cradle project
8 years ago
new trial plurk!
latest #862
no.
8 years ago
so fresh and new
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8 years ago
two doors
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8 years ago
that's as many doors as i have arms
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8 years ago
woosh
no.
8 years ago
thank goodness
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8 years ago
so now we have to figure out how they got the body into the airlock
WITCH.
8 years ago
notif comment ping me if you need anything
no.
8 years ago
without being seen?
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8 years ago
night vision is out because adrien and dave are accounted for i think
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
comments
no.
8 years ago
but also if there's nothing in the airlock keeping people from being wooshed out if it opens
so clean
no.
8 years ago
no wait
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
oh walpurgisnacht could we get another mod tag in the test thread
doors within doors, the door is the killer
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
probably the last one for now
no.
8 years ago
does the airlock open automatically once the power is out?
human disaster
8 years ago
yea
no.
8 years ago
or does it have to be pushed open
Notifs
human disaster
8 years ago
it looks like that
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8 years ago
it's open
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8 years ago
the button opens it
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8 years ago
it opened automatically for Dorian
no.
8 years ago
so the killer just needed to take the body there
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8 years ago
leave
no.
8 years ago
and cut the electricity out
human disaster
8 years ago
yeah
no.
8 years ago
so they needed to get the corpse there while the power was still on
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yep.
human disaster
8 years ago
so I think that still leaves everyone but luke?
no.
8 years ago
yeah
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i mean
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm having a hard time envisioning how
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
dave or adrien could have pushed the button without the other noticing
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unless adrien or dave managed to hit a button in secret
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yeah
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
theoretically it could be done somehow probably but
no.
8 years ago
yeah i think dave and adrien are out too
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
it seems really unlikely somehow
no.
8 years ago
which leaves the girls...?
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8 years ago
unless dave used his time powers but he's like i can't do anything i wouldn't have already done
Stomped on it in their sick game of ddr
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah dave's time powers are just 5 seconds
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'll ask alice to confirm that
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8 years ago
it's hard to push a button and stash it in 5 seconds
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but i can't think how he'd do it
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
well it's more that
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8 years ago
if he went back 5 seconds
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
there would be two daves
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8 years ago
unless the button got tossed into space
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
which adrien def? would? have? noticed?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
can't have
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
the killer had to unpress it
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8 years ago
adrien ignores double dave
no.
8 years ago
this is true
Roxy has her intangibility too. She can take items with her but can she take bodies
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
shit unless
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8 years ago
roxy said probably
no.
8 years ago
yeah
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
roxy or dave
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8 years ago
but she doesn't need to be intangible
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8 years ago
just invisible
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
tossed it when they were recovering liz
no.
8 years ago
also can roxy and emily carry corpses around easily?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
roxy for sure right
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i mean liz isn't that big
human disaster
8 years ago
I think one or the other would've noticed it there too no?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
idk i mean
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
it doesn't seem impossible
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
they wouldn't notice
human disaster
8 years ago
true
no.
8 years ago
if it's something small its just a matter of gently nudging it out of your pocket
no.
8 years ago
while nobody is looking
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8 years ago
unles roxy put the corpse in her sylladex
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8 years ago
or sylladex
no.
8 years ago
and there--
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah
no.
8 years ago
dude
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
roxy could have put it in her sylladex
human disaster
8 years ago
also adrien wouldn't ignore double Dave i need to find that pic of him with 2 ladybugs for his ic reaction /shot
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8 years ago
can you fit a body in a sylladex
no.
8 years ago
can you put a body in the sylladex
Also are we sure everything in Roxys sylladex thing was emptied? I don't remember if I asked or like maybe she chose to stop at a point idk. WHERE IS THE ARM :-(
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i think so
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8 years ago
i think the arm got vented
no.
8 years ago
well
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
*to can you put a body in a sylladex
no.
8 years ago
time to ask the homestucks to put corpses in their hammerspace
Or a body
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
you can put some pretty huge things in there
no.
8 years ago
because if the body was in hammer space
no.
8 years ago
they could have just
no.
8 years ago
walked up to their airlock
God I hate mobile. CAN WE INTERROGATE HOMESTUCKS
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8 years ago
emptied it out
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8 years ago
and left
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8 years ago
TIME TO INTERROGATE HOMESTUCKS
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm waiting on one more mod tag but i can top level the airlock test results?
no.
8 years ago
and if they're aliens they wouldn't even remember doing this :-(
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8 years ago
i'm wondering
I can top level homestucks interrogation? It's what I wanted to do a while ago for all suspects
rantinous
8 years ago
you can assume adam told dorian that the elevator worked but the door was locked siz
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8 years ago
why kill totty if lize was dead
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8 years ago
*liz
Let's try to shove a body in a sylladex
no.
8 years ago
go for it and jason can be back up?
rantinous
8 years ago
go for it ty!
no.
8 years ago
maybe they just wanted to outdo lizalien?
no.
8 years ago
remember how rhyaslien
no.
8 years ago
needed to kill more people
no.
8 years ago
than lizalien
sorry about that
no.
