that's as many doors as i have arms
so now we have to figure out how they got the body into the airlock
notif comment ping me if you need anything
night vision is out because adrien and dave are accounted for i think
but also if there's nothing in the airlock keeping people from being wooshed out if it opens
doors within doors, the door is the killer
probably the last one for now
does the airlock open automatically once the power is out?
or does it have to be pushed open
it opened automatically for Dorian
so the killer just needed to take the body there
and cut the electricity out
so they needed to get the corpse there while the power was still on
so I think that still leaves everyone but luke?
i'm having a hard time envisioning how
dave or adrien could have pushed the button without the other noticing
unless adrien or dave managed to hit a button in secret
theoretically it could be done somehow probably but
yeah i think dave and adrien are out too
it seems really unlikely somehow
which leaves the girls...?
unless dave used his time powers but he's like i can't do anything i wouldn't have already done
Stomped on it in their sick game of ddr
yeah dave's time powers are just 5 seconds
i'll ask alice to confirm that
it's hard to push a button and stash it in 5 seconds
but i can't think how he'd do it
if he went back 5 seconds
unless the button got tossed into space
which adrien def? would? have? noticed?
the killer had to unpress it
adrien ignores double dave
Roxy has her intangibility too. She can take items with her but can she take bodies
but she doesn't need to be intangible
tossed it when they were recovering liz
also can roxy and emily carry corpses around easily?
i mean liz isn't that big
I think one or the other would've noticed it there too no?
it doesn't seem impossible
if it's something small its just a matter of gently nudging it out of your pocket
unles roxy put the corpse in her sylladex
roxy could have put it in her sylladex
also adrien wouldn't ignore double Dave i need to find that pic of him with 2 ladybugs for his ic reaction /shot
can you fit a body in a sylladex
can you put a body in the sylladex
Also are we sure everything in Roxys sylladex thing was emptied? I don't remember if I asked or like maybe she chose to stop at a point idk. WHERE IS THE ARM
i think the arm got vented
*to can you put a body in a sylladex
time to ask the homestucks to put corpses in their hammerspace
you can put some pretty huge things in there
because if the body was in hammer space
walked up to their airlock
God I hate mobile. CAN WE INTERROGATE HOMESTUCKS
TIME TO INTERROGATE HOMESTUCKS
i'm waiting on one more mod tag but i can top level the airlock test results?
and if they're aliens they wouldn't even remember doing this
I can top level homestucks interrogation? It's what I wanted to do a while ago for all suspects
you can assume adam told dorian that the elevator worked but the door was locked siz
why kill totty if lize was dead
Let's try to shove a body in a sylladex
go for it and jason can be back up?
maybe they just wanted to outdo lizalien?
needed to kill more people
he was angry she killed two and he only got one?
are they just trying to top shock value. is that it
so maybe the aliens have some murder dick measuring contest
well the aliens are confirmed pos so
yes you can top level homestucks interrogation
i mean tbf lizlien was easily the most arrogant and hoish of the bunch
could it be possible its an alien rule actually? like. they GOTTA kill 2 people when they go?
maybe? idk about meat skewer culture
well I think the explanation for liz's trial was that it didn't seem like hancock was gonna kick it with the poison
maybe it's like "the more people you kill the better your position in alien dick society"
but im remembering the rhysalien kill thread and he was like i NEED to kill more than her
maybe the aliens are just competitive jerks
maybe they get paid on commission
it is possible lizlien was planning to kill both clover and light tho idk aliens suck
we need to narrow it down to two people and kill them both
can grell finally behead someone
lbr you have jack as close liz cr do you think revenge murder wont be a thing if we scapegoat someone
honestly grell if we scapegoat one
dave dick is keeping her calm
r.i.p. everyone if we kill dave
just give it like a minute
if we don't get it right yuno can take the chainsaw and destroy
and see if jack or yuno does it
and then grell can keep being like
jack can have dibs because jason will dish out the gun HAHA
let her kill something!!
she's been good for 10 weeks!
grell can decapitate if getting shot isnt enough
Yes toss in questions! I'm trying to hook up to a battery source my phone is down to 15 and I didn't want to hold anybody up!
i'm torn between grell wants to kill something and i want to see yuno destroy an alien
yuno prove yourself murderdaughter
let's just icly split the vote for everyone but luke this sounds fair. kill me
also im home!!!!! finally
no kill everyone but adrien
then the aliens will know we mean business
adrien gets to be the victor of the hunger games, alone surrounded by dead friends
i mean we have like...a 12% of killing an alien at this point
we can only save one i choose luke
16 votes is enough for a four way tie!!! or a three way one if someone throws a vote for someone else!!!
