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as always, if someone wants to do a summary of day one's findings, that would be great!
comments!! im off to work but ill be around because what is being productive
comments!
should i do a timeline like usual?
or does someone else want to do it this week? i can give you the template
at work as always but I'm watching things, ping me if you need me
a timeline would be great, I tried pulling out the info but my excel-fu is lacking in pretty charts
yes a timeline would be awesome!
if siz is doing a timeline i can do the summary unless someone else wants to!
that sounds great o7
commenting!
comments also
yeah, go for it
Ah, also if Siz is busy for timelines, I am happy to do it given the template, did not mean to just pass the buck, it's early here ;;
Ah, also if Siz is busy for timelines, I am happy to do it given the template, did not mean to just pass the buck, it's early here ;;
i'm not busy!
i just didn't know if i should do it ic since dorian is a suspect
but i think it's fine
its a timeline and everyone can verify it so I think its fine
yeah, that shouldn't be a problem ICly
comments for notifs!
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is
it correct that grell noticed the syringe missing when she was in the med lab from 8-8:30
?
i wanna say that was stated in a comment, yes
oh wait did she notice it missing or did she notice it was there
does someone mind looking for that i can't find it
grell mentioned she didn't notice it was missing but she took bandages
it wasn't missing!
oh ok ty!
It was machias that noticed it missing I think?
it was?
lmao can someone link me to this
i want to be accurate
I hope that helps
when liz goes in but immediately reels back
someone teach me how to investigate pls
★ ᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇʀ
will
paypal 2 dollars
liz being unable to interrogate the suspects is my fav
while we're waiting on timeline and trial summary, is there anything else anyone wants to top level about?
yeah grell didn't notice it missing I think I noted that in the water results?
maybe we should start investigating the evidence that hasn't been touched. did we talk about the planets and the syringe yesterday?
and by planets I mean plants...
We still need to discuss the syringe so I can top level about current theories we have for that?
thanks
may as well get the ball rolling I guess 
Someone should top level to discuss the fire test results too! I can do one or the other
whenever people are around we should put up room search results too right?
for whatever it's worth
god this took forever i'm sorry, how does this look
did i miss anything big? i wasn't sure about putting in any notes on the alibis since siz is working on a timeline that should address that stuff but
you left out the mpreg!!!
but otherwise it looks great haha
looks good!
i think it should be good to note that the person did not take a hit from arumat's scythe
since otherwise they would have been shredded in half pretty easily?
like I said I'm at work but if it comes down to it and you guys rly need someone to top level a thing i can whip out some quick ones
so either arumat was high as hell or someone else was using the scythe!
so just ping me if needed!!!
_ayato oh true, let me add that in
i cant believe we've gone several trials without a strip search
we have evolved
we should definitely have a stip search this time tho
fire was involved so it wouldn't hurt to do so i think
even if the suit was there
I agree everybody get naked
also has anyone checked grell's injury?
like verified it's a cut and not a burn
I DONT WANT IT TO BE GRELL but 
I don't think so
grell's had her cut since like... nightmare week iirc
i think no one has checked, just seen the bandages
time to check all that in strip searches
but pixelheart
WAIT STRIP SEARCHES?? nvm
lmfj
everyone get in their embarrassing undies
can we ask alice to put on
sexy music
yes
just to make it worse
thank you alice
marvin gaye will play
oh my god
gotta complete the love hotel vibe
[hides face in hands]
this is such a good group to get a strip search with tbh
take it off dragon ages
it is
show us what your momma gave you
dorian's time to shine
(his ass' time to shine, that is)
show us that lovingly rendered ass
finally, adult strippers who aren't corpses
do you know how many polygons were sacrificed for that booty
Marvin Gaye - Lets get it on this plays for dorian
goddamnit
god are all our suspects around?
if not we can do strip searches in an hour or two
um are you forgetting hancock zia!!!
wait who's going to be overseeing the strip search
I said who arent corpses
if no one else can i guess
jason and the furries
a zombie is a corpse
can do it again
hancock was really imporant
no
he is a ghoul there is a difference
im here!
a difference!!!