8 years ago
he was angry she killed two and he only got one?
human disaster
8 years ago
are they just trying to top shock value. is that it
no.
8 years ago
so maybe the aliens have some murder dick measuring contest
no.
8 years ago
well the aliens are confirmed pos so
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yes you can top level homestucks interrogation
i mean tbf lizlien was easily the most arrogant and hoish of the bunch
no.
8 years ago
thanks lizlien
human disaster
8 years ago
could it be possible its an alien rule actually? like. they GOTTA kill 2 people when they go?
no.
8 years ago
maybe? idk about meat skewer culture
rantinous
8 years ago
well I think the explanation for liz's trial was that it didn't seem like hancock was gonna kick it with the poison
no.
8 years ago
maybe it's like "the more people you kill the better your position in alien dick society"
no.
8 years ago
true
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8 years ago
but im remembering the rhysalien kill thread and he was like i NEED to kill more than her
human disaster
8 years ago
oh
no.
8 years ago
or something
no.
8 years ago
maybe the aliens are just competitive jerks
maybe they get paid on commission
no.
8 years ago
this is possible
rantinous
8 years ago
it is possible lizlien was planning to kill both clover and light tho idk aliens suck
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8 years ago
we need to narrow it down to two people and kill them both
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8 years ago
50/50 chance
no.
8 years ago
50/50 chance
human disaster
8 years ago
yikes
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8 years ago
high five
no.
8 years ago
if we scapegoat one
no.
8 years ago
we kill the other
no.
8 years ago
this seems fair?
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8 years ago
can grell finally behead someone
human disaster
8 years ago
kill me tbh
no.
8 years ago
go for it grell
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8 years ago
goodbye alien scum
no.
8 years ago
lbr you have jack as close liz cr do you think revenge murder wont be a thing if we scapegoat someone
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8 years ago
well
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8 years ago
alternatively: do we toss our own questions in or
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8 years ago
we also have yuno
yunos 2 thirsty atm
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
honestly grell if we scapegoat one
dave dick is keeping her calm
no.
8 years ago
r.i.p. everyone if we kill dave
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
just give it like a minute
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8 years ago
if we don't get it right yuno can take the chainsaw and destroy
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and see if jack or yuno does it
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and then grell can keep being like
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
team mom
no.
8 years ago
jack can have dibs because jason will dish out the gun HAHA
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8 years ago
let her kill something!!
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8 years ago
she's been good for 10 weeks!
no.
8 years ago
grell can decapitate if getting shot isnt enough
no.
8 years ago
go hog wild murdermom
pls avenge me husbando
Yes toss in questions! I'm trying to hook up to a battery source my phone is down to 15 and I didn't want to hold anybody up!
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8 years ago
i'm torn between grell wants to kill something and i want to see yuno destroy an alien
no.
8 years ago
why not both
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8 years ago
yuno prove yourself murderdaughter
human disaster
8 years ago
let's just icly split the vote for everyone but luke this sounds fair. kill me
human disaster
8 years ago
also im home!!!!! finally
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if we kill all the teens
no kill everyone but adrien
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
then the aliens will know we mean business
human disaster
8 years ago
MEGAN LET ME DIE?
human disaster
8 years ago
LET ME DIE
adrien gets to be the victor of the hunger games, alone surrounded by dead friends
no.
8 years ago
i mean we have like...a 12% of killing an alien at this point
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8 years ago
we can only save one i choose luke
no.
8 years ago
so
human disaster
8 years ago
16 votes is enough for a four way tie!!! or a three way one if someone throws a vote for someone else!!!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
luke isnt a teen
human disaster
8 years ago
please kill me
human disaster
8 years ago
end my suffering
human disaster
8 years ago
I REFUSE TO DIE BEFORE DAVE OR MARINETTE I DONT WANT TO BE JASON TODD
dave can't die before roxy don't make her bury her kid
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8 years ago
massacre is the only way
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8 years ago
we gotta kill everyone
no.
8 years ago
time to bad end the ship
human disaster
8 years ago
time to murder the whole ship leaving only jason alive
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
im already jason todd and its garbage
i mean yall cut a body open for a cell phone
killing teens isnt too far off
human disaster
8 years ago
we know jason is clear right so
human disaster
8 years ago
kill everybody else
human disaster
8 years ago
"isn't jack clear too" who cares about jack
human disaster
8 years ago
kill jack first
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8 years ago
look
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8 years ago
we were halfway through
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8 years ago
we had to commit
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8 years ago
also we sewed them back up all nice so
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8 years ago
"dont mess with my body"
human disaster
8 years ago
dying request
i should have wrote that in a letter
human disaster
8 years ago
liz. no
no.
8 years ago
mistakes were made
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8 years ago
we found the request AFTER we desecrated him
"if by any circumstances jason todd sees me naked, please do not let him cut my stomach open for a cell phone"
human disaster
8 years ago
DSDKJG
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8 years ago
so i mean he should have been more obvious
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8 years ago
when you don't know the request is there you aren't breaking any rules
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8 years ago
look he should have gotten a tattoo
no.