I REFUSE TO DIE BEFORE DAVE OR MARINETTE I DONT WANT TO BE JASON TODD
dave can't die before roxy don't make her bury her kid
massacre is the only way
time to murder the whole ship leaving only jason alive
im already jason todd and its garbage
i mean yall cut a body open for a cell phone
killing teens isnt too far off
we know jason is clear right so
"isn't jack clear too" who cares about jack
also we sewed them back up all nice so
i should have wrote that in a letter
we found the request AFTER we desecrated him
"if by any circumstances jason todd sees me naked, please do not let him cut my stomach open for a cell phone"
so i mean he should have been more obvious
when you don't know the request is there you aren't breaking any rules
look he should have gotten a tattoo
"dont stab my body thanks"
its cradle we're never wrong
the kale salad was the closest we got to being right though
KALE SALAD PUT US REALLY CLOSE TO DORIAN
kale salad was going to get you there
I firmly believe bull was picking up poison and very kindly made some kale salad for dorian's hangover on his way back
dorian would hate kale and i stand by this
listen adrien knows about homestuck at least im nice enough not to ask hs explanations
no one SENSIBLE likes kale
outside of using it in bouquets for greens and color
(do u know how much people have tried to make me eat kale in various forms. no type of cooking will help me
)
walpurgisnacht just checking that you saw my ping re the testing thread sorry if this is rude i know you're at dinner
bopping in so i can find this later hff
put that shit back where it came from, says the magical furry
i cant believe this is the trial where we have to wrap our minds around homestuck
now you're all suffering alongside adrien
someone go back in time and stop homestuck
okay I am back hopefully for the rest of the evening...! I'll try jumping in but if there's anywhere in particular or anything that needs to be done I'd appreciate the help to jump in again laughs
we're just questioning the homestucks rn afaik
hmm ok it's getting kind of late so i should probably just top level and summarize the lower floor results?
so people can reply to it and stuff?
i mean the range test is probably not a big deal it seems like it's the entire floor, right?
still in spotty signal land, what needs to get done while I'm temporarily here
ugh can't log into dw but it'll work anywhere on the lower floor
ah shit sorry i didnt get the pings
im mobile but couldnt pass up the change for yanshittery... my b
i love the yanshittery though
you can just be like [and then dave explains]
also yuno it's this or dave stripping
she obviously wants to strip dave lbr
because i was like "wait hash map i know what that is" and then it made me laugh so
luke CAN'T have been the killer
because he was in the viewport at 9:31
which was four minutes before the power came back on
he can't have been down on the lower floor to turn it on
..........whispers the elevator test was unnecessary
the elevator test confirms it for sure
there was no way to do it
WELL WE'RE FINE WE ALREADY SAID IT WASNT LUKE
the more you say kill me the more you'll survive
what do i have to say to finally die
I'm positive luke is the killer
hey guys, i wanted to bring up that only one person could fit in an individual freezer
sorry, we meant to bring that up yesterday and. we couldn't actually remember if we did or not so i'm gonna say we probably didn't by accident
"don't mess with my corpse", todomatsu says
as we attempt to shove his corpse into a homestuck sylladex
if both corpses couldnt fit in the freezer then .....
we're putting totty into homestuck
oh. yesterday i thought you guys said two people would fit?
did we ever check the other freezer?
also could a mod clarify how big the mystery box is?
about as big as a TV remote
small enough to be portable, big enough to be noticeable if you pulled it out
if thats the case then adrien would definitely notice that
i know you can't log into the account cappy could i also just
also id joke about his leather catsuit but it has pockets and it'd probably fit in there
get a confirm that dave's time travel is nerfed to just 5 seconds
wasn't adrien not transformed too
no adrien was transformed
why are you ddring as chat noir
because he was patrolling and being naughty
LISTEN...... a ddr song is 2 minutes and no one died in those two minutes they just got sent out the airlock?? it's fine
we're trying to clear you
unless you put your hand in your pocket and just pressed it that way
so it'd be noticeable on his stupid chat outfit
"adrien what's that on your leg" "Uhhhhh"
i don't know how catsuits work
i mean the real question is how would he have hidden the blood from marinette and dorian tbh
its a magic catsuit i dont know how it works either
i thought it was 15 minutes
that dave had, after liz's body was recovered
went back in time and committed the murder
that would have been such a fucking cool twist
if liz and totty couldn't be in the fridge at the same time
we have to figure out how this went down.