START STRIPPING
taking forever to do this timeline bc the alibis are so complicated lmao
I'm racist to ghouls
but im here
jason would you like to strip him
zia please apologize for your crimes of being harmful to ghouls
jason will never live this down
okay summary and now i'm gonna put up the room search results for luke
oh kyuu can you do room search results I hate double checking on mobile
yeah sure!
give me a second to finish up the syringe top level
and ill put it up
also Jason would doxx bull and Dorian and adrien wouldnt so
oh my god
what are they being doxxed on
"they dont even use condoms so I'm p. sure Dorian is pregnant"
everyone already knows!!!
they didn't even find any kinky shit
iron dorian pavus jr
also belatedly I apologize for nothing
I'm here!
time for adam to strip to marvin gaye
in front of Jason or children that's ur options
just execute him
no he must
also i am serious about alice playing marvin gaye
make this happen
we must honor hancock's memory
pick your poison carefully guys. furries or cyclops
look
I will kill you all
it has to be jason because
he's already been ruined for women
adrien is too young
true
mistakes were made
one day adrien will, too, be ruined for women
im here!!
adrien is already ruined for women he only has one true love he's gross
okay i threw up top level for poison
excellent
though without anything to check it with i think our only poison pro is bull
totty's willing to check if the residue in the syringe tastes like kale tho
time to lick the syringe
god
the plastic is shattered i think?
yeah, I think so too
ALSO gonna put up the room results for bull and should i top level about strip searches?
yeah, go for it
wait just checking why are we strip searching again
i'm sorry i'm catching back up with the plurk
totty please don't lick the syringe you might cut your tongue
because we need to be thorough and we're awful
also since fire and scythes were involved we might as well
nah he'll do it on his finger and then suck that
i think we have legit strip search concerns but I am also probably way off
if there was a fight there should be ... signs esp. if strangulation happened
leave no stone unturned
I can put up strip searching
>:]
Liz omfg
oh my god
please assume jason asked alice
im serious
to play
what a face
marvin gaye
no because liz thought of a cool theory?
list talks about strip searches and THIS
SUDDEN BLASTS FROM THE SPEAKERS
oh geez
thats a good point
TIME FOR STRIP SEARCHES FT. LIZ, JASON AND THE FURRIES
so do you want me to put it on? i can just handwave that the music is playing and liz is 100% annoyed
yeah just handwave alice started playing the music as soon as strip searches are suggested
and liz is trying to talk above the music like why
okay
cradleproject | WEEK 8 - Trial Day Two also doxxing has happened
think of the baby.
adam is the baby
its been a week and I'm still laughing at think of the baby help
also in regards to fire testing has someone brought up the warped metal in the room
think of hte baby!!!!!!!!
i dont remember seeing it!
I haven't seen anyone do it
it just seemed weird but as a suspect i'm like wait can we still bring things up like that
yeah you can!
ive had jason bring up things in trials where he's a suspect
you can suggest it under adelina's top level or top level yourself?
thumbs up
ok liz can also pat booties down and look for bruises coz shes not triggered, anyone want that?
pat the booties liz
do it
pat the booties pat the booties pat the booties
can we request specific people to do the searches because grell wants yuno
she doesn't trust anyone else to preserve her modesty (GLANCES AT THE GUYS)
modesty is so passe though
since....i assume suspects can't ask suspects to do the search
luke why did you have to be a suspect today....
yuno can do it if xander is around?
for strip searches are suspects just tagging liz's toplevel
i'm around yep!
i cant believe we're gonna let liz poison herself
ITS MY FIRST TOP LEVEL FOR STRIPPING SO I GUESS SUSPECTS TAG IN?
wait what
look jason "fireball" todd
are we really making liz eat poison salad
no poisoning omfg
liz just make jack eat it
thiS IS HOW RHYS DIED
STOP??
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
you look away from liz for TWO SECONDS
liz is a woman with no chill now
this is what aliens do to people
NO ONE IS EATING POISON SALAD
have yall figured out liz did it again
GOD
NO JOKE YESTERDAY I WAS LIKE
>missing flowers
>syringe
>syringe
"do we have a copycat killer"
great now i need stupid dragon age names for THESE flowers
moonflower is also known as devil's weed and hell's bells
devil's trumpets
DEVILS TRUMPET
oh my god
snort
what about devil's taint
i like that
DEVILS TAINT
HAHAHAHA
good god
DEVIL'S TAINT
SOUNDS LEGIT
devils don't exist in dragon age though!!