8 years ago
"dont stab my body thanks"
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8 years ago
right above his ass
human disaster
8 years ago
y'all are terrible
LMFAO
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8 years ago
ARE WE WRONG
no.
8 years ago
its cradle we're never wrong
human disaster
8 years ago
you were 100% wrong
human disaster
8 years ago
we're wrong ALL THE TIME
human disaster
8 years ago
remember kale salad
human disaster
8 years ago
never 4get
rantinous
8 years ago
the kale salad was the closest we got to being right though
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8 years ago
KALE SALAD PUT US REALLY CLOSE TO DORIAN
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah honestly
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
kale salad was going to get you there
rantinous
8 years ago
I firmly believe bull was picking up poison and very kindly made some kale salad for dorian's hangover on his way back
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8 years ago
dorian would hate kale and i stand by this
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
he would
human disaster
8 years ago
listen adrien knows about homestuck at least im nice enough not to ask hs explanations
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8 years ago
no one SENSIBLE likes kale
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8 years ago
outside of using it in bouquets for greens and color
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8 years ago
(do u know how much people have tried to make me eat kale in various forms. no type of cooking will help me )
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
walpurgisnacht just checking that you saw my ping re the testing thread sorry if this is rude i know you're at dinner
Magical☆Gurll
8 years ago
bopping in so i can find this later hff
human disaster
8 years ago
put that shit back where it came from, says the magical furry
no.
8 years ago
i cant believe this is the trial where we have to wrap our minds around homestuck
human disaster
8 years ago
now you're all suffering alongside adrien
human disaster
8 years ago
homestuck was a mistake
someone go back in time and stop homestuck
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
okay I am back hopefully for the rest of the evening...! I'll try jumping in but if there's anywhere in particular or anything that needs to be done I'd appreciate the help to jump in again laughs
human disaster
8 years ago
we're just questioning the homestucks rn afaik
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
hmm ok it's getting kind of late so i should probably just top level and summarize the lower floor results?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
so people can reply to it and stuff?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i mean the range test is probably not a big deal it seems like it's the entire floor, right?
decappytation
8 years ago
still in spotty signal land, what needs to get done while I'm temporarily here
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
we just had one last test in this thread
decappytation
8 years ago
ugh can't log into dw but it'll work anywhere on the lower floor
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok ty cappy!
WITCH.
8 years ago
ah shit sorry i didnt get the pings
WITCH.
8 years ago
im mobile but couldnt pass up the change for yanshittery... my b
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8 years ago
i love the yanshittery though
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
I'M SORRy
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
you can just be like [and then dave explains]
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
seriously
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
HAHAHA FUCK
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8 years ago
also yuno it's this or dave stripping
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8 years ago
do you want that
human disaster
8 years ago
she obviously wants to strip dave lbr
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
i mean
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
honestly i'm interested
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
because i was like "wait hash map i know what that is" and then it made me laugh so
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
i'm ready for hamsteak
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
wait guys i'm dumb
let yuno strip dave
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
we're all dumb
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
luke CAN'T have been the killer
she's obvs not biased
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
because he was in the viewport at 9:31
human disaster
8 years ago
y...es....?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
which was four minutes before the power came back on
human disaster
8 years ago
oh
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
he can't have been down on the lower floor to turn it on
human disaster
8 years ago
..........whispers the elevator test was unnecessary
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
no it was
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
the elevator test confirms it for sure
......hahahaha
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
there was no way to do it
human disaster
8 years ago
WELL WE'RE FINE WE ALREADY SAID IT WASNT LUKE
human disaster
8 years ago
now kill me
the more you say kill me the more you'll survive
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8 years ago
LUKE IS CLEARED
human disaster
8 years ago
don't kill me??
human disaster
8 years ago
does that work better
human disaster
8 years ago
what do i have to say to finally die
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok
rantinous
8 years ago
I'm positive luke is the killer
phi
8 years ago
hey guys, i wanted to bring up that only one person could fit in an individual freezer
phi
8 years ago
sorry, we meant to bring that up yesterday and. we couldn't actually remember if we did or not so i'm gonna say we probably didn't by accident
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8 years ago
"don't mess with my corpse", todomatsu says
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8 years ago
as we attempt to shove his corpse into a homestuck sylladex
human disaster
8 years ago
if both corpses couldnt fit in the freezer then .....
im home what i miss
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8 years ago
we're putting totty into homestuck
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
oh. yesterday i thought you guys said two people would fit?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
hmmm ok
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
did we ever check the other freezer?
human disaster
8 years ago
i dont think so
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
also could a mod clarify how big the mystery box is?
decappytation
8 years ago
about as big as a TV remote
decappytation
8 years ago
small enough to be portable, big enough to be noticeable if you pulled it out
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok ty
human disaster
8 years ago
if thats the case then adrien would definitely notice that
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i know you can't log into the account cappy could i also just
human disaster
8 years ago
also id joke about his leather catsuit but it has pockets and it'd probably fit in there
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
get a confirm that dave's time travel is nerfed to just 5 seconds
power up!