we know totty died after 7 AM
we also didn't find blood anywhere
liz was moved to the airlock, and THEN totty was killed?
and put in the fridge where liz's blood was?
totty died at least an hour prior to being found
so that would mean lizbody was hanging out for a while
yeah. which would have been risky i mean
i'd say who would have gone in the airlock but
also the furries were patrolling
like i checked with the mods and if the furries were patrolling that area at like 9
they wouldn't have seen liz or anything
i wonder if they meant to vent liz earlier
but totty saw them with the body
but why would totty have been wandering around
i'm stressed
ok going off time of death alone
the latest totty could have been killed was 8:40 because he was found in the 9:40-9:50 window
that gives the blood enough time to freeze
liz was vented forty minutes later
and there's a good half hour where she couldn't have been in the airlock because of the hero patrol
i'll update the timeline a bit but someone else should top level!
should we get a top level about the bolt in totty's room bc that's still bugging me
yes! I'm gonna do my best to tag in hhaha
Yeah I think we need a couple new top levels
pixelheart do you wanna toplevel about the bolt since grell found it
oh jessie was the one who found it grell just stole it
i was going to timeline top level but if you'd like me to bolt level i can do that instead
no i am deda adrien lives forever
oh no that's fine, I can toplevel with it
the killer put liz in the airlock room, and then pressed the button at 9:20 from somewhere on the lower floor. that shut off the power and also opened the airlock door which flung liz out
then at 9:35 they pressed the button again and turned the power back on.
so liz and totty both died before 9:20.
however, questions remaining:
- what happened to the mystery box, since we never found it
luke's basically cleared from this!!!
- where was liz's corpse? because it wasn't in the airlock before 9, but totty was in the freezer by 8:40 and they wouldn't have both fit
- why were liz and totty there at all? liz didn't bring addie's sword and totty didn't bring his cell, which seems odd
- a bolt was found with totty's cell under his bed. why?
- if liz or totty were killed somewhere other than the freezer, where is the blood?
so what i'm getting from this is that Marinette set this up so she could kill Dave, her competition for her trophy wife
also beans if you're around is emily up for questions
because there's something i want to clear up
im here! where do you need emily for questions?
wherever....really it's just a matter of doublechecking her alibi for something
i could always comment to my own toplevel and be like WHERE IS EMILY
lol okay?? emily has been pretty quiet this entire trial
i don't think i ever commented here
okay so the sylladex is like hammerspace or something right?? I DON'T KNOW HOMESTUCK
it is basically hammerspace yes
be glad you don't know homestuck sipp
sipp only knows what i tell her of homestuck
I OWN'T MAKE YOU EXPLAIN i just have questions
can they put like... anything in there and it disappears?
well her cards go... into the bottles... sort of?
don't ask me I don't know
OH WAIT grell's putting a corpse in
sorry i'm still catching up haha i didn't see that
i was gonna ask if we could put a dummy in there or sthg
doesnt roxy have to break the bottles
a dummy might have been more. respectful lmao.
"respectful" this is cradle
are we waiting for a mod tag on that?
y...n..yes?? no. yes. I mean. yes? but. YEAH THE BOTTLES DON'T EXIST THANKS LUCY
what are we waiting on a kid tag for?
if you want her to also captchalogue a corpse tho she can show the bottle breakage...
I'm at dinner so I have a more solid signal now
put in roxy trying to store liz while we're at it just. to be thorough I guess??
so....we have body transportation if we ever needed it
btw will we be extending...
are we getting two and a half hours for kale salad
should i put up the trial clock
let the mods answer if we are
ok apparently if the mystery box goes out of range of the ship, things will be turned back on
so that is probably where it went
well that rules out dave and adrien for sure
but then how would the person have gotten back into the ship
bc for it to have gotten airlocked out,
the person had to be in the hallways at the time they pressed the button right
other than....roxy phasing back in.....
okay someone check my logic on this but
let's say emily is standing in the airlock room with liz's corpse. she presses the button IN THERE, and she's trapped in that room and probably sucked out to space
once she presses the button, the door LEAVING the airlock room is closed and locked and she's stuck until she represses it.
whereas roxy can go in there, press the button, leave the mystery box in there, and phase out through the door
and then just go back near the archive and wait it out
if she was fast enough she could probably phase back into the archive even
but yeah if the mystery box was ejected from the airlock,
there's no way anyone but roxy could have done it
yeah because....why would someone wait 15 minutes in the dark otherwise
we're extending by one hour!
that's all I can think of
and she stored liz's corpse in her sylladex
oh so we finish at 10 instead?