why did i open this plurk to "devil's taint"
ok
demon's taint
it'd have to be demon taint
demon's taint
FUCK
GOD
OK BUT
BACK TO TRACK FROM POISON
okay well now its demon taint
why dont we call it solas's frenulum
strip searching! we have two theories - arumat ate da poison or someone was injected and went fucking batshit
STOP
so suspects, please tag the top level and someone will pat your ass shortly
jason will help with the ass patting so pick your poison wisely
(kale is called Gross Lettuce)
gross lettuce
no.
is
my favorite
you have Jason, Liz or adrien so that's horrible
god
just pick who you want to traumatize or be traumatized by
liz is over it
shes read fanfiction on her tablet so
she's Alive
i pity the person who strips bull
not me
pity or envy
they'll be a public murder probably
die from shock
adrien can do it
time to be ruined
um you should envy them
adrien actually has no problem with people in underwear he's a model....
he's in love with ladybug after all
okay well
bad news adrien
youre assuming
bull does not wear that
LFNSDIGJSN
"oh no the camera turned on, im not a model"
he has
underwear
- adrien probably
its more like
oh my god, bull...
how could you hide something that great from the world with mere tighty whities
THE CAMERA IS OFF BUT I AM STILL MODELING [poses]
can we stop talking about bull's baseball bat
please
they don't make underwear big enough
also. yikes.
he's just going to be like "that explains the lack of condoms' tbh
please stop with the qunari microaggressions
i mean
luke, our cr is already skyrocketing
oh my god
liz will strip you
this seems more like a macroagrgression
how is it that cradle plurks always involve dicks in some manner
it never fails
we need to have a plurk just about vajeen
to be fair
they're hard to avoid
dicks just have a tendency to pop up all over the place
jfc
speaking of, if you need another "adult" to look at naked people totty is around, however he is attempting to check arumat's teeth for salad or sth
oooh, nice idea
jack likes his idea better
gosh!!
YEAH IT'S BETTER THAN "POISON MYSELF"
LIZ!!!
thankfully no one got shot in the head for intercepting that idea
JACK
LIZ is this
wine 2.0
i mean luckily she didnt eat salad
lizlaughingalonedyingwithsalad.jpg
kill me
also you guys asked for it adrien is checking out bull
I'm gonna need 10-20 minutes to do Real Work but ill be back
there's no gross spinach teeth, Jack's idea may be best
oh my god
anyone can go check adam idc
YES
not the kids please with dorian haha
adam gets jason 
someone check on dorian jason is not allowed to
dear mods would alice give jack a knife to cut up the body 
he'll give it back he promises
STOP??? GIVING JACK??? WEAPONS???
let him sin
yuno can say fuck if jack can sin
todomatsu's gonna watch, it's cool
surely that is plenty of security
only if he gives it back
sweet
thank u alice
I really need an adrien version of this to properly convey his pain
yuno has been saying fuck all trial
jack better get to sinning
ok, so dorian and grell need stripped - anyone up for it/
ah also totty can check on dorian unless there's another adult who wants to go for it
ill reply to grell to move it along icly
i wanna say grell was requesting yuno's assistance if possible :|a
HAHA YEAH sorry i was getting my glasses
YUNO
WHAT
TIMELINE - Google Drawings timeline
sorry it took so long GOD there was a lot of shit with alibis
so two questions occur to me from this:
bull's alibi had bull in the weapons room at least at some point in the time i put down for looking for dorian
can we confirm they would have seen each other?
I mean that's fine with me, nothing's really come up that would contradict that I think?
yes he would have been staring longingly at the catsuit for like 10 min
and then same question for moonjelly and alternatively - luke and grell were both in the robotics bay from 9:15 - 10
unblinkingly
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
that ok
also fine with me since nothing's come up to contradict that
I hadn't realized the overlap
fine with me! i didn't realize either
all your alibis were so complicated [squirms]
i know lmao
i took me 3 hours...
surprise its a 5-way murder
someone go get dorian naked
lets see the bubble butt
i mean
in a sense
LMFAO
AHHH
its not an alien but it is a terrifying monster
hauls self back in here five ear piercings later I'm glad strip searches are happening and I'm glad there's background music
i cant believe our timelines just get more and more complicated each trial
who wants to strip dorian.
you're all so intimidated. it's ok.
i think totty is doing it?
also we didn't figure out where the fire came from, did we, can i make a toplevel
i thought it was arumat's fire
but may as well top level
grell brought up the warping
we assumed it was arumat but go ahead!
i think a top level would be good
yeah mention the warping as well
the scorchmarks from dorian's fire were darker at the bottom than the ones on the original suit and they didn't melt the card either so
all day sucker
was
it mentioned whether or not dorian's spell warped the floor?
it wasn't mentioned!