8 years ago
wasn't adrien not transformed too
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
no adrien was transformed
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8 years ago
why are you ddring as chat noir
human disaster
8 years ago
because he was patrolling and being naughty
human disaster
8 years ago
LISTEN...... a ddr song is 2 minutes and no one died in those two minutes they just got sent out the airlock?? it's fine
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8 years ago
we're trying to clear you
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8 years ago
unless you put your hand in your pocket and just pressed it that way
human disaster
8 years ago
his pocket has a zipper
human disaster
8 years ago
so it'd be noticeable on his stupid chat outfit
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8 years ago
oh so it'd be like
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8 years ago
a lump in the catsuit
human disaster
8 years ago
uh. probably
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8 years ago
"adrien what's that on your leg" "Uhhhhh"
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8 years ago
i don't know how catsuits work
human disaster
8 years ago
i mean the real question is how would he have hidden the blood from marinette and dorian tbh
human disaster
8 years ago
its a magic catsuit i dont know how it works either
decappytation
8 years ago
sizlaria yes it's five seconds!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
hahaha can i just say
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i thought it was 15 minutes
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and i was SO SURE
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
before the trial began
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
that dave had, after liz's body was recovered
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
went back in time and committed the murder
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
that would have been such a fucking cool twist
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but alas
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok so anyway
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if liz and totty couldn't be in the fridge at the same time
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
we have to figure out how this went down.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
we know totty died after 7 AM
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
we also didn't find blood anywhere
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
so i wonder if somehow
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
liz was moved to the airlock, and THEN totty was killed?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and put in the fridge where liz's blood was?
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8 years ago
totty died at least an hour prior to being found
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8 years ago
so that would mean lizbody was hanging out for a while
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah. which would have been risky i mean
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'd say who would have gone in the airlock but
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i've seen our alibis
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
also the furries were patrolling
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
like i checked with the mods and if the furries were patrolling that area at like 9
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
they wouldn't have seen liz or anything
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8 years ago
i wonder if they meant to vent liz earlier
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8 years ago
but totty saw them with the body
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but why would totty have been wandering around
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
without his phone
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8 years ago
i'm stressed
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah
power up!
8 years ago
ok going off time of death alone
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8 years ago
the latest totty could have been killed was 8:40 because he was found in the 9:40-9:50 window
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8 years ago
that gives the blood enough time to freeze
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8 years ago
liz was vented forty minutes later
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8 years ago
and there's a good half hour where she couldn't have been in the airlock because of the hero patrol
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yes
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'll update the timeline a bit but someone else should top level!
holy shipp
8 years ago
who deda
rantinous
8 years ago
should we get a top level about the bolt in totty's room bc that's still bugging me
decappytation
8 years ago
yes! I'm gonna do my best to tag in hhaha
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
Yeah I think we need a couple new top levels
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
And Adrien is deda
rantinous
8 years ago
pixelheart do you wanna toplevel about the bolt since grell found it
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8 years ago
oh jessie was the one who found it grell just stole it
power up!
8 years ago
i was going to timeline top level but if you'd like me to bolt level i can do that instead
holy shipp
8 years ago
no i am deda adrien lives forever
rantinous
8 years ago
oh no that's fine, I can toplevel with it
human disaster
8 years ago
sipp let me die
holy shipp
8 years ago
Can someone catch me up?
human disaster
8 years ago
let my people die
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah ok so
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
quick summary -
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
dorian's top level explains the mystery box shit but basically
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
the killer put liz in the airlock room, and then pressed the button at 9:20 from somewhere on the lower floor. that shut off the power and also opened the airlock door which flung liz out
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
then at 9:35 they pressed the button again and turned the power back on.
holy shipp
8 years ago
ooooo
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
so liz and totty both died before 9:20.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
however, questions remaining:
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
- what happened to the mystery box, since we never found it
human disaster
8 years ago
luke's basically cleared from this!!!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
- where was liz's corpse? because it wasn't in the airlock before 9, but totty was in the freezer by 8:40 and they wouldn't have both fit
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
- why were liz and totty there at all? liz didn't bring addie's sword and totty didn't bring his cell, which seems odd
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
- a bolt was found with totty's cell under his bed. why?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
- if liz or totty were killed somewhere other than the freezer, where is the blood?
holy shipp
8 years ago
so what i'm getting from this is that Marinette set this up so she could kill Dave, her competition for her trophy wife
human disaster
8 years ago
yes
power up!
8 years ago
also beans if you're around is emily up for questions
power up!
8 years ago
because there's something i want to clear up
im here! where do you need emily for questions?
power up!
8 years ago
wherever....really it's just a matter of doublechecking her alibi for something
power up!
