Fishy aroma new trial plurk
finally i can see
so fresh and new
we still need people for grell's room!
and one more for dorian
if anyone is around and not a suspect now's the time to jump in
there are only like 17 characters available rn so not a lot
suddenly i see (suddenly i see) this is what i want to be
i can stick judar with roxy!
so we need two for grell
or people will have to double up
we're almost at that point where doubling up is going to become necessary
gotta love when almost everyone is dead
also can the datapads play music or is that just the tablets
like if someone wanted to play music
to maybe
doxx someone else
i remember hancock's striptease so i think yes but??
comment
alice should play the motto theme wherever jason goes so he thinks jessie is around every corner
im trying to see who's online who could help who might've just missed it
doxx everyone
commentin
i see i scared away everyone from grell's room
if no one else can do it we can just double up?
look machias will just tear that one apart too if we don't shove two people in
if no one steps up in 15 mins i can send in yun
yuno...
i just got home LMAO
i was like THERE'S GOTTA BE OTHER PEOPLE RIGHT and then realized theres 7 people who arent doing room searches and 2 of them are mod characters
[sweats]
if you tear apart grell's room we're having a public murder
all the other ones are suspects
leave it tidy
fight me mom 
WE'RE AT THAT POINT
SHE WILL
LMAO SHIT
bring it on
xander please send in yuno she can see grell'
s drawer full of ic letters
sweats
hmm aspertia are you around?
yes!
room searches are happening and we need people! ^^
just tell me where to go 
go tear up grell's room, minako
it's p. much grell's yea
please take my silence in this trial as minako seething in angered grief
cradleproject | WEEK 8 - Trial billiam room search
are we doing them in that same top level?
okay...guys...i have a question and i've been meaning to ask it for a while but it's embarrassing
what is...doxxing............
may as well
oh!!
i tried googling it once and couldn't figure out what it meant in rp context haha
or maybe I tried to and then clicked to tumblr
i can't remember
it's to release private info on the internet but
in this context its just to
cradleproject | WEEK 8 - Trial dorian room search
haha its just like releasing someones private information
do you guys remember communismkills
oh myg o d
yes
the origin story of the popularization of doxx
...oh my god I've been confusing it with ddosing
that's why it made no sense to me
hahahaklds
yeah in rp context oocly its more VERY RUDE but icly its you know embarrassing someone with private stuff
rainbowlasers: do you want adrien to go first in bull's room or should jason go first?
kini you go ahead and go first I've gotta start closing up the store!!
um i dont mind either way but does jason still walk into walls because
then he should absolutely go first
so adrien can mock him
all right! i've got to wrap up a room too so we can take our time
excuse you he is getting BETTER
so thats a yes
Sippycup do u wanna tag into luke's first or should i
I'll be back to do that and trash kazuma's room in a bit
mercurialfelines feel free to go first since roxy was the one who icly volunteered!
judar's just following hoping he can sneak in another nap
did so! and ngl roxy would probably not stop him from napping
BIG MEATY CLAWS 2.0
he just wants to scope dorians rad magic
and also check out what he uses as eyeliner
they should trade tips
HAHA OKAY SORRY i was finishing dinner, is yuno needed or nah?
yes yuno is
please
LMFAO
nah she's there
mira really wants those letters found
i tagged in!
OKAY thank ya
no i just want to describe grell's room a lot
mira has a whole gdoc describing grell's room
waiting for this moment
jesus
NO
I'M NOT CHRISTY
HAHAHAHA
no she does
im positive
i love "im not christy" because we all know its true
yeah no judar is def in this for the magic and eyeliner
becoming: go ahead
we have to bully christy every trial in rhys's stead
squee does a good job even with being dead apparently at least
also
i keep laughing at jessie and totty's motto holy shit
i really hope someone was close enough to hear it, it was beautiful
i cant believe
jessie has finally found her motto partner
her second motto partner...jason will always be her first
jason renounces the title
jason's motto is "no"
yes
also kyuu im sorry all my tags to jason since aliengate are eye jokes
i mean im not really sorry but
HAHAHA
Y"ALL RUDE
i say but i have a google doc describing jack's room so 
you're also correct
you're also correct
SEE
I'M NOT CHRISTY
i just... like being organized................ ok
christy.......
