit done and adrien and clover being horrifying forces of nature we've given dangerous scythes to
LISTEN??? THERE IS A REASON HE GETS A STAFF?
the first thing he does after learning he has a power that can DESTROY ANYTHING is attempt to test it out on the enemy
adrien 10 minutes into superheroing narrowly misses murdering someone to death
in his defense it was a giant rock monster???
he's being careful though he'd never damage grell's weapon!!!!
it's ok the scythe will cut
why would you let him have this
adrien and clover are never giving these back
i mean he will he is a nice cat
and cant. wear the suit forever so he couldnt hold it forever probably
ARE WE ACTUALLY TESTING THE WATER THING.............because im laughing
i cant believe jason todd has suggested two stupid tests in one fell swoop
please set him on fire.....
i mean the downside to sending judar is
he's going to set the furries on fire while luke and grell arent looking
he actually going to pay attention
tbf i was going to have jack suggest it but you beat me
and the water will wake him up
or is he just going to sleep through it and have no idea at all when the water starts dripping
annoy the shit out of him
LET HIM SLEEP UNDER THE WATER
water dripping into his eye
you think he can't sleep through that
he's just going to roll over
avoid the water and go back to sleep
wake up an hour later like...why am i down here again i forgot
get dave and judar to do their kiss the girl act while waiting for the water
wait who're we drowning and lighting on fire
who AREN'T we drowning and lighting on fire
judar volunteered for drowning BUT WE NEED A BABYSITTER
and jason is going to set adrien on fire
I can't believe the week we're lighting things on fire I'm playinga s suspect
also, do we want a toplevel with weapons test results or should I just reply to the weapons toplevel
I'd offer roxy as a babysitter but she'd just be like lmao do it
nothing's stopping luke from lighting more things on fire
I'd say light luke on fire but suspect
"aren't you a suspect why are you doing this" "I DONT NEED YOUR PITY WATER" "that's not"
luke will absolutely light things on fire if adrien gets hurt because if adrien gets hurt frankenstein will kill him himself???
"hey what if we light adrien on fire" and luke feels a chill
immediately just throws adrien under the table
"IF YOU CANT FIND HIM YOU CANT LIGHT HIM ON FIRE"
that said I personally am all for lighting chat noir on fire
time to find marinette then
jason he's going to light YOU on fire
o i'm here what's happening who's on fire
and the adults are going to kill jason
did we want a weapons test result toplevel btw!! should I just respond to the toplevel
i think it'd be good to do both??
or toplevel so everyone can DISCUSS
go ahead if you wanna, Courtney!!
ALSO is someone going to babysit judar for the water test
TOPLEVEL FOR DISCUSSION THEN ONE MINUTE
i just got a moment at work whats happening
furries are fighting over who gets to be on fire
jason is going to be murdered by the adults
and we need a babysitter for judar
so arumat cut his own bed huh
that he was banged to death
HOW DO YOU ALL MANAGE TO MAKE EVERY TRIAL A CIRCUS. I LOVE IT? I WISH I COULD READ IN FULL... AAAH!!
also just checking, but mods, is there anything else for the body? i'd like to make a toplevel with the strangulation thing at least but I want to make sure i'm not missing anything else!
i think i mentioned that in the investigation post
but we forgot to put it on the autopsy haha
i cant believe jason todd is about to babysit judar
no but who's going to do fire tests and who's going with judar because he can't be in both places at once i think??? unless we do fire tests before the water test i guess
you mean that jason is a baby and he will sit on judar?
im not going to confirm or deny that
#letcloverkeepthescythe judar is a great friend
clover should go babysit him
save the rest of the ship
if you want fire tests dorian will go fire test
but i think we really should get a dummy...his fire spell is p intense
YEAH we should test on the dummy first
jason will ask for the suit, card and dummy unless you want dorian to do that?
work those charms on alice
why would you deprive us of jason sitting on judar and preventing him from running away tho
they come back hours later with water results and perfect pink manicures
their manicures will be perfect
but dorian don't you want to set children on fire
are we setting kids on fire
no but is clover really going with judar? i need to know who will be where so we can start asking alice for things
alternate dorian sets all the children on fire
TOO MANY STUPID TESTS HAPPENING AT ONCE
lmao i mean i'll send judar out alone
the robots would force him back into the room after a couple hours anyway
i guess if the water isn't leaking by then we can at least be like
it took x hours for the robots to get tired of this shit
maybe let judar nap and then check on it every 30 minutes?
if the mods are okay with us doing this anyway
well you'll see it but-- syringe marks on the body?
clover will perform semi-hourly judar checks if necessary lmao but she wants to stick around if for no other reason than to cut more things with the scythe
the robots will drag judar away after a while apparently, so we might just let him nap there until he's dragged away
if the ceiling isn't leaking by then then we can do hourly checks
no syringe marks on arumat!