8 years ago
i could always comment to my own toplevel and be like WHERE IS EMILY
lol okay?? emily has been pretty quiet this entire trial
☆ Peachy
8 years ago
i don't think i ever commented here
holy shipp
8 years ago
okay so the sylladex is like hammerspace or something right?? I DON'T KNOW HOMESTUCK
it is basically hammerspace yes
be glad you don't know homestuck sipp
human disaster
8 years ago
sipp only knows what i tell her of homestuck
holy shipp
8 years ago
I OWN'T MAKE YOU EXPLAIN i just have questions
holy shipp
8 years ago
can they put like... anything in there and it disappears?
well her cards go... into the bottles... sort of?
don't ask me I don't know
holy shipp
8 years ago
OH WAIT grell's putting a corpse in
holy shipp
8 years ago
sorry i'm still catching up haha i didn't see that
holy shipp
8 years ago
i was gonna ask if we could put a dummy in there or sthg
human disaster
8 years ago
doesnt roxy have to break the bottles
a dummy might have been more. respectful lmao.
power up!
8 years ago
"respectful" this is cradle
holy shipp
8 years ago
are we waiting for a mod tag on that?
y...n..yes?? no. yes. I mean. yes? but. YEAH THE BOTTLES DON'T EXIST THANKS LUCY
decappytation
8 years ago
what are we waiting on a kid tag for?
if you want her to also captchalogue a corpse tho she can show the bottle breakage...
decappytation
8 years ago
I'm at dinner so I have a more solid signal now
human disaster
8 years ago
its symbolic
power up!
8 years ago
can we get word on whether totty fits
put in roxy trying to store liz while we're at it just. to be thorough I guess??
human disaster
8 years ago
corpse in a bottle
decappytation
8 years ago
got it!
power up!
8 years ago
so....we have body transportation if we ever needed it
human disaster
8 years ago
uh-oh spaghettios
human disaster
8 years ago
omg
holy shipp
8 years ago
im helping
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
btw will we be extending...
human disaster
8 years ago
are we getting two and a half hours for kale salad
power up!
8 years ago
should i put up the trial clock
human disaster
8 years ago
p...robably
power up!
8 years ago
cries......
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
wait
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
let the mods answer if we are
rantinous
8 years ago
ok apparently if the mystery box goes out of range of the ship, things will be turned back on
rantinous
8 years ago
so that is probably where it went
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ohhhh shit
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
well that rules out dave and adrien for sure
power up!
8 years ago
but then how would the person have gotten back into the ship
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
bc for it to have gotten airlocked out,
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
the person had to be in the hallways at the time they pressed the button right
power up!
8 years ago
other than....roxy phasing back in.....
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
oh man
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
shit
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
it has to be roxy right
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
bc
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
okay someone check my logic on this but
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
let's say emily is standing in the airlock room with liz's corpse. she presses the button IN THERE, and she's trapped in that room and probably sucked out to space
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
once she presses the button, the door LEAVING the airlock room is closed and locked and she's stuck until she represses it.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
whereas roxy can go in there, press the button, leave the mystery box in there, and phase out through the door
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and then just go back near the archive and wait it out
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if she was fast enough she could probably phase back into the archive even
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but yeah if the mystery box was ejected from the airlock,
human disaster
8 years ago
iiiiiiii....... dang
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
there's no way anyone but roxy could have done it
ᴍᴏʙ. is
8 years ago
that right?
power up!
8 years ago
yeah because....why would someone wait 15 minutes in the dark otherwise
decappytation
8 years ago
we're extending by one hour!
rantinous
8 years ago
that's all I can think of
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and she stored liz's corpse in her sylladex
human disaster
8 years ago
oh so we finish at 10 instead?
decappytation
8 years ago
yes!
rantinous
8 years ago
does that mean we're way off
power up!
8 years ago
LET ME GO DELETE THE CLOCK THEM
power up!
8 years ago
unless we strip search everyone and find a box
power up!
8 years ago
then we have to assume the box is not here
strip search would clearly be a valuable way to use our extra time
holy shipp
8 years ago
how far does the mystery box have to be to be out of range?
rantinous
8 years ago
I can go ask
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if the answer is
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
exactly 15 minutes
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i think we can safely assume
holy shipp
8 years ago
how far of a walk is it from the gym to the airlock?
holy shipp
8 years ago
dadrien are p. close to the airlock in the rec room... emily's less close but still there, and Roxy's in between
human disaster
8 years ago
dadrien just sounds like adrien is a dad
human disaster
8 years ago
he is not all his children are dead
holy shipp
8 years ago
he is tho
human disaster
8 years ago
dead.
holy shipp
8 years ago
adam: i'm still alive, adrien: SOMETIMES I CAN STILL HEAR THEIR VOICES
I prefer davedrien myself it's less daddable
holy shipp
8 years ago
davedrien
human disaster
8 years ago
adam isnt his kid
pops back in gosh hello who are we killing
human disaster
8 years ago
adam is luke's bf??
human disaster
8 years ago
no one for an hour
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
luke
we're killing luke after a lengthy debate
human disaster
8 years ago
what are we using this hour for anyway
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm suddenly concerned!!!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i can't deal with it if we murder roxy for no reason
looks like dorian is going to question the homestucks again?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
he is?
idk i just see him talking to grell
human disaster
8 years ago
we should start by accusing her, maybe??