I figured it didn't since it wasn't enough to melt the card but figured I'd ask
sorry which warping are we mentioning...... can i get a link mobile is suffering
uhhh iirc the wall was warped? let me double check
the floor?
also i hate this case
also someone should talk about arumat's forehead
if judar is bringing the book up YOU KNOW ITS IMPORTANT
cradleproject | WEEK 8 - Investigation wall warping
LMAO LISTEN....listen
it's very crucial we know what arumat was jacking off to
judar hovering over the trial yelling about mpreg down to everyone below
dorian's spell didn't warp the floor!
it was discussed on plurk;
its a rune so it vanishes after
i thiiiink the reason it wasn't enough to melt the card wasn't that it wasn't hot though i think it was bc the card was inside the suit pocket
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
that right cappy
yes!
the suit's fire resistant
so lmao it would not be doing its job right if a piece of plastic could melt in the pocket
lets not talk about mpreg
lets absolutely talk about mpreg
so now we know the card was melted separately?
maybe it fell out of the pocket or arumat is the mastermind all along and the tables turned on him somehow
...
if mpreg is a real actual clue i will face god and walk backwards into hell
I'm not sorry for that combo it took more effort than it should have for 10 dick jokes
theyre both coming out of this incredibly traumatized
iron "trashbag condom" bull
listen?? adrien is just impressed Dorian can handle THE BEAST
@ thomas astruc I'm sorry I am using your pure character for dick jokes
GOD
STOP
oh my god
LMAO
adrien comes back and looks at dorian with new respect
bull is just like
im sorry adrien
ive made you afraid of dong forever
slams in
are we burning more mpreg
OKAY I REFUSE TO DO MPREG BOOK TAGS JUST ON PRINCIPLE
where is walpurgisnacht
IM SORRY
HAHAHAHA
this trial has halted because of mpreg
this is why it needs to be incinerated
revenge of the 1k comment long plurk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why
cappy beat me
just know that i looked up fairly odd parents mpreg
before realizing that was
an actual episode
the sad thing is i think i know what episode you're talking about
i'm sorry i will look up personalized dildos for every character
but mpreg is where i draw the line
THERE WILL BE NO SONIC MPREG FANART IN THIS GAME
too late im already drawing
how about naruto/sasuke mpreg
i'm not giving xander that much power 
NO!!!!
i have some
open right now
in my imgur
i could link it
STOP
link it!!!
link it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you sure
do it!!!
we can't link it we're not in kyuu's plurk
HAHAHAHAHA
STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS NOT TURNING INTO THE MPREG GAME
I AM FIGHTING THE POWER
its BEEN the mpreg game
cappy an mpreg book is evidence
you've lost
[hides face in hands]
kimochi warui
cappy is about to stage a coup
we have discontent in the ranks
I'M STARTING A REVOLUTION
are you team xander team coco or team cappy
EVERYONE AGAINST MPREG FORM UP BEHIND ME
obviously i'm team xander captain
which team is going to light it on fire
i want in on that team
probably team cappy
this is just like pokemon go
now now i never said i was against mpreg
idk what my team does
find sonic mpreg i guess
and read it at 5am
i mean team coco is basically team xander i fully endorse mpreg
guys......this mpreg is gettin crazy
2crazy
oh lovely I woke up in time to see more mpreg glad to see the trial is going well
cappy save me
courtney you and i will start the revolution
time to go axe end
you see how well revolution worked for the decemberists. we will crush all of you under our regime
i can't believe you've all forced me from my usual chaotic chaotic mod alignment into lawful good
I love how its not even good or evil or neutral its chaotic chaotic
coco and i are jack sparrow and cappy is will turner tbh
but why are the dicks gone
i mean the dicks are still there
we're just focusing more on the miracle of life now
UGH I HATE WILL TURNER 
SOMEHOW I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT
he was pretty boring though its true
no xander is kirk i'm spock and cappy is mccoy
life has never felt less miraculous than it does in this moment
screaming deftly into the void of space
i absolutely am kirk tbh
me: coco what does this mean
coco: mpreg
cappy: LOUD SUFFERING SIGH
coco: mpreg
cappy: LOUD SUFFERING SIGH
i yearn for the void
remember when cradle was a terrifying game
remember when we were all screaming
i mean
i'm screaming rn
this is the most terrifying cradle has ever been for me
mpreg is far more terrifying than anything else
its true
i cant believe i had to type that
throwing shit at the wall but we checked the archives right? there was nothing out of place?
