Virtue's Last Reward OST: 1-06 Gaulem
mods i'm so sorry i kept vote swapping
just kill me instead 
:c
lmao i was
weighing changing my vote.......
im so glad i forgot to
ok well
oh my god
who wants to get their head lopped off first
[RAISES HAND]
minako screaming from the graveyard intensifies
[RAISES HAND]
welp
do we have to fight dave
gOD
AHAHA
AHA
Guys the post is glitched he'll be okay??? Hopefully?????
LUCY IM GOING TO KILL YOU
[RAISES BARRIER]
SHE FUCKING
USED ME
[ON BOTH YOU DUMB CHILDREN]
FOR TIME TRAVEL ALIBI
barrier yourself tbh hes uh. busy
also im glad adrien isnt the only one who voted for himself
god does the alien have dave's powers because
FUCK.
sorry...adrien..........
I'M READY TO FIGHT DAVELIEN
OR TO THROW YUNO THE CHAINSAW
oh my god dON'T KILL THEM
LEAVE DAVE ALONE
quick go back vote roxy clearly that is the better option
HE'S APPARENTLY A FUCKING ALIEN?
please dont give yuno the chainsaw thats not a thing you wanna do
WHAT THE FUCK
AN ALIEN USED ME FOR TIME TRAVEL DEVELOPMENT THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE ENDING
i can't believe marinette's husband was an alienfucker all along
MOTHERFUCKER
im ok
im cool
i'm so glad i'm just gonna laugh at zia forever
i hate this
wails sadly into the distance 
dave will be fine but hOW ABOUT ALL THE NORMALS GO HIDE IN THE BACK
so i see i picked the best time to be back and settled for the day
COURTNEY LUCY USED ME FOR TIME TRAVEL ALIBI
COURTNEY???
also I'm going to kill lucy but god just kill me
god tho i was waffling so much
walks in 15 minutes late with starbucks everything is on fire quietly sips coffee
WAIT
GUYS
clasps zia's shoulder
it's my birthday let me die!!
WE JUST NEED TO THROW DAVE AT ALICE
WE'LL BE OK
me and kosy were literally talking about this irl a few weeks ago like
Oh my god, this is the best thing ever
"either one of the homestuck kids or one of the furries is an alien"
dave better not have impregnated adrien with some alien babies
oh my god
Bet he did
oh my god
i dont want to be the jack
Adrien will have a baby alien bursting out of his cranium anytime soon
screaming
time to throw adrien out the airlock
thIS ISNT HOW CATBUG WAS MEANT TO BE BORN
also plz let me die because ADRIEN'S BEST MAN WAS AN ALIEN
That sounds like wacky comedy material
MY BEST MAN WAS AN ALIEN
[dave eating people at the reception]
screams
I'm torn between KILL ME and oh my god lucy
I DIDN"t THINK SHE'D BETRAY ME AGAIN
"again"
Also, Ms. Megan, you promised you'd walk to Ohio to murder Ms. Lucy
there is always betray
Better start walking
GOD
..yeap
ok let me get on my shoes and do my makeup
I got 2000 miles to walk
OH FUCK
DID ROXY JUST DIE
scREAMS
should we tag dave in roxy's thread or should i just KEEP SCREAMING
OH MY GOD
HAT
*WHAT
Oh my god
oh my god
Well add that to the pile of betrayal!
SCREAMING JESUS CHRIST
yeah someone fucking stop him???
i mean
presumably too late to stop him from stabbing roxy but
yikes
yikes yikes yikes yikes yiKES YIKES YIKES
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME Y/N ON THAT THREAD BECAUSE HE WILL JUMP IN
time for the furries to die
also yeah!!!! i don't wanna interrupt so lmk when it's safe for me to join in
for lucy's sake, let's wait til she can do a top level
YIKES THOUGH....
but yeah
ok well he will barrier the damn furries whether they like it or not but if oocly you really really really don't want me to
i won't
i've spent all weekend talking to gwigs about the murdergame and how the casts can't survive intact and i was like
"well dave being an alien drastically increases the chances of the homestucks making it with only two trials left to go" and i.
oops.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
one fell swoop
Oh hey, Dave has his powers intact
You're all screwed
yeah we truly are fucked
dave is pretty OP
I'M READY
I'M READY
maybe we should have just killed roxy....
Quick, Jason, the lightsaber!
Spin it like Marinette does with the yoyo!
that's how lightsabers work
Death (from stupefaction)
megan is tagging in with roxy first so please wait for that!
and did so!