human disaster
8 years ago
gdkjgg
human disaster
8 years ago
we should start by getting dave to kill dorian,
human disaster
8 years ago
since thats what will icly happen first
holy shipp
8 years ago
lets kill both of the homestucks so i never have to read a homestuck explanation again
holy shipp
8 years ago
i think that's fair
human disaster
8 years ago
yes and also kill me
no adrien gets to be the executioner clearly
he's french he must love decapitation
holy shipp
8 years ago
kill all the suspects except for adrien
human disaster
8 years ago
lbr adrien is french royalty he does not love decapitation
human disaster
8 years ago
he is first in line for being murdered in the next french revolution
human disaster
8 years ago
not literally
human disaster
8 years ago
but his house is one of those really old houses owned by aristocrats in france afaik
prince adrien
it's canon now actual disney princess adrien
holy shipp
8 years ago
is someone going to top level to accuse roxy though
too late to take it back
human disaster
8 years ago
i think dorian was going to? icly??? because he has nothing to live for
decappytation
8 years ago
yeah does someone want to top level
WITCH.
8 years ago
im late but if anyone kills dave everyone else dies
power up!
8 years ago
if anyone attacks dorian they're going to be deflected i'm js
power up!
8 years ago
he's got one friend left
human disaster
8 years ago
HE'S VALUED ANYWAY?
human disaster
8 years ago
no one can actually kill him
rantinous
8 years ago
his one friend is alice who is valuing him
power up!
8 years ago
THAT STOPS NONE OF US
power up!
8 years ago
grell's still his friend :c
holy shipp
8 years ago
i can do a top level of suspect breakdown but marinette will be biased towards adrien as a heads up hAHHA
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
he will!
human disaster
8 years ago
listen adrien's got a death promise and a furry outfit on dorian's fine
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but he's asking some questions first
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
about powers
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
dorian's valued anyway so
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
/shrug
thank you for letting me know about the extension guys I just walked in the door so I was like AHHHHH
zooms to catch up
holy shipp
8 years ago
ok but consider: are we sure it's not dave, LOOK AT YUNO'S FRIENDSHIP TRACK RECORD
holy shipp
8 years ago
all murderers
power up!
8 years ago
yuno is the most murderer
marinette just wants adrien's yaoi option gone to be safe
human disaster
8 years ago
yuno is the bar for finding murderers i guess
human disaster
8 years ago
let adrien's yaoi option live? he needs a fallback if sipp betrays me by dying
human disaster
8 years ago
comfort him with your manly arms, dave. swoon.
human disaster
8 years ago
(but also kill me.)
holy shipp
8 years ago
the harder she yans the murderier they are!!!!!!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm like
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
honestly sure it's either dave or roxy but
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm still so bothered about the alibi thing!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
dave and adrien's alibi is too perfect!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm determined to crack it don't mind me
human disaster
8 years ago
too perfect im crying
holy shipp
8 years ago
maybe they did it TOGETHER
power up!
8 years ago
if they did i'm banning both zia and lucy
holy shipp
8 years ago
bc zia wants so badly to get killed before me she'll do anything
holy shipp
8 years ago
yes, airlock marriage
human disaster
8 years ago
yeah adrien fed dave murder cookies in between patrol so they could be evil together
holy shipp
8 years ago
liz and totty died bc they didn't want to give them away on the murder aisle
human disaster
8 years ago
100% legit
human disaster
8 years ago
you've found us out. evil space wedding
holy shipp
8 years ago
I CRACKED THE CASE I DID IT
the perfect murder
you win the case sipp you did it
human disaster
8 years ago
you cant vote for them because deep down you all ship it
human disaster
8 years ago
its our perfect plan to get away with it
i mean there are two corpses that means if accomplices happen they are both free right
human disaster
8 years ago
uhhh nah
holy shipp
8 years ago
for serious i think it's one of the hamsteaks just bc i don't think emily could have pulled it off, luke is in the wrong space, and zia wouldn't dare betray me like this
im getting so mixed up on my rules bleh
or would she
human disaster
8 years ago
zia would dare
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
i mean like i'm not 100% how it works but like https://i.imgur.com/lLxCoWM.jpg since like aliens can fuck with memories? somehow??
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
i have become the aliens meme
human disaster
8 years ago
zia would absolutely dare if she could get away with it
volkor 3:16
8 years ago
everything is aliens
holy shipp
8 years ago
adrien is possible but i don't see how they could have gotten the corpses around without a sylladex
human disaster
8 years ago
but i mean usually id betray you by dying first thats way easier
holy shipp
8 years ago
you could never get away with it ZIA
human disaster
8 years ago
let me die
power up!
8 years ago
how'd chat get the blood off him
holy shipp
8 years ago
but yeah if adrien killed i don't think he could have gotten rid of the evidence in time
human disaster
8 years ago
boo
holy shipp
8 years ago
since the ball and chain is around
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
no i think the sylladex is right
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm stuck on like
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
could dave have time travel + flash stepped fast enough
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
that adrien wouldn't have noticed
holy shipp
8 years ago
BUT IDK HOMESTUCK... Roxy can phase through things and Dave has time travel right?
human disaster
8 years ago
ummm....... thats a good question
power up!