im not even surprised
i saw that 39 page gdoc
IT WAS NOT 39 PAGES
YELLS
now granted anything more than like
volkor 3:16
is
probably a bit much
but still
christy
im sorry
ok i'm being doxxed so i'm going to get my receipts
hold up
now im just going up
75 pages
it's 10
its pages and pages describing exactly what jacks room smells like
ok!!! 10!!!
oh my god
WAIT NO THIS ISN'T JACK'S ROOM
LAUGSH
FUCK
TOO LATE
HIS ROOM IS JUST LIKE A PARAGRAPH
(sandalwood, scotch and a little blood)
YOU SAID TEN
ITS TEN
AAAAAA
TEN PAGES ON JACK'S ROOM
ten pages on jack's room im laughing
NO OH MY GOD IT'S JUST A PARAGRAPH
christy played herself
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY GOOGLE DOXX
I WAS, I DUNNO WHAT THEY WERE
TOO LATE WE ALL THINK TEN PAGES
IT'S NOT TEN PAGES ON JACK'S ROOM
i was talking about that fifty page long summary of plot from that murdergame
yes, that
YEAH THAT ONE
LAUGHS
fifty five pages
everyone should look at that document and understand
i mean i can't explain it
it just happened
man every murdergame I start gdocs for the early cases to be fancy but very quickly am like. nah. this too much work. I'm not christy.
#imnotchristy, the murdergame tag
that's fair
yeah pssh, i dont even do gdocs at all
christy how
lum i saw your gdocs last game
i forgot about that
LMAO THAT GDOCS WILL ALWAYS BE HILARIOUS TO ME
you guys don't even understand
shh
I WILL DOXX ALL OF YOU
i mean i have more
christy, no.
i have doxx for every murdergame but vices
bc break was blind
so there was no point
HAHAHA
like, we were keeping track of private convos, so we knew sebastian was narrowing down who the DKs were
LMFDS
LMFAO
i love this story but it also makes me 
and so when christy came to us like 'oh i have a theory can i share it' we were like oh yeah this'll be cool i bet she's written like a couple of paragraphs or something
and
it's a fucking thesis report
with charts
and footnotes
ugh I'm falling asleep, is it alright if Totty finishes the room search solo or am I needed 
AND SHE GOT IT 100% RIGHT
SHE EVEN GOT THE FUCKING DEAD DKS RIGHT
i wasnt even in that game and that story inspires me to laugh my ass off everytime
that's so beautiful we should all aspire to that level of legit
also jack isnt blind does he have a gdoc
does he have Theories and are they all "i am going to strangle everyone here"
i mean i can't lie he definitely has a ranking for people that he wants to kill
it's an actual list
.... okay i want that one
oh my god
we need to see this list
someone just take jack's gun away from him
jack likes lists it's canon
snorts
also this is the dreamsland one but i could not tell you what the colors meant anymore
christy please chill you are making the rest of us look bad
oh my god
it's like a cr chart but instead of cr it's mystery
actually the worst one is a fate/shit murdergame i had an idea for but decided not to run but
i made mathematical formulas to calculate wins/losses based on servant stats
i still have it even though it'll never go anywhere
i couldn't delete my shame
omfg
christy what the fuck is that dreamsland one
YOU WERE MAFIA WHY DID YOU EVEN NEED A CHART
i had to find the people i needed to kill
and then the people you needed to kill just UP AND CONFESSED ANYWAY
yea
CHRISTY
im glad that adrien finally found .......my joke note........
i cant believe
the joke note
so mad
listen
i came here for sexy deets and i got trolled
im eating late dinner and trying not to choke
WEEKS ago when bull was a suspect i was like
bulls gonna put a note in some hard to reach place thats just like
I REMEMBER CHRISTY'S PLOT DOC i can't believe
"congrats on a good job room searching"
th a nks
BULL HAHAHA
and adrien looked under the mattress
I'll be another half hour before I can go search arumat's room and destroy kazuma's sorry!!! errands happened
listen
always
check
the mattress
and i was like this is my time to shine
not that my character totally hid things in their mattress but
oh my god
just saying it might be a good idea
time to check jack's room
and flip the mattress
oh not jack it was sebastian
but you can LMFAO
oh my god
sebastian hid a jar full of super potent poison in his mattress
HAHAHAHAHA
see i was like
whats a good place to hid shit that people arent typically checking
yep
I ALWAYS CHECK THE MATTRESS I TRUST NONE OF YOU FUCKS???
