The Witch OST 2016 The Goat & the Mayhem
The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths i finally got to use the smiths in an execution
oh man hilariously speaking
if grell hadn't luminoled the sword at the last possible second
WHO VOTED FOR MARINETTE
jack absolutely would have died
he was in the lead
by like
A LOT
SO THANKS GRELL!!! THANKS!!!!
jack please thank grell for saving your ass
HOLLERS LOUDLY
HAHHA I GOT VOTES
1 of them was you sipp it doesn't count!!
HAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE
holy fuck
man i thought i was going to die everyone was like its either marinette or addie
we've gone bad end bc we're killing adelina instead of jack
i changed my vote
notice the post isn't fucked up like when liz was caught
i think we deserve a bad end now
addie really did this we fucked up
this is the darkest timeline the one with the shot 8yo is the good one
oh you only have 1 then because i did that tally before that
after addie got caught
WE NEED. TO STOP. DOING THIS WITHIN FIVE MINUTES I cannot take it 
the darkest timeline is the one where WE DIDN'T KILL JACK
tikki voted for marinette
Addie
also thank you guys and ELI IS EVIL
i'm deda
hehehehe
stares bleakly out into the horizon
smh
IM SO UPSET ELI HDU
i hope you guys enjoyed!
STOP SAVING JACK
what's wrong with you jerks who voted addie!!!
:3
JUST KILL HIM RIGHT THERE PUBLIC KILLINGS ARE ACCEPTABLE
THANKS FOR RUINING OUR LIVES YOU THREE
SIPP AND I PLAY PURES WHATS YOU GUYS'S EXCUSES
listen i always knew eli was evil
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAVED THE LUMINOL
that the pures are in the damn way
now we have no batdildo and jack's still alive!!
God what a good case though please explain it step by step and also share those caps where you predicted Jason would swim in machias salsa
it's ok we'll make him eat more poison
please explain the case I AM SO LOST
Jason swims in everything
first pool kool aid now this
lmao i'll let you guys take it from here
unless you want me to do it
you can always ask addie icly!
im so
i will say that adelina totally intended to kill the shit out of machias all along
why machias. why not JACK
HE IS RIGHT THERE
just kill jack???? no one would have voted for you
haha yeah the big clue here was that the killer almost definitely had immunity, because it would have been incredibly dangerous for them to attack machias otherwise
WHY NOT JACK ADELINA
honestly killing jack would have been hilarious bc all the suspects would have been his babysitters
we couldn't kill jack because he had an ENTIRE PROTECTION SQUAD
it had to be machias because
he had jason
it needed to be someone adelina could lure down to the airlock without suspicion
she convinced him to go on patrol with him
"why not jack" you say? because this is one of the few trials that actually hinges on betraying someone's trust 
LMAO
So what were the noises, again? It really was the mine and the Megidolaon, right?
I'm glad we blew up Luke for real reasons and not just for the vine
Im glad the immunity thing was actually on track
and that --YEAH
it was the mine and the bullet pouch exploding!
minako was a monkey wrench in the plan because she was going to kill someone unceremoniously just so the motive didn't happen
HAHA yeah that's why i was pushing hard for luke to be exploded
also because it'd be hilarious
that too
THANKS CAPPY! IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY :')
i'm really offended cappy
why didn't you explode me
so she came across adelian and machias on patrol, went after machias, machias shot her wrist off, adelina took the gun and shot her down and then killed machias
adelina actually kicked his bad leg
the one he got stabbed in. by rhyslien
she then took machias to the zero g room where she had the mine set up so she could obscure the cause of death
im just
Savage, Adelina, hmmm!
that's how she got the gun
adelina
also rq immunity is still in effect yeah
I can't believe this is outright hitting BETRAY
jesus
nah immunity's not in effect anymore
omfg
this is definitely the betray murder
the week's over when the trial ends
oh oops
inhales
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good to know
BUT YEAH since i know a ton of people were confused
we wanted you to narrow it down to addie and marinette
should have killed jack tbh
you missed your chance
because they both had immunity and weapons that matched the hidden bruise
hancock is waiting for jack to return to him so they can continue their sordid love affair
yeah and you guys sure narrowed it down to them fast then got stumped HAHA
so can Marinette punch Addie
but if you take a step back and think about the scene as a whole, marinette doesn't make any sense
asking for a friend
we were just screaming LUMINOL THE SWORD!!!!!
i need judave art of hancock/jack
the graveyard is full of too many nerds ok
because as adam had pointed out, the most likely scenario was that
kill less nerds
someone was already in the room with machias and minako came in and raised her evoker, and machias shot her wrist off
machias. why.