arumat doesn't keep books in his room right? nor do any of the suspects?
i think we checked the archives for other mpreg books but not like...if someone swapped the mpreg book out for another?
like if someone took a book that doesn't belong in the archives and stuffed it there so nothing would look like it was missing
how would we check for that though
that's my question too
my question for that is, like, if that were the case wouldn't they have needed to plan to bring the book? why plan to take it when they already had the wire and the syringe?
does the archive use the dewey decimal system
let's say yes lmao
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
there an mpreg shelf
there's a whole section fo
yes
I MEAN NO
yes
no she means yes
I FORGOT WHAT SIDE OF THE REVOLUTION I WAS ON
my god
NO!!!!
she means yes.
CAPPY!!!!!!!
team cappy is falling apart
it's just a shelf of weird medical cases throughout history!!!!
DON'T BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?????????
yes
involving
mpreg
NO I REUSE TO HIT BETRAY
you already did???
CAPPY HOW COULD YOU
welcome to team coco & xander
team mpreg
NO!!!!
mpreggate just keeps getting more entertaining
also most libraries these days (at least in the us) use the lc system instead bc it makes more sense [ adjusts glasses bc i work in a library ]
but we'll pretend any character on the damn ship is smart enough to figure out the dewey decimal system, the final frontier of logical thinking,
machias is a nerd it's fine
we probably have other nerds but i thought of him first
i bet grell knows
any character with librarian glasses
im shrieking
look don't send machias because
he's just going to scream
"go look in the library for us" "why me" "you have nerd glasses you should know how it's sorted"
and haul them all off to the incinerator
i'm really fucking serious he will burn them after this trial is over
machias do it because grell says so
ok but he's getting locked in the cells afterward for destroying ship property
the mpreg is
special
'kay mom
:/
I can't believe roxy has to try and protect them from being burned by machias god
LMAO
oh my god
and if you burn books she's going to burn your uniform
walpurgisnacht: make it so
no space chicken mcnuggies!!!!!!
so all you have
power up!
is
that weird outfit
i am fucking down for this
operation save the mpreg
that's your punishment
okay is machias seriously going to check the mpreg lmao
adrien already looked at dicks but he can look at mpreg if its necessary
if he is jsyk he's going to put sticky notes on the inside
same for jason
saying "marked for incineration"
machias please
look
machias please do it
mpreg doesn't belong on the ship
save us from the mpreg
he's doing all of you a favor!! 
no.
was
someone going to top level about the fire?
i remember someone saying they would but i dont remember who
i was fucking serious you guys
I'm closing up at work so I cant do shit until I'm home
i think courtney had mentioned the fire top level it but if no one else can I can?
totty wanted to ask about the proximity mine again, anyway, I'd dropped the idea due to my own poor reading comprehension but maybe there's something to it after all???
mmm, but didn't we confirm the key card was used? and we asked last week if two people can ask for items and got a no I think
power up!
was
the melted plastic the same color of the card
The melted plastic was similar to the card but who knows if someone grabbed a random piece of plastic and melted it? We all ICly know what the card looks like since week 2
keep in mind we thought the vent map was in play too
GUYS ITS ok its just arumats library card
he has like 20 overdue books
thats all it was
all 20 volumes of mpreg
arumat melted it himself so no one would know
he felt the shame but couldn't help himself, he had to quench his mpreg thrist
HONESTLY im wondering if the whole scene was staged to make it look like a fight happened
but in reality they just strangled arumat and left
somebody brought that up I think icly
there's also the head wound making me go like ???
that maybe it was staged?
it wouldnt be the first time
....oh I'm stupid
the head wound was the cause of death though
then why the strangling
unless it was to make him pass out
maybe they pulled too hard and accidentally bashed his head in
it looks like it was several hits though
kinks
like pulling back and bashing his head over and over again
did we think to see if there was any glass in the head wound? with the mirror being shattered and bloody that's the obvious answer but if we're worried it was staged
then wtf 
i dont remember anyone checking the head wound closely let me go check
they could have like, had him by the throat with the wire and bashed his head in with that as leverage
that too
that would take a lot of strength i think?