i'm so glad for bull holy shit
good
bull doesnt use it for anything useful
he just used it to troll a furry
i'm glad
adrien's life is so
so hard
also its been 2 weeks and no one has needed the super sniffer yet will adrien get away with just not telling
ever
he hasnt even told marinette because he doesnt want to get scolded tbh
sebastian had fucking death traps all over his room didn't he
hahaha
yeah
like
yeah
LMFAO
smol strategist
was
that in craven castle or murder manor?
craven castle!
oh my god
cc
WAS A GOOD TIME
i'm trying to find that because it was
it was something
sebastian "no chill" michaelis
oh my god christy
all this and then he got shot in the ass by Apollo
were we ever going to do the fire test btw
yes i think there's a couple of tests mentioned that haven't been done or the results haven't been top leveled about yet!
kyuu was doing the fire test but we're both being trolled by bull rn
yeah im doing the top level after room searches start getting wrapped up!
since i dont want anyone to feel overwhelmed
but i can make it happen now?
puts a hand on jason and adriens shoulders
have safe sex kids
oh my god
THEY WERE BOTH SO INSISTENT ON FINDING CONDOMS
I HAD TO ADDRESS IT
LOOK
listen
THEY WANT THE DEETS
adrien isnt looking for condoms i am
but he does want the deets
sure he isnt
he doesnt need condoms before marriage!!!!!
LOOK
i mean
i would assume you would absolutely need condoms before marriage
I mean really you need condoms after marriage sometimes too
anyway i guess youve forced my hand
oh my god
time for my dragon age sex ed headcanons
NO????
im ready
actually isn't it canon that qunari have like pretty advanced sex ed
yes
they're way past shitty medieval times
i mentioned
weird animal skin condoms
bull pulls out a condom and dorian's just like 'what the fuck is that'
oh my god
'this is too kinky for me'
listen the teens arent having sex before marriage
im sure they use some sort of horrifying demon-based form of birth control in tevinter though
which is equally unspeakably awful to bull
its called anal sex siz you dont gotta call it demon-based just because it comes from the butt
anyway thanks for joining us on plurk!
i open this plurk
i close this plurk
for cradle project: after dark
im dying
we're all terrible people
anyway im chuckling to myself still at
asking alice for
xxxxxxl trojans
this is like the olympics
too many hot people in one place to do the same thing so gotta give away free branded condoms so there aren't std breakouts
oh my god zia i actually choked
and hang on why are we assuming that bull tops
because he definitely does
howis he pregnant then?
UFCk
SOTO{
are we going ot have another 1k response plurk about mpreg
IT'S NOT DARK ENOUGH OUT TO BE AFTER DARK IT'S LIKE 7PM
its 10 here
yes but all other timezones are a lie
so suck it up!! we're talking medieval sex headcanons and its not going to be pretty
yea est is the only timezone that matters
STRAP IN ITS GOING TO GET MESSY
wait strap-ons are involved too
i cant believe this plurk
time to start the fire test and cleanse ourselves of this sin
well
no in this case no
"in this case" i was KIDDING
OKAY okay i'm home i'm ready to destroy kazuma's room and search arumat's SORRY TO ALL INVOLVED IN THAT
GO GO GO
Why after eight weeks I still get surprised by the content people can do in these trial threads, welp
listen
maybe dorian is pregnant
we don't know
use protection in mpreg ship
a question that is not about mpreg - nata, xander, you can skip me and keep going because the girls are talking and that's all that's in the drawers
all of this talk of mpreg has 
I'm havin a baby and the baby is you [2] The baby is... this stuck in my head
I'm havin a baby and the baby is you [2] The baby is... this stuck in my head
god damn it
remember when we rped the baby is you nata
there was a big post on d_m andeverythign
OH i somehow missed this but
_ayato you don't have to wait on room searches being over to top level with the tests and results!
since that's pretty dependent on who's around
ALRIGHT i think dorian and the ladybug kids were going to participate?