i asked for the dummy, suit and keycard so i guess we might get the fire testing rolling soon
time to set jason on fire
ALSO how many hours would someone be allowed outside before the robots drag them back......and how should we do the leak test? do we make a top level for it or??
i just want to go for the full stupid this trial lbr
yes lets set jason on fire
im going to get dinner someone better be on fire by the time i get back
also are we doing room searches this trial or...
burning mpreg and table flipping is not enough
so much is happening at once
they'd be allowed out for 2 hrs max and only if there's a good reason and they don't do anything suspicious
does waiting for the ceiling to leak count as a good reason LMAO
yeah should we do room searches...
and the keycard might be involved so
im so happy @ clover and the scythe thing... you d o not even know...
i didn't start it this week bc im a suspect
i already top leveled so if someone wants to bring it up?
if some of the suspects want to go on a field trip to fight each other and talk about fighting prowess would alice let them go to the gym
im awful at google docs though if someone wants to do the ooc list of searches so i can link it
i can make a gdoc! give me a sec
im sorry bull wont bang someone to death in public
siz is the gdoc expert tbh
i have the template in my recents!
you'll have to ask him in private
hahahaha no im really not
you have templates that's
do we need to search arumat's room this time tho
I'M GLAD YOU'RE AS HAPPY ABOUT THE SCYTHE AS I AM LUM
i mean i guess we should because
it's possible something was missed
oh i thought addie was going to do it
I DID NOT SEE THAT i can delete
kini if you want to do it that's cool with me! i don't have a strong pref
roxy already tagged it, haha.
oh whoops I CAN DELETE IF WE'RE DELETING
i was going to have machias take arumat's room if that's okay
NO IT'S OKAY let's just get them done
google docs is a pain on mobile but can clover join machias if we're ok with that running kind of slow because. mobile
so he was probably dead before 6am i think?
should we have arbok watch for water
we're having someone check every 30 mins i think
since we can't stay outside for more than two hours
HELLO I AM BACK WHAT DID I MISS
except no one letting me be set on fire wtf
thats so much more boring set me on fire >:c
and jason and clover might be breaking someone's bathroom
can't wait for the pipe to burst and for them to get fucking soaked because they have no dignity ever
who's pipe do you want them to break
kazuma's or some other dead culprit?
my internet is shit and idk if it's saving the edit i made to the room search doc, can i snag a spot for luke's room?
i guess you could bust up fumi's since she's in the same unit as arumat
yeah but does fumi's ghost deserve that
next week everyone left in that unit dies from black mold
speaking of my internet being awful though can we get a new plurk
i can't load this one well anymore
it takes 11-12 hours for the ceiling to leak
ARUMAT WAS DEAD FOR A VERY LONG TIME
dang that's. wow. maybe 6am wasn't too early.
i cant believe something came out of this stupid test
if jason suggests kazuma she will be down for destroying kazuma's bathroom and also maybe the rest of the room while she's there and armed
ill edit my comment to suggest kazuma's room
can you have alice ask for permission because i dont want to keep spamming the mod account
also do we need extras for room searches?
i can throw jason in there too
if no one else jumps in i can push fiona into grell or bull's room
oh do you guys need room searches peeps
ive been gone!! no one told me!!!!
listen im just very disappointed today
HE CAN STILL BE SET ON FIRE
im waiting to know if we can have the suit, card and a dummy
shhhh jason will do it while no one is looking
i considered going in grell's room because he looked that first time she was a culprit but then realized
bull's room will be full of dorian deets
teenage vs the sexcapades
oh, i'm so slow today, is there still room for room searches?
god theyve already been doxxed once!!!!!!!!
okay cool, I will flip a coin
ugh i should've picked totty
you can have totty still if that's fine with everyone
i can put jason anywhere else
jason come with adrien to the sexcapades
time for terrible big bro to terrorize adrien instead
we need all hands on deck at this point anyway.....we're down to like 24 characters
and 5 of them are suspects so
and accomplices might have been a thing here
17 of us can search rooms and thats it
i can hit up dorian's with roxy if no one else wants to?
we still need two for grell though
also do you guys need mod tags anywhere? sorry it's getting pretty hard to keep track
jason asked for stuff for fire tests in alice's top level!
ill get you a link real quick
oh i am good for whatever
but yeah I am fine to mateswap
alright! time for the fabulous jessie totty mash up
we still need 1 more for roxy's room and two for grell's!
so if anyone is around and looking for a place to jump in
rolls back here ah roomsearch time
that is a pretty big honor
kyuu do you wanna just destroy kazuma's room in that same thread
could we have a new plurk
yes
also this plurk is like almost a thousand comments long
also yes to new plurk too
god i need to stop saying like
i'll put up a fire test top level after we're done with room searches if that's okay?
dont want to overwhelm anyone
since there's a lot happening
i'll throw up a new plurk
are soospects doing their own sub-level for room searches this time
gross coco just said she'd throw up