im having trouble picturing it as anything else than swinging arumat around like marinette's yo yo
why this
jack checked the head injury
nothing remarkable apparently
that
then what did his head get bashed on
shower?
did alice mark the books for incineration before he got the chance?!
god if we scapegoat someone im gonna shriek
impact because of him falling? maybe?
we have four hours left.........
several times though
^ yeah
it wouldnt look so messed up if it were a fall i think
unless the warped metal was from arumat's head being bashed in???
could someone have held his head and just like bashed it against the wall
wasnt it scorched?
or was it just oddly warped
like an impact
it was scorched!
haha i might have misworded
it was like...warped due to heat
...why is twilight scorched
but only a little
OH
because twilight is
scorching hot
cappy
uh
goddamnit cappy 
did arumat actually die in the archives
somehow
so. that seems a little important
actually twilight itself is fine
how the fuck do you haul a space elf from the archives to his room...
it's just the shelf that's scorched
yeah m b its the shelf
*my
several parts of the shelf? or just under twilight
why in such a specific place...
maybe someone was like. this needs to be burned.
obviously arumat was judging somebody's reading choices and got killed 
just under twilight and the inside of the shelf it was against
I'd believe it
it IS a bizarrely specific place tho
thats really bizarrely specific
there werent any missing matches or anything a homemade flamethrower could be made with right?
where's kyuu's emote of the guy holding his forehead
that's me
here u go
my thought would be like. he was grabbing onto the shelf or a book when he got attacked but I don't know why there wouldn't be more scorches
oh shit, so i was right about the mpreg book only being relevant becuase it was in the archive?
[sorry popping in and out here]
good job jem 
...maybe that's why the syringe was used then? somebody poisoned him in the archives and then killed him?
i can't believe a running joke became real
wait no no syringe marks nvm
lmfao wtf
well the syringe could have been used for something else
like dispensing a liquid into a drink
we also have to consider why it's broken?
this whole case is so weird
im dying
i'm super lost
at least we're not as dead as arumat...
same
me too lmao its that time of day
where its like
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT ALL MEAN
Im trying to think of what the syringe could have been disposed into
i have no idea what's going on and its like...5pm
there has to be something we're missing
why not just lick the glass guys
what could possibly go wrong
volunteers machias to lick the glass?
at this point someone is going to lick the glass
(no.)
yes licking broken glasses sounds like
he'll do it
a really good plan
okay but do we have a way to cure someone from that
i mean whats the worst that could happen
I think not
someone diese
#whoops
are the plants deadly or just like
enough to heck you up
what's one lick going to do
Im still mad we don't know wtf the kale was for
poison protein shake
personally im still laughing at
what the heck can you even use kale for other than food
poison salad
yes
lowers kale smoothie i mean i dont know what it could be for?
go full dangan
HAHA
goddamn
the kale cancels out the poison
time to lick the syringe
if someone gets poisoned grell will be like ok let's get milk and make them throw up in the trash
heres an idea
so you bash arumat's head in. yes this makes sense
Gross Expensive Lettuce
i feel like if you just rub some on the gums you're PROBABLY okay
i volunteer jason for the full stupid
the killer was just like i need a snack
get one of the suspects to do it
she took notes on this
..or yes jason
well
luke can do it too
LMAO.......
get all of the suspects to do it, see who refuses
someone put a bunch of kale on the ground, leading arumat to the library because what the fuck? why wouldnt you follow a kale trail?
sure jason
jason is always a suspect in our hearts
obviously they're guilty
...I mean
.........ty why not jason and luke going down together
put some broken plastic on your face
DONT
....
if luke is going to die
we must go down
wait
together
no
what
for old time's sake
he's just going to get high as a kite
it's fine
look I really don't want him to die until the end of the trial when he's obviously revealed as the culprit
no we had a deal????
(but I mean...)
excuse you jason let liz act reckless
no???
yes
why not just
WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS.
liz isnt licking anything?????????????
take a napkin. rub the glass
i mean
JUST LET JASON LICK IT
audibly winks
..