BURN ME
lets burn
some children
yes 
ill start typing up a top level
burn ME
listen paris will be fine if chat noir dies they will celebrate so
clearly
burn the cat
"xxxxl ladybug suit" im crying
does someone else want to top level with the water results meanwhile?
i mean technically you probably wouldn't get them until the day was over but whatever WE CAN HANDWAVE IT or someone could have just...asked alice.....
okay but alice would have sassed us
I GUESS WE CAN LIKE...HANDWAVE IT TO BE A NEAR THE END OF THE DAY TOP LEVEL
if someone wants to top level with the water results tho that would be great
adrien or marinette could do it, if zia and sipp want to top level?
i can do it if you guys need someone
go for it
immediately
whenever a mod has a second!!! we're ruining kazuma's room
let me find the water thread and then type it up
let me get you the link
okay so itd be done around 10pm ... doesnt the trial day usually end before that?
yeah at 9
either way if they started at 10am and its not leaking by 9pm, they know arumat had to be death somewhere between
6pm to 8pm
also question: do the tablets have a translation app?
if im doing the math correctly
tablets or datapads, sipp
which one do you really mean
tablets
and yeah that seems right
i'm sure the datapad doesn't >
the water only started leaking at 8AM btw!
there wouldn't have been any sign of leaking at 6AM
okay so... 7-8pm
for murder o'clock
very small frame of time then
/coughs check your path coughs
i cant believe we flooded arumat's room for this
*check your MATH
OKAY
I DIDNT DO THE MATH OKAY
IF WE ASSUME IT STARTED LEAKING ABOUT 8AM
CAPPY do you know if the tablets have a translation app
AND IT TOOK 11-12 HOURS
depends on what language
still 7pm to 8pm?
its 7-8pm im not wrong?????? im being bullied
greek
nope, you can ask luke tho
rude
cappy why you calling me wrong
zia....
8am -12 is 8pm????? im dying
if it took 11-12 hours wouldnt it be 8pm to 9pm?? 9pm is 11 hours from 8am
yes hahaha
i blame kyuu, immediately
i cant believe zia cant math
listen
its only
my job
it's definitely kyuu's fault yes
LMAO NO I HAD TO ALSO COUNT IT OUT like oh shit am i wrong???
WOW RUDE???
i blame kyuu okay
forever
RUDE
YOU BROUGHT UP 6-8
BUT YEAH feel free to handwave actual time passing and top level with that!
whispers im dying
I FORGOT IT WASN'T LEAKING AT 6 OKAY
and the autopsy says 6am
literally i count money for a living but dont ask me hours apparently
...someone died on Thursday? Wow, somehow that seems almost amazing to me.
also honestly the reason i asked about time earlier was because trial stops before 10pm which is when we would have the results
but adrien can guesstimate he's good at physics he's smart whatever!!!!!!
adrien is better at math than me lbr
haha yeah you can just handwave that they started the water experiment earlier or asked alice
QUESTION is the dummy alice provided cartallen
are we going to continue this joke
part of me wants to say yes
the other part wants to say it's rhys now
oh my god
ITS RHYS NOW
I ACCEPT THIS
alice is holding a grudge
im laughing
OKAY SO WHO'S PARTICIPATING IN THE FIRE TEST
dorian, marinette and adrien?
NEW DUMMY IS RHYS
Power Bottom this is everyone talking about bull and dorian banging
mira is the tin of rouge in grells bathroom lipstick or just
generic kinda rouge makeup
(yuno wants to put it on)
rainbowlasers sizlaria Sippycup are adrien, marinette and dorian participating in the fire test still or are you guys about to conk out? idk what hour it is for yall
i have the top level typed out already im just checking before i post it 
its 11pm im cool with whatever im just
im here!!
typing up this water test result
gimme a bit
ALRIGHT
no hurry im just checking
yes im here
walpurgisnacht: it's old fashioned rouge so it's like 
good for lips and cheeks
yuno......is allowed to put on her makeup it's ok
good.
thank u though
room search turns into yuno playing dressup, grell is ok with this
this is a murder investigation!!!
yuno stole judave
during a murder investigation
somehow, this is even a worse idea than luke dragging the teens to be shot at by a turret
the funniest part of that is luke is a camp counselor
for children their age
iirc
does luke regularly do this to children
fwiw luke also tried killing one of the kids when the kid was 12 so.
luke is fired from being a parent
i cant believe
being brainwashed and being a camp counselor are two conflicts of interest 
luke is an adult
Im so glad firetest is happening
tell me if i missed anything im Dumb and bad at math
wasnt it 7-8?
or am i wrong?