I MEAN
SHE WAS CLEARLY ABOUT TO MURDER THEM
yes but god let us have an easy trial
oh ladybug should probably collect her yoyo whoops
IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FATAL machias did good
let us have an easy trial
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PROTECT YOURSELF MACHIAS
is there anything stopping adelina from getting punched i must know mods
bf yoyo
NO GO AHEAD with eli's permission of course
machias: mucking up murders since week 3
god adrien's not even transformed he cant hold her back lmao
i must avenge my 
BUT YEAH the reason why it most likely couldn't have been marinette is that
look he wasn't going to let minako straight up murder him to save the world 
if she was wearing clothes over her ladybug costume it would have looked incredibly suspicious and probably impossible for her to lure machias into the airlock at all
and it had to be the airlock THE OTHER THING I'M SURPRISED NO ONE POINTED OUT
that if you tested it, the airlock is the only room on the lower floor that's soundproof
....
oh.
lol
so machias had to have been deliberately lead there
....
i mean why pick machias even when he's going to holler
bc he'd holler?
HAHA
YEAH but also because
shotguns are kind of loud
whispers im real mad right now
your easy trial was week 5
and you dun goofed
remember when we soled fumi and shelley's case with thirty whole minutes to spare
HAHHAHAHHAA
solved
but yeah haha we tried to emphasize a lot
that the killer's hands had to have been absolutely covered in blood
and they were still bloody when they went into the zero g room, hence why the console was smeared
so if addie used the hilt of her sword on machias and had to resheathe it, she would have gotten blood on it even if she didn't stab him
i like how minako's new icon has her titty out
i picked it bc shes going to heaven
tits in heaven
also everyone knows she's a two timer now she's Exposed
:[
welp
im so upset
sorry guys... had to stop literal death from killing everyone
also
machias never actually returned the kitchen knife
LMAO YEAH the knife was his! he pulled it out to defend himself but addie wasn't having any of that shit
so she grabbed it from him and stabbed him straight through the throat
defend himself and leave an identifying mark
oh my god
everyone is trying to hit adelina
but she made sure to pull the scarf up first
BUT YEAH haha basically this was supposed to be a simple murder, adelina was just planning on grabbing the shotgun from machias since she couldn't be hurt and shoot him with it
and then minako walked in and tried to kill them and fucked it all up
the mine was already set though so MACHIAS HAD TO DIE NO MATTER WHAT sorry bro
that makes this a lot funnier now I'm so glad
what was burned out of curiosity
her clothes!
and machias was pretty much the only person addie would not hesitate to murder the fuck out of lmao
she tied her clothes together into a line and then tied it to the handle of the zero g room
marinette isnt even trying she is literally pnching her with her considerable superhero strength im laughing
this was clever
so she'd have an easier time pulling herself out once the gravity turned off
and then she burned them and ran back upstairs in her underwear since they were all bloody LMAO
SOMEONE DID STREAK
because when you're murdering someone who cares about modesty
im SCREAMING
omg my wife
adelina is my murder wife 
I knew the killer was naked
hahaha i had a fun time with judar on that one
going into every thread like 'guys they just murdered someone and if they get caught they die i don't think they would care about being naked at this point '
oh my god
addie wasn't a pure maiden at all
oh god you guys
i completely forgot, jessie found letters from machias, didn't she
she sure did
i guess on monday she'll be handing out letters from adelina and machias to everyone, so...look...forward to that
rude
give them 2 me now
i want to die further
I DON'T?
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FUCKED
god.....
why isnt jack the one being executed
I can't believe jack is gonna survive to endgame but
we did it. this is the darkest timeline
i'm sorry
i'm sorry grell fucked up and got the truth out
why
she wanted the truth to avenge machias properly
her yelling son deserved that much
clover so appreciates grell's willingness to pick on kind and gentle teenage girls for Vengeance
u did good avenging ur son, mom
he didn't turn into salsa just to see the wrong person voted off!!
2/2 teen girls she picked on are murderers so
machias your death wouldve been
a worthy sacrifice
to get rid of jack
please leave jack alone. that's yuno's dad. she loves him. dadsome jack is ok
well. the worst part is machias wouldn't disagree.
quick question because it was adelina's dying request to have elizabeth have her sword can grell just give it over without alice needing to take it back
see??? machias would've agreed this is Fine
oh my god??
yeah i think grell can just give it over as long as it'd done in full public view
yeah it was in front of everyone so go, liz....take the sword
oh my god
this is almost as cool as a light saber
who has to die before jessie gets something cool???? seriously
ok done, she took it
keeping up on the death requests 8|d
i cant believe liz is about to become a warrior
its her destiny
i get a gun and sword in one week
what the fuck
i mean listen better her than clover
tr.u....
true
rude
she's still got more weapons come fight her 
clover is a walking weaponry at this point
so proud of her
omg >:[
she really is and we should all be proud