8 years ago
i think the two daves only exist for 5 seconds
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
dave has only 5 seconds of time travel
human disaster
8 years ago
but is 5 seconds enough to go to the airlock and back? somehow? before the door closes??
holy shipp
8 years ago
oooh he has super speed too
human disaster
8 years ago
im honestly asking because they had to throw the mystery box out the airlock
holy shipp
8 years ago
???
human disaster
8 years ago
so hed have to be... in the airlock?
human disaster
8 years ago
or close to it when he pressed the button...
holy shipp
8 years ago
it says speed on his card
power up!
8 years ago
but then how would dav ehave gotten back
human disaster
8 years ago
and then somehow came back to the rec room?
power up!
8 years ago
where did 2nd dave gone
power up!
8 years ago
*go
out the airlock
holy shipp
8 years ago
he's pulling the double date sitcom thing on adrien
human disaster
8 years ago
LMFDS
holy shipp
8 years ago
idk
human disaster
8 years ago
I CANT BELIEVE HE TWINNED ME
power up!
8 years ago
consdier
power up!
8 years ago
2 daves
power up!
8 years ago
double the highfives
☆ Peachy
8 years ago
i mean that would be the perfect alibi
human disaster
8 years ago
hm
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok. gimme one second. i'm having trouble wrapping my head around this.
human disaster
8 years ago
can i go dirtier
human disaster
8 years ago
i shouldnt adrien is 5 nvm
power up!
8 years ago
you are a married man
WITCH.
8 years ago
i cant believe that yuno killed adrien for going on a double date with dave and youre all hallucinating him there rn
human disaster
8 years ago
the true trial
two daves means one for adrien one for yuno
rantinous
8 years ago
what if the second dave just ollied out of the airlock and he's living his own life now
holy shipp
8 years ago
i cant believe marinette has to kill adrien's mistress(es??) in a jealous rage
power up!
8 years ago
maybe we're all dave
best option
human disaster
8 years ago
im just laughing at the dave that left
power up!
8 years ago
quick time to make all out profile pics dave and our display names dave
human disaster
8 years ago
just living outside in space now
WITCH.
8 years ago
please dont put me through that again
human disaster
8 years ago
"again"
holy shipp
8 years ago
but uh i know super little about hamsteak so i'm not 100% on how their powers work
power up!
8 years ago
it happened before
human disaster
8 years ago
i know hamsteak but they are severely nerfed here so...
power up!
8 years ago
we were all dave for a night
WITCH.
8 years ago
there was an hour after an upd8 where everyone changed their profile pic to the same icon of dave and thn changed their display name to dave in red
WITCH.
8 years ago
on my tl
WITCH.
8 years ago
i wanted to die
human disaster
8 years ago
why
human disaster
8 years ago
whY
power up!
8 years ago
because dave
WITCH.
8 years ago
i have no idea
human disaster
8 years ago
regular dave wouldve grabbed his mom and done that forever ago lbr
human disaster
8 years ago
bye suckers
human disaster
8 years ago
half of that is aw worthy
holy shipp
8 years ago
rips off adrien mask to reveal second dave
maybe the double dave is flying along side the spaceship beatboxing in space
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
see if this makes sense
human disaster
8 years ago
maybe the real dave was the friends we made along the way
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
9:15 Dave meets up with Adrien in the rec room
human disaster
8 years ago
dave was already in the rec room but sure
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
9:20ish He super speeds out of the rec room, goes to press the button. At the same time, his future self super speeds back in and replaces him.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
After the Dave in the airlock presses the button, everything’s locked down, and he’s trapped in the airlock room.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
But he (F!Dave) goes back in time 5 seconds, before everything is locked down, so he can super speed right out.
human disaster
8 years ago
i
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
Still 9:20: Past Dave is still in the rec room with Adrien. F!Dave runs in and P!Dave runs out.
holy shipp
8 years ago
time travel, zia's favourite thing
human disaster
8 years ago
i hate this
human disaster
8 years ago
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i think it works???
WHY IS THERE....yikes
human disaster
8 years ago
IM IMMEDIATELY LOST AND GONE
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
it would all have to be done in like 5 seconds
human disaster
8 years ago
wed have to check dave's speed
no more hamstaakes
ok but consider: luke did it
holy shipp
8 years ago
the need
holy shipp
8 years ago
FOR SPEED
power up!
8 years ago
i don't think dave can do that in 5 seconds
rantinous
8 years ago
I've been telling you guys luke did it this whole time
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i mean this is ooc knowledge but the thing about the super speed is that its like
with his magical teleportation powers he didn't tell anybody about
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
a blur where you don't really see the person move
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
its like naruto ninja shit
human disaster
8 years ago
listen if lucy used me for time travel shenanigans im going to kill her
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i don't know if he can run the HALL that fast
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but the adrien not seeing him move part makes sense
I have a question
we've determined it's just ONE killer, yes?
holy shipp
8 years ago
now i want it to be dave bc zia will get so mad at time travel
human disaster
8 years ago
>:/
holy shipp
8 years ago
i don't think we ruled out accomplices did we?
human disaster
8 years ago
uhhhh i mean we've been pretty sure its aliens but
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah that's the thing i find it
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
unlikely both aliens would blow their cover
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
and lbr why would adrien help if he wasn't an alien
holy shipp
8 years ago
yeah i think aliens are more likely
alien accomplices
human disaster
8 years ago
no im an accomplice vote for me
power up!