NO WAIT
8-9
DONT
im
YOU START
WITH ME AGAIN
bad at math
HAHAHAHA
LOOK
I WILL LITERALLY FIGHT YOU
IM A SOCIAL WORK MAJOR FOR A REASON
AND NOT AN ACCOUNTANT
>:c
anyway is it... ok...
outside of kyuu's wrong math 
YEAH IT IS
looks good to me!
yay i did a good
was the alarm at 6 am bc of the water?
or should i ask ic
because of the murder actually
maybe not
maybe the alarm is meant to be misleading?
unless arumat died from brain trauma or something else
but his head wasn't bashed in to that point iirc?
hmm, the alarm usually rings when theres a body hanging out somewhere but...
if he was in a room, alice might not have noticed?
someone could ask alice what the alarm is for?
until he's spent over 12 hours in there
in which case the robots would come to take him out
yeah
anyway someone should ask alice
i'm just thinking, if he died thursday night, why did the alarm go off at 6 am? wasn't it usually when there's body discovery?
yeah i was just wondering if it came up oocly before
i think we should ask alice like...what the purpose of the alarm is, what does it indicate and why did it ring at 6am specifically?
Comment for notif
the alarm always goes off on murderday, but the body discovery announcement is different
could've been for over 12 hours without leaving the room?
*was mentioned just above, what is reading comprehension
i dont think alice would have overlooked the special tool being used
theres usually an alarm before body discovery yea
assuming the keycard is the melted item
i think its less about alice and more about when we, icly, would be able to notice a murder?
arumat in his room for less than twelve hours isn't weird
it's partly to let you guys know if someone's already dead
for 12+ hours it is, though
so you can start investigating
we're just questioning times
and partly because we thought waking people up at 6AM would be hilarious
but there's no deeper level to the alarms lmao
ooooh
lmao wow
so alice just alarms it up whenever she wants
so we can freak out over corpses
αqυα ιѕ вαє
was
it as hilarious as you imagined
alice just thinks of the funniest time of day for it i see
o ok
next time aim for 3am so everyone just literally screams
jfc
i thought there might have been some significance as to why it sounded at 6 am
haha well in this case we also wanted people to investigate before the ceiling started leaking
or like, if arumat died thursday, why would it have waited so long to ring
if it's 3 am
yeah thats what i was wondering
so there'd be a firm time to when the ceiling started leaking as opposed to 'maybe it'd been leaking all along'
if that makes sense
i think everyone will collectively put their datapad in the viewport
close it
oooh
go back to bed
its happening again
this is the wine all over again
im laughing
i thought i was onto something
POISON KIT THE ALARM
no i meant
btw do we have any detectivey toys left? or have we blown them all already?
adrien and marinette
I think there's some Luminol left, I'm not sure
are rhys and liz trying to drink the wine all over again
yeah there's luminol left
the batdick still lives
but nothing else
I dunno if we need to fire the batdick this time around :|a
I dunno if we need to fire the batdick this time around :|a
WHOS TALKING SHIT
the suit covers the hands so
no fingerprints
WE'RE ALL TALKING SHIT
i like how dorian is trying to be responsible
while adrien and marinette fight over who gets to be set on fire
dorian you shot an 8 year old in an au timeline
and jason just eggs them on
dont pretend to be responsible
this is true
listen
that was one fucked up 8 year old
au dorian sets them both on fire
i think we can agree
dorian: i can only cast this spell once furries; KEEP ARGUING!!!!