WHAT
and put it somewhere it will definitely burn
volunteers as tribute ig
they just give a piece to every suspect
like the eyes or something
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JUST LET JASON LICK IT
JUST LET JASON LICK IT
if you dont lick it
LUKE ISN'T ALLOWED
THE BEST OUT OF CONTEXT EVER
youre guilty
THIS IS TERRIBLE
DELETE THIS
so obviously we send jason and luke to go huff the poisonous fumes from burning everything
okay this makes sense
stop?
we need boys???
makes sense
jason wants to lick it
hey jason
why do you guys get to do the deadly stuff oh my LROD
this was a mistake
...TO BE FAIR
because theyve already died
let them die again
arumat didn't die vi--yeah
ther'es that
LET THEM BURN IN PEACE
LET THEM EXPERIENCE ANOTHER HEAT DEATH
no, theres a million elizabeths
so let this one die
fuck OFF
fuck
no????????????????
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS...
WHAT THE HELL WAS THE KALE FOR THOUGH
Im still lost on the moonflower it can't ACTUALLY kill right
it just makes people hella hallucinate
i...i dont know???
i know some lilies are deadly but
uh
which lily do we have here
good thing we're not sending adrien
um the mod tag just said lilies iirc
assuming this is datura
it can absolutely kill you
^ y
...then how the fuck did arumat live
this sounds more and more like it was a failed plan
also i keep laughing at luke being like IT WOULDN';T BE A PRETTY BOUQUET because...as someone who does floral arrangements kale is actually used in some
jesus
datura doesn't instakill you though
you get high and really sick and then you die
so we can poison people and make them hallucinate and then puke and maybe die.
yes this makes sense.
goddddd
i bet hancock is just going shit i want to be in this trial
let me get high off of demon's tanit
maybe the syringe was injected in whatever dorian was drinking
I don't know at this point I am literally super-duper lost
yeah, but dorian's booze was dumped
when
but what's the point of getting dorian high as shit
room search
Maybe aliens again
oh okay nvm I was going to say maybe he was the original target?
maybe this is a copycat murder
my theories about getting dorian high was either to keep him out of the way, or (i think someone else said this and now I'm forgetting) to set him loose on arumat and then have culpable deniability
but i don't know if I believe these theories :|a
wait but
the syringe wasn't missing yet
when dorian was drunk right
I don't think so?
this is also just taking grell's word into accountability
Yeah but we only have grell's account for that and she's a suspect so who knows
too bad we can't luminol the broken syringe
we can but why would you
we shold probably finally do that fire top level with the new info machias got about twilight and wall warping
I agree
already done
hopefully riffing on that will get us a thing
oh nice
excellent
thanks kini!
Let's keep the luminol for something incriminating
honestly I forgot we had luminol left
could at least sniff the syringe to see if it smells like kale
save licking it for later
kini did machias bring back the burned copy of twilight LMAO
okay so who wants to stick their nose in broken plastic
does kale have
that strong a smell
Yeah let's sniff it for kale
kale smells like cabbage
Maybe the other flowers do idk something has to smell
lilies usually smell sweet
sounds like a good a plan as any and now we have the fire to consider too
walpurgisnacht: yes. he's left it there for all to read
and moonflower does have a strong scent
it's also getting burned after this trial
because it's offensive
thank god he brought back the book with the fucked up vampire pregnancy for everyone to read
i mean i have been assuming right now that the moonflower we're working with is datura yes?
during mpreggate
oh haha i just realized i should have clarified
the cover of the mpreg book isn't paperback
it's one of those fancy hardcovers
since....the garden is filled with poisonous plants and the most poisonous moonflower is datura
and yeah it's datura
drags out my floral knowledge tbh
the scorched book isn't paperback either, it's fancy hardcover!
cradle: where your friends being nurses, florists, and generally different professions is actually important
the one next to the twilight book i mean
um its demon's taint
the twilight book is fine, there's no marks on it
you got naughty man's cherries let me have moonflower
no im gonna ruin every plant
(you know way more about this than me)
we should desecrate the whiteboard with drawings of the burned shelf in the archives
but the whiteboard is only meant for dicks?
I'd say desecrate it with mpreg but I think we've had Enough
stop tainting the whiteboard
/coughs stop doxxing me with science
/coughs heat can totally warp metal okay
i was half asleep in physics
its murder mystery science
can we get a new plurk?
its not the same as real science
this one is getting hard to load on my browser
i might be wrong about chemicals causing the same kind of warping
sure!
new plurk is up!