8 years ago
zia just wants to die
human disaster
8 years ago
WHAT?
holy shipp
8 years ago
but i think we should bring this up ic
human disaster
8 years ago
nooooo
accomplice route, or aliens?
human disaster
8 years ago
uh. siz's theory
human disaster
8 years ago
on time travel
decappytation
8 years ago
let's also talk about these theories icly guys!
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i can bring it up
power up!
8 years ago
top level top level
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if you guys don't mind i've done a lot
human disaster
8 years ago
adrien wouldnt ever so i mean. shrugs
human disaster
8 years ago
its down to the hamsteaks anyway
holy shipp
8 years ago
well if we're leaning towards one of the homestucks being an alien we gotta get there icly ... yes
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok!
timetravel toplevel
human disaster
8 years ago
i hate timetravel
what is this, back to the future part 4
WITCH.
8 years ago
hey theres 30 minutes until voting closes, just as a note
power up!
8 years ago
time to slam up the trial clock again
yeah we should probably discuss whether or not yuno is going to axe end bc we scapegoated dave for luke??
power up!
8 years ago
ic heads up
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
wait hang on
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i'm about to post
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ok we def need a demonstration of how fast dave can move
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
b/c alice won't tell him
power up!
8 years ago
UHM
holy shipp
8 years ago
wait something just occurred to me
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
?
holy shipp
8 years ago
if dave has super speed WHO WON DDR
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i think
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
committing a murder mid-ddr
ᴍᴏʙ. is
8 years ago
a win
human disaster
8 years ago
okay first of all how dare you
human disaster
8 years ago
second of all whaaaat is roxy doing
holy shipp
8 years ago
ROXY WHAT
power up!
8 years ago
stares into the abyss
power up! is
8 years ago
THIS THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW
power up!
8 years ago
fourth, i miscounted
human disaster
8 years ago
ummmm
just sharing that
human disaster
8 years ago
LMFDS jem
power up!
8 years ago
that's all of us rn
holy shipp
8 years ago
oh my god roxy and dave i s2g
holy shipp
8 years ago
I'M THE KILLER NO IT'S ME!!!!
7 mins
human disaster
8 years ago
whispers which asshole is lying
power up!
8 years ago
i'm sorry yuno and every one of dave';s friends
holy shipp
8 years ago
they're both lying it's adrien and emily accomplices
human disaster
8 years ago
lucy listen. listen if you used me as an alibi for time travel i will end you
human disaster
8 years ago
so you BETTER HOPE MEGAN ISNT THE ONE LYING
WITCH.
8 years ago
5 minutes guys
obviously dave?? dave behave
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ohhhh my god you guys
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if you're aliens
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
you wouldn't even remember
holy shipp
8 years ago
again i propose a 4-way tie its the only way to be sure
power up!
8 years ago
end her, dave
power up!
8 years ago
she already threatened to kill you in public
human disaster
8 years ago
oh my god
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
ugh is it really not an alien?
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i thought no one was going to die this week
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
we've lost enough! i wanted to save the alien
power up!
8 years ago
i'm SCREAMING
no
it has to be an alien.
human disaster
8 years ago
I dont fucking know
human disaster
8 years ago
my laptop fucked off and I had to vote mobile real quick
judar actually made a good point?
"We seriously think that this week's killer's an alien, yeah? Then obviously it can't be the person confessing!" like. elizabeth sure didn't confess.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah
so unless alien theory is suddenly out
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if it's an alien
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
it can't be roxy
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
she wouldn't remember
holy shipp
8 years ago
i mean if it were an alien then the alien would have no memory of it
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
i think roxy is lying
why is alien theory out
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
but i'm not sure
I think roxy's lying too honestly especially since luke just asked her to explain how she did it
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
bc like
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
why would she lie??
and she said it was just a messy plan but gave no explanation.
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
it doesn't make sense
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if she wants to save dave, the only way to save him is to execute him
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
otherwise he'd just be posssessed
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
so i can't figure out her motive for lying at all
uh she loves her son
human disaster
8 years ago
I'm screaming
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah but
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
liz didn't die...from her execution
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
if he's an alien he won't die
the thing too is we icly don't know if that's all the same
human disaster
8 years ago
maybe shes afraid he isnt and doesnt want to risk it?
do we?
human disaster
8 years ago
the captain said so
human disaster
8 years ago
in her vid
honestly if I were roxy I'd be scared too like we don't know that dave is an alien
human disaster
8 years ago
but...
post is up
but dave's skillset is the only one that really, really makes some amount of sense which is awful
because dave :-(
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
yeah the captain said so
oh my god...........
ᴍᴏʙ.
8 years ago
oh thank fucking god
ty mods for using my prettiest icon
power up!
8 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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