Damn, it really happened
I was hoping it wouldn't
why did you have to jinx it ms courtney
this is MY FAULT ENTIRELT
ENTIRELY
ok so how are we handling davelien
davelien has all of dave's powers so
he's pretty fucking op HAHAHA
wait all of dave's powers
or just the ones on his card
i mean i want to fight but i don't want to take away from anyone's moment
all of his powers plus his alien body
...well we're fucked
so i can hold off for the others
all of the ones on his card!
yeah dorian will stay back but he can offer mage assist if anyone fighting needs it
if anyone especially wants/needs clover and the laser scythe involved lmk but otherwise i'm gonna sit out because she got to beat up an alien already
he'd try to barrier whoever is trying to be like front lines
I'd offer to help but dave killed his mom sooooo
please bad end the game dave
be the hero the aliens deserve
yeah who is...fighting...op davelien
and he can try to trap dave in a static cage maybe?
yeah there's a couple of people in line who've contacted us! but once their threads are over - and you will know when they are - you can jump in i think, depending on how much time lucy has
she has to work tomorrow and we already extended once so
i don't want to keep her up too long
go go fighters [go]
amazing.
smh...poor roxy
i'm on standby
EMILY NO
EMILY LOWE MORE LIKE EMILY NO
just pretend minako and light are watching from the gy like this
lmflkhdfg
"what the fuck am i missing" says light, who cannot see
LMFAO
FDJSKFDS;
I'M ALSO SO SAD because if we cleanse dave
he has to live with roxy being dead
there is no good end to this trial
i'm in pain
so much
goddamnit zia I laughed
also this is the worst
dave has to live with having killed roxy that's clearly lucy's punishment for betraying me. again. for like the third??? NO FOURTH. FOURTH TIME.
also roxy takes back everything rude she said about emily this trial what a hero
oh gosh
totty's killer unveiled
SCREAMING
i accidentally an arm
thats gonna sting
HOLY FUCK
Things are going to hell again
leave chloe and adrien alone????
I dread to think how things will go when the remaining alien is captured someday
That is, if there IS a remaining alien
how many people are dying is this endgame
There could even be two
we have two trials left so if there are two aliens WE ALL GONNA DIE 
power up!
is
emily deda or can we fucking save her
WHERE IS YUNO
yuno is wondering if her wedding is still on
tbf we probably won't get another alien this fucking op we MIGHT stand a chance
ASSUMING WE SURVIVE DAVE
yuno needs to kill her husband so he can be saved
i dont think a player killing an alien would help 
i think alice has to do it?
otherwise rhys would have been okay
nah we killed the shit out of liz
rhys was already deda though
we killed lizlien and then it was cleansed
rhys was shot in the head which killed his human half
>:[ lizlien didnt die like no punk
human disaster
was
she dead dead or just out tho
she was pinned by frankensteins suicide bomb
yeah
and alice came and yelled
i dont think she was dead dead
WE HAVE TO BEAT IT INTO SUBMISSION
well youre gonna need to ask someone else
just immobilized
obviously luke needs to blow himself up
so if we kill dave we're super killing him and not the alien
i mean
should we just reach optimum angst? 
if we kill dave we trigger yan end
what if marinette just kills dave for doing kinky bloodplay w/ adrien before her
well i mean i dont think dave is going to be very happy about being saved
because.............roxy 
roxy's last request was for him
save her son wow guys do not make her dead body cry
dave goes back to normal and marinette's all THIS IS FOR BSDMING MY HUSBAND U HUSSIE
y'all were the ones insisting only execution would save him!! so execute him. after his alien kills you all I guess.
you guys it's fine??? roxy's alive???
just weekend at bernie's her dave will never have to know
it turns out she learned how to break the nerfs and now she's invisible and intangible 24/7!!
i like that this is the proposal we come up with every single time
JUST WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S THAT SHIT IT'LL BE OKAY
dorian res roxy's corpse
for dave's sake
lmfao
i strongly considered it
but he already barriered instead
too late
Then do it next day
Alice can provide Febreeze liberally, if so you need
it doesn't work like that he has to cast it before they die
just prop her up in a chair, dave will never notice
if only i could weekend at bernies roxy forever
yes sounds good
roxy obviously flew out the airlock to look for help
now that it's been confirmed homestucks cna survive in space
thanks roxy!!!
what a heroine
yes that's right she's off to fetch the homestuck horde she'll be back with help soon!! yw!!