does that mean we're way off
LET ME GO DELETE THE CLOCK THEM
unless we strip search everyone and find a box
then we have to assume the box is not here
strip search would clearly be a valuable way to use our extra time
how far does the mystery box have to be to be out of range?
i think we can safely assume
how far of a walk is it from the gym to the airlock?
dadrien are p. close to the airlock in the rec room... emily's less close but still there, and Roxy's in between
dadrien just sounds like adrien is a dad
he is not all his children are dead
adam: i'm still alive, adrien: SOMETIMES I CAN STILL HEAR THEIR VOICES
I prefer davedrien myself it's less daddable
pops back in gosh hello who are we killing
we're killing luke after a lengthy debate
what are we using this hour for anyway
i'm suddenly concerned!!!
i can't deal with it if we murder roxy for no reason
looks like dorian is going to question the homestucks again?
idk i just see him talking to grell
we should start by accusing her, maybe??
we should start by getting dave to kill dorian,
since thats what will icly happen first
lets kill both of the homestucks so i never have to read a homestuck explanation again
no adrien gets to be the executioner clearly
he's french he must love decapitation
kill all the suspects except for adrien
lbr adrien is french royalty he does not love decapitation
he is first in line for being murdered in the next french revolution
but his house is one of those really old houses owned by aristocrats in france afaik
it's canon now actual disney princess adrien
is someone going to top level to accuse roxy though
i think dorian was going to? icly??? because he has nothing to live for
yeah does someone want to top level
im late but if anyone kills dave everyone else dies
if anyone attacks dorian they're going to be deflected i'm js
no one can actually kill him
his one friend is alice who is valuing him
grell's still his friend :c
i can do a top level of suspect breakdown but marinette will be biased towards adrien as a heads up hAHHA
listen adrien's got a death promise and a furry outfit on dorian's fine
but he's asking some questions first
dorian's valued anyway so
thank you for letting me know about the extension guys
I just walked in the door so I was like AHHHHH
ok but consider: are we sure it's not dave, LOOK AT YUNO'S FRIENDSHIP TRACK RECORD
yuno is the most murderer
marinette just wants adrien's yaoi option gone to be safe
yuno is the bar for finding murderers i guess
let adrien's yaoi option live? he needs a fallback if sipp betrays me by dying
comfort him with your manly arms, dave. swoon.
the harder she yans the murderier they are!!!!!!
honestly sure it's either dave or roxy but
i'm still so bothered about the alibi thing!
dave and adrien's alibi is too perfect!
i'm determined to crack it don't mind me
maybe they did it TOGETHER
if they did i'm banning both zia and lucy
bc zia wants so badly to get killed before me she'll do anything
yeah adrien fed dave murder cookies in between patrol so they could be evil together
liz and totty died bc they didn't want to give them away on the murder aisle
you've found us out. evil space wedding
I CRACKED THE CASE I DID IT
you win the case sipp you did it
you cant vote for them because deep down you all ship it
its our perfect plan to get away with it
i mean there are two corpses that means if accomplices happen they are both free right
for serious i think it's one of the hamsteaks just bc i don't think emily could have pulled it off, luke is in the wrong space, and zia wouldn't dare betray me like this
im getting so mixed up on my rules bleh
i mean like i'm not 100% how it works but like
since like aliens can fuck with memories? somehow??
i have become the aliens meme
zia would absolutely dare if she could get away with it
adrien is possible but i don't see how they could have gotten the corpses around without a sylladex
but i mean usually id betray you by dying first thats way easier
you could never get away with it ZIA
how'd chat get the blood off him
but yeah if adrien killed i don't think he could have gotten rid of the evidence in time
since the ball and chain is around
no i think the sylladex is right
could dave have time travel + flash stepped fast enough
that adrien wouldn't have noticed
BUT IDK HOMESTUCK... Roxy can phase through things and Dave has time travel right?
ummm....... thats a good question
i think the two daves only exist for 5 seconds
dave has only 5 seconds of time travel
but is 5 seconds enough to go to the airlock and back? somehow? before the door closes??
oooh he has super speed too
im honestly asking because they had to throw the mystery box out the airlock
so hed have to be... in the airlock?
or close to it when he pressed the button...
it says speed on his card
but then how would dav ehave gotten back
and then somehow came back to the rec room?
he's pulling the double date sitcom thing on adrien
I CANT BELIEVE HE TWINNED ME
i mean that would be the perfect alibi
ok. gimme one second. i'm having trouble wrapping my head around this.