furries want to be set on fire
There are so many AUs with Dorian being an incredible asshole and I find that hilarious
in the au he runs away with shelley
truly this is the darkest timeline
im just @ adrien this is not the time for your issues to come up go to bed you stupid cat
also i guess dorian should just
blast rhys
with fire magic
while the kids are fighting
can't believe au dorian is aggressively heterosexual
that's why it's the darkest au
the darkest timeline: everyone is gay EXCEPT dorian
yes will do
you guys smooch
but can jason tell him how to blast rhys
YEAH
bc he's a suspect
you can comment under where jason slipped the card into rhys's pocket if you want
i cant believe we're murdering rhys again
and jason will direct him from there
ok cool sounds good
jason is always up for murdering rhys
he does have the lightsaber for it
and the tragic war scars
fuck i just realized i had a tab open with water puns and didnt
fucking
use any
oh my god
Aw
make up for it now
I guess you didn't want to make a splash
im laughing so much at the dummy burning thread jesus christ
nah man since when did zia refrain from making waves
this would just be another drop in the bucket
ssfffffff;ss
but in the end i guess we all just have to go with the flow
there goes all of your humour, down the drain
washed away with your eagerness to get these results up
i immediately regret
Im glad for this wave of water puns suddenly
okay the wave one was already done, i sea what you did there but come on
we're practically drowning in them
sorry if it seems fishy zia but Im not great with puns
wow these are all really pour quality
water you gonna do about it
im banning all of you
Too bad. The moderators sunk the fun
*sank
apparently the current topic is too much
i look back here and the mods are raining on our parade
im crying so hard, bless you all ... overflowing with these water puns
OH YEAH before i forget
I'm glad we all dived right in
jason suggested cutting up the suit with arumat's scythe
why?
to see if fireproof is also laser proof or if arumat tried using his scythe with the killer behind him or something?
basically to try and pin down how the altercation happened
okay, makes sense
since its weird the bed and pipes were cut up with the scythe but not the suit
thats a good point
so i guess we'll be cutting up the suit once we're done setting rhys on fire
no.
is
courtney around? since he suggested this to clover specifically
yeah, other than logic there's nothing placing the suit at the scene of the crime, right?
YEAH
ah courtney's afk for a bit!
alright! we can just handwave it or leave it for tomorrow maybe
possibly-- if she gets back sooner i could also let her know. whatever is easiest!
if she gets back sooner let her know, but the day is ending soon so whatever happens first!
o////
hey mods quick question?
dorian saw arumat use his fire magic like...week 3
my guess is bigger based on lum's description but just wanted to check
kyuu, courtney's back btw
POINT ME WHERE TO HACK N SLASH
i'm not canon familiar with star ocean, but i know immolate's pretty big ha
so yeah i think it's bigger? but it's a ground-based attack, right?
yes!
he wouldn't actually be able to like throw fireballs like arumat
werent there scorch marks in arumat's room too or am i misremembering
uhhhh i don't think so
like in canon he's able to toss around regular fireballs but you limited me to 10 spells
nidorina: I TAGGED CLOVER IN OUR THREAD SO YOU CAN TAG THERE WITH SUIT STUFF or you can jump into the fire test thread with the axe later? whichever works
and plain ol' regular fireballs wasn't one
haha yeah i figured! just making sure
ok cool ty
so it's bigger but it's less versatile (wink wonk)
i think there were scorch marks in arumat's walls i think
i remember reading something like that?
I'LL JUMP IN THE FIRE TEST UNLESS THEY'VE BROUGHT THE SUIT TO KAZUMA'S ROOM just so we can take our sweet time wrecking it
let me double check
THEY DIDNT BRING IT AND ITS SAD
FIRE TEST READY TO HACK N SLASH THE SUIT THEN AND IF SO CAN I GET A LINK
we need to set it on fire first
time to get arumat to cast
lets see if it survives the fire spell first and if not we ask for another suit
just all the suits
jason 
jason 
im
im so sorry
jason
look he had to 
... 
jason
shh its ok
do we need to chain
for the third time this post
no????? leave him alone??????????????
don't tell liz??????????????????????????????????
yes
they're off
im going for it
doing the experiment
so you can't
YEAH
he's saved
its ok he won't tell liz if you don't
no one is allowed to tell liz
there my point was made
this trial is awful
lfmdsfsd
i can't believe jason's about to be murdered by bull
this has been
a mistake
cradle has been a mistake
oh my god
OKAY I'M CUTTING THIS CHAIN OFF BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS
(mod voice) originally, cradle was a mistake
how is the dummy being positioned btw
it standing up?
