I've seen ultrasounds, been in a front row seat during a birth, done the month-to-month updates, gone to the first day of school, done all the school events and activities, the summer camps, the road trips...

The graduations, the college years, the first 'official' introduction to alcohol, the weddings, the new cycle of life, the funerals... You get the gist.

Then I get to see the hot-tub orgies, the calorie burning bedroom sessions, the pictures that would be fantastic in an anatomy textbook, the... well, I'm asexual, didn't need to see any of that thanks!

I've also had police investigation photos! That was actually pretty awesome.

So yesterday I got off lunch and caught the tail end of a phone conversation my coworker was wrapping up, which left me a little puzzled until he hung up. He'd been explaining to a person wishing to print

BLACKMAIL photos of a girlfriend that we did not print or sell explicit photos. He politely suggested buying a home printer and listed off the various options.

When the same person called back not even two minutes later, I was not so polite since it seemed the person just wanted to grill me on our print policy to try and find a verbal loophole.

'How do you define decent?' 'So if I can do something on the street and avoid getting arrested...' 'I didn't even say what kinds of pictures they were how do you know they violate your policy?'

I put them on hold-hell and let management know they would possibly be passed either a troll or a blackmailer very shortly.

I was VERY tempted to risk my job by telling the caller that I had their caller ID and that as a woman with a history of abuse, I was tempted to write down that little bit of info. For blackmail, of course.

oh my gosh what is wrong with some people

why would anyone ever

IDEK

Oh, wait... Walmart.