i shouldnt adrien is 5 nvm
i cant believe that yuno killed adrien for going on a double date with dave and youre all hallucinating him there rn
two daves means one for adrien one for yuno
what if the second dave just ollied out of the airlock and he's living his own life now
i cant believe marinette has to kill adrien's mistress(es??) in a jealous rage
im just laughing at the dave that left
quick time to make all out profile pics dave and our display names dave
just living outside in space now
please dont put me through that again
but uh i know super little about hamsteak so i'm not 100% on how their powers work
i know hamsteak but they are severely nerfed here so...
we were all dave for a night
there was an hour after an upd8 where everyone changed their profile pic to the same icon of dave and thn changed their display name to dave in red
regular dave wouldve grabbed his mom and done that forever ago lbr
half of that is aw worthy
rips off adrien mask to reveal second dave
maybe the double dave is flying along side the spaceship beatboxing in space
maybe the real dave was the friends we made along the way
9:15 Dave meets up with Adrien in the rec room
dave was already in the rec room but sure
9:20ish He super speeds out of the rec room, goes to press the button. At the same time, his future self super speeds back in and replaces him.
After the Dave in the airlock presses the button, everything’s locked down, and he’s trapped in the airlock room.
But he (F!Dave) goes back in time 5 seconds, before everything is locked down, so he can super speed right out.
Still 9:20: Past Dave is still in the rec room with Adrien. F!Dave runs in and P!Dave runs out.
time travel, zia's favourite thing
IM IMMEDIATELY LOST AND GONE
it would all have to be done in like 5 seconds
wed have to check dave's speed
ok but consider: luke did it
i don't think dave can do that in 5 seconds
I've been telling you guys luke did it this whole time
i mean this is ooc knowledge but the thing about the super speed is that its like
with his magical teleportation powers he didn't tell anybody about
a blur where you don't really see the person move
its like naruto ninja shit
listen if lucy used me for time travel shenanigans im going to kill her
i don't know if he can run the HALL that fast
but the adrien not seeing him move part makes sense
we've determined it's just ONE killer, yes?
now i want it to be dave bc zia will get so mad at time travel
i don't think we ruled out accomplices did we?
uhhhh i mean we've been pretty sure its aliens but
yeah that's the thing i find it
unlikely both aliens would blow their cover
and lbr why would adrien help if he wasn't an alien
yeah i think aliens are more likely
no im an accomplice vote for me
but i think we should bring this up ic
accomplice route, or aliens?
let's also talk about these theories icly guys!
if you guys don't mind i've done a lot
adrien wouldnt ever so i mean. shrugs
its down to the hamsteaks anyway
well if we're leaning towards one of the homestucks being an alien we gotta get there icly ... yes
timetravel toplevel
what is this, back to the future part 4
hey theres 30 minutes until voting closes, just as a note
time to slam up the trial clock again
yeah we should probably discuss whether or not yuno is going to axe end bc we scapegoated dave for luke??
ok we def need a demonstration of how fast dave can move
wait something just occurred to me
if dave has super speed WHO WON DDR
committing a murder mid-ddr
okay first of all how dare you
second of all whaaaat is roxy doing
stares into the abyss
THIS THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW
oh my god roxy and dave i s2g
I'M THE KILLER NO IT'S ME!!!!
whispers which asshole is lying
i'm sorry yuno and every one of dave';s friends
they're both lying it's adrien and emily accomplices
lucy listen. listen if you used me as an alibi for time travel i will end you
so you BETTER HOPE MEGAN ISNT THE ONE LYING
obviously dave?? dave behave
you wouldn't even remember
again i propose a 4-way tie its the only way to be sure
she already threatened to kill you in public
ugh is it really not an alien?
i thought no one was going to die this week
we've lost enough! i wanted to save the alien
my laptop fucked off and I had to vote mobile real quick
judar actually made a good point?
"We seriously think that this week's killer's an alien, yeah? Then obviously it can't be the person confessing!" like. elizabeth sure didn't confess.
so unless alien theory is suddenly out
i mean if it were an alien then the alien would have no memory of it
I think roxy's lying too honestly especially since luke just asked her to explain how she did it
and she said it was just a messy plan but gave no explanation.
if she wants to save dave, the only way to save him is to execute him
otherwise he'd just be posssessed
so i can't figure out her motive for lying at all
liz didn't die...from her execution
if he's an alien he won't die
the thing too is we icly don't know if that's all the same
maybe shes afraid he isnt and doesnt want to risk it?
honestly if I were roxy I'd be scared too like we don't know that dave is an alien
but dave's skillset is the only one that really, really makes some amount of sense which is awful
because dave
ty mods for using my prettiest icon