Someone still better have the blackout button so the airlock is open. Get Dave to witness Roxy's leisurely flying away from the viewport
*Dave to witness from the viewport Roxy leisurely flying away
Oh god, did Emily really die?
dont fucking kill dave
i guess i have my murdermap out ready for all these unit blackouts
rude???
also i mean adriens gonna fucking bleed to death at this rate so
yeah we uh
don't have any doctors left
well
its just a flesh wound
or anyone who can do fire magic to cauterize the wound that doesn't also involve exploding fireballing adrien to death
iT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND
we can tourniquet
i think the proper procedure is to heat up a frying pan
so if dorian....wants to get on that.....
yeah a stab to the gut with no doctors
i mean in theory ladybug could lucky charm them some medbay shit.,.,.,.
he has never heat something without magic in his life
hope you enjoy your bloody conference hall
its fine? adrien will just stay there
ladybug can charm them a new arm
someone pick up his arm and his cat
JUST IMMOLATE HIS ARM I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE
actually
jack has a nice fake arm
just stick it back on
i would say grell would grab them both but i'm not sure if you guys have planned deaths or not
lucky charms jack's arm for adrien
adrien deserves it more than jack
i dont want rhys's leftovers!!!!!
adrien has to be the new rhys
but yeah dorian can help idk how helpful he can be though he doesn't know shit about any of this but he might know to cauterize it so
maybe i die of blood loss
he can go heat something up i guess
dorian GRAB A PERSON
oh i meant he could just
immolate a frying pan
and then STICK IT TO ADRIEN'S ARM IT'LL BE FINE I'M SURE....
it wont hurt at all?
yeah
adrien's mostly screaming from shock lbr it'll hurt LATER
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
there something iron in the conference room
that he can immolate
uhhh
yikesyikesyikes
robots
just break one
haha these kids havent even been scarred before lmao
preferrably while also immolating dave
so he doesn't waste an immolate
time for diy tourniquets?!
im p. sure ladybug can lucky charm one but that'd take her out of the fight in a minute
but sure i'll grab a robot
to let marinette fight
and then marinette also loses an arm
he probably can't hit dave with an immolate anyway
i mean he could but
oh wait is anything in there wooden
grab adrien we can tourniquet him and then cauterize
he'd probably also hit someone near him I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE THOUGH
you guys let him bleed out
ummm no i turned friendly fire off?
this is how i want to die
yeah ladybug can lucky charm but if she needs to faito....
slowly and painfully
oh i didn't realize you were playing on casual mode
dorian is a filthy casual
and i have no idea if anything's wooden lmao
MEET ME IN THE PIT ZIA
ok i'll go get adrien
would Arbok's Glare have any affect on him?
grell you come too
YEAH IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
dave's wearing shades so
SHE WANTS TO FIGHT
GOD
ok what i
*if
i immolate dave on my way to get adrien
and grell can jump in
to save his dumb mage ass
from getting stabbed
make it happen, rune
what if that
please let us know how down you are with your character getting injured btw
jessie should probably do something because of totty
i'm down with sexy injuries only
the aliens are already pretty tough and dave is
ok im coming to save my useless hubby
op as fuck
make me suffer cappy but leave grell's hair alone
but i don't want to step on toes so
NO IT'S UP TO LUCY LMAO
bad end
nah go ahead! try not to overwhelm lucy but we'll probably step in after a few tags anyway because she does have to go to bed
oh yeah
i made the mistake of telling gwigs what was happening and he just spent like five minutes just sitting here and telling me what to do about stomach wounds in case. you need this
i mean i figure if he attacks dave dave would come for him but i don't really want to maim him so i'll only do it if grell wants to come warrior for him
he's still going
because he can't ACTUALLY defend himself
i mean that's also really fair
you should only fight dave if you're okay with getting seriously injured
i'm a-ok with grell coming in to be a heroine
and i love being fucked up in games
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
that ok with you lucy
fireballs
i like to think clover like tried to get the fuck in there and like someone had to babysit like no, you're gonna sit here, this is where we're drawing the line
it's a large fireball that erupts from the ground
i like to think clover is on the other side of the table struggling to pick a weapon
static cage actually makes more sense but
i need to cauterize
SHE HAS TOO MANY, WHICH DOES SHE USE
LMFAO
i mean listen he wont die from a few minutes? its fine?
probably
LISTEN NO THE SCYTHE IS HER FAVE SOMEONE HOLD HER MEAT CLEAVER no don't hold her meat cleaver clover take a seat
ok cool
who wants to try to do something about emily
take her hair ribbon dorian and tourniquet adrien
yeah emily probably needs to get looked at first she. she needed those guts
adrien's just got a little booboo???
can Jessie put Emily in a pokeball and put her in the nearest pokecenter
rolls in here just pretend luke is on defense because adam grabbed him and wrestled with him to make sure he doesn't run in swinging. sadly I don't play someone who knows shit about medical treatment
who can read really fast
jason can probably help
though I could have him summon a robot ig or
with the blood loss
oh there's that
but he's not a real doctor so
because grell can throw them her notebook which has a shitton of medical notes too
just let me die already
yeah lets just drag adrien to the medbay
I mean Jessie does canonically know how to bandage wounds, it's one of the training scenes they show in Ignorance is Blissey
okay so it's dorian, then grell to distract dave from pursuing him?