IT'S STANDING
jason propped it against the wall
where's the card btw?
in the pocket iirc
DONT TELL LIZ WHAT
in the same pocket clover found it!
its ok liz
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
NOTHING!!!
you don't need to know
theyre off in another room
liz will never know
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED IM MOBILE
dorian turned another one
JASON TODD WAS JASON TODD
remember when jason todd called that guy who was strangling him "cute"
it happened again
but
worse
wait why does the dummy look like rhys LAUGHS
I MISSED SOMETHING...
because cartallen needs a rest
cartallen is dead and now alice has it out for rhysalien
even alice is team jack
LMAO... alice that's rude rhys did nothing wrong
i vote that all dummies should look like jack
tbh
he deserves it
next dummy should look like jack
we can cut off his hand
be accurate
oh yes perfect
Oh my god JASON???
no jack killed an alien
alice is fine with jack
WHAT THE FUCK THEY HAVENT KISSED YET THATS BULLSHIT STOP TRYING TO DIE
HAHAHAHAHA
next week jason gets killed
bull and liz teamed up to murder him
ALICE...
rhys was innocent here!!!
oh the card is intact
hahah okay hopefully i got immolate's details right
it's been a while since i played dai
i mean sure he was a gross alien monster but
yeah that looks right!
he's like a dumb puppy normally
its ok liz he'll kiss him first to warm him up for you
I'm so upset. Im gonna expect a convo during the slumber party when I get home
SWEATS
lmao
unless you want to handwave that
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR WANTON DESTRUCTION
JUST COMMENT UNDER THE FIRE TEST TOP LEVEL
sub top level for the scythe
keep the destruction all neat and contained
clover can come and witness jason
wrecking his life
no honestly bull will think its HYSTERICAL
no??? LEAVE HIM ALONE
jason is gay 4 dorian
whatever she's given up on assuming jason has dignity
MISTAKES WERE MADE
sorry eh got to the best ass on the ship first 
BoJack Horseman: Suck a Dick Dumb Shits
BoJack Horseman: Suck a Dick Dumb Shits
okay but the real question is does clover get jason to throw the card at her so she can slash it apart in midair for the cool factor but he keeps fucking missing because he has no depth perception
LEAVE HIM ALONE
i think we're gonna try with the card inside the pocket first though?
just to see if the laser somehow melts it inside the suit
IF IT DOESNT MELT THEN I GUESS THEYLL JUST THROW IT AND DESTROY IT FOR FUN
everyone just has to watch these two fucking morons play keycard baseball
with a dead man's scythe
theyre so stupid
hey Luminitrium are you around
What's up?
can i run this by you:
dorian is explaining arumat's fire powers based on that thread from back in the trial he was a suspect
To the best of my <a href="cradleproject | WEEK THREE - Trial>recollection</a>, he rather just tosses them out. They're individual fireballs, but he can cast a good few in rapid succession.
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is
that ok?
Yeah! That's pretty much okay. That's a good descript o/
go go!
ty!
np! ^-^
feel free to keep threading in trial threads though!
are trials ending earlier now?
i thought they ended at 9pm
UNLESS ITS ALWAYS BEEN AT 7PM ON DAY ONE and i should not be looking at things at 1am
its always been 7pm on day one
the copypaste text anyway
I'm glad about parenthood movies
the post says 9pm tho, so we may have a timewarp somewhere
its been 7pm for two months now so i just assumed a copypaste was wrong somewhere
and never... pointed it out
the more you know
because im a nice person
zia did the math to figure out when trials ended
is what happened
okay
fight me
irl
lmao the flavor text on the post was originally 9pm
and then we got the idea to trap everyone in the same room
also???? listen???? you can look at all the trials its always been 7pm in the copypaste and 9pm on the post
and i just never bothered changing it because i'm lazy....whoops
its 9pm on sundays thats. something
LMAO THE MATH DOXX, A+
does all 7 season of gilmore girls count as one parenting movie
what even counts as parenthood movies
im glad we get parenthood movies after being down yet another grownup and also in preparation for secretsgate i.e. the daddy issues flood
all i can think of is that one with adam sandlers
big daddy?
yeah
oh my god
and the one with the rock
and the surprise child
I CAN WIPE MY OWN ASS
etc
ITS AWFUL
fucking big daddy
oh my god
i hate you mods stop #triggering daddy issues
LIZ IS GONNA WATCH MATILDA
AND IM GONNA SCREAM
YES
DO IT
yes gilmore girls is definitely a parenthood movie
you know what else is a parenthood movie
batman and robin
no?????????????????????