yes
but it's also like
chansey school
idk
but i need something metal i can throw
jason's a batkid he knows how to avoid bleeding out at least
aight i'm tagging in if that's coo!
rune if you want grell cna throw jessie her notebook
and be like READ IT
like everything is pretty metal
marinette can help grell
because there's definitely notes on stopping blood loss in there like first thing
a robot or an autopsy table or like one of the chairs
apparently semi-realistically if the wound went right through if you can just stop the bleeding she won't die from the wound for days so you just gotta deal with the organs 
i am still being spoken to about stomach wound facts IN CASE?? YOU GUYS WANT ANY MEDICAL SCIENCE ABOUT STOMACH WOUNDS
marinette's yoyo might be their best shot at stopping dave if she can get to him
i love that you have a real science right next to you
she'll try to yoyo the sword out of his hands i think
HE HAS MORE SWORDS, MARINETTE
I HAVE A REAL SCIENCE RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND LIKE IT'S NOT STOPPING
he got up and he came back into the room like ALSO, BY THE WAY, and continued
LOOK
THE ALIENS HAVE BLADES??? ON THEIR HANDS????
If you do that I'm sure that guarantees Davelien will turn into its true form
i know so much about treating stomach wounds now you gys
So you better be ready, I guess
shut up
I CANT BELIEVE IM DYING AND THIS IS WHAT YOU COME UP WITH
marinette has to disarm (RIMSHOT) him right back ok!!!
id say too soon but dave. made the joke
who hasn't lost a limb in this game, adrien will be fine
i mean alternately she can try to tie him up with the yoyo or snag his ankle and knock him off balance?
he can be dave's new mom
yoyo bdsm
tagged!
i keep asking for death and then when i give you guys a chance to save me im gonna bleed out. this is Fine
grell and marinette come save him he's relying on you
if you think he feels even slightly bad about relying on ladies to come save him you're wrong
mira!!! do you wanna tag in first or let marinette scream over her useless wife a little
marinette please scream
he's become one of those three legged cats at the shelter no one wants
as long as he's not neutered
;D
werent you worried about aliens babies
might wanna neuter just in case
evidently dave was more into bloodplay
luckily adrien has a whole 'nother arm
to put that ring on
Plagg is more or less immortal, right?
plagg's fine hes just uh
taking a break
okok tagged in lemme know if i should change a thing
grell i think
plagg is like
bye.
he ditched adrien, he wasn't sticking around for this Nonsense
LMFKSD
basically
oh ok i can tag
i just didn't know if you wanted to have davelien react or not
runs
hi I'm home what the fuck
DAVE HE TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL
dave has not been careful
dave fell down all these stairs to be a dick alien
there
had to throw in the roxy callback because i love pain
uh
can we assume
we got adrien his tourniquet
LMAO FIVE MINUTES
yes
SORRY KIDS HE'S FUCKING DEAD
before we were paralyzed
bled out for five minutes watching dave's execution
just take grell's hair ribbon and tie it really tight
please let me die like this im cry laughing
dorian has his dumb snake cloak
YEAH UH
GET HIM HIS TORNIQUET....
and a staff blade to cut with
JUST SAY YOU DID IT
MURDER MYSTERY SCIENCE
let's pretend they did it off-screen while dave was monologuing
i guess
if i must live
and not hilariously bleed out while everyone watches
hahaha ok
i'm not happy about it >:/
i'll tag then
should have been the murderer zia
time for marinette to throw herself on dave's sword so she can die before adrien
s i g h s
i was so close
should have gone for the emily injury
according to beans emily is deda
ITS JUST SO MUCH HARDER TO STAB THROUGH THE SUIT :c
oops yeah did i not announce that here? she dead
lucy tried to give you a hand
yes. she went down quick like roxy
does anyone want to help dorian tie a tourniquet btw
roxy and emily just laying there dead as u do
yup
the shouldnt have messed with the op alien duo
would this be pre-execution or post
probably pre so we can pretend adrien didnt bleed to death since no one will LET ME
pre haha
grumbles about no one letting me bleed to death
adrien can't even get offed by his bff
ok is dorian tying this thing himself last call if anyone wants to help otherwise he'll do it he'll save this furry
he'll save the straights
adrien cant die for dave's manpain i guess he has to die for marinette's
roxy raised a failure :<
dave try harder next time
dont get distracted by lens flare
its like you never vidyagamed??
he was clearly just shocked that roxy didn't whoop his ass like the legit op she is